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    Women Don't Fart.

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      Why yes they do, we ALL do and anyone who says otherwise must be holding them in, better let them go ladies before you implode! And, if it is a good one, don't forget to claim it!! haha
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      Why yes they do, we ALL do and anyone who says otherwise must be holding them in, better let them go ladies before you implode! And, if it is a good one, don't forget to claim it!! haha

      I always claim it, or I laugh, which is basically the same as saying "I farted!"
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      I always claim it, or I laugh, which is basically the same as saying "I farted!"

      :drinker:
    • Posts: 1,800 Member
      Having been married for an extended period of time (4 decades +), I must state women fart. My wife's farts will send the dogs running. Trust me on this one.

      Anyone claiming otherwise is living in an altered reality.

      Just one old man's opinion.......
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      Best Topic of the Day.
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    • Posts: 22,834 Member
      My 10 year old was just going on about this...
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      That's pretty slorish.
    • Posts: 104 Member
      My hubby loves to sniff mine as they come out. So hot!!!
    • Posts: 814 Member
      My hubby loves to sniff mine as they come out. So hot!!!

      yikes.
    • Posts: 1,565 Member
      I not understand americas ok with farting in front of family and other friends.

      Yes, EVERYONE in America walks around farting around each other.
    • Posts: 914 Member
      It's not just Americans.
    • Posts: 2,712 Member
      Sorry, babe. Friend or no, I fart.
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    • Posts: 2,628 Member
      I wasn't sure on the whole concept of women farting. My wife claims she only makes air-biscuits that smell like the cotton candy booth at the state fair.

      Soooo, after securing a large government grant, and after months of research, I have conclusive proof that women fart.

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      Just another old wives tale like the fact that ladies don't sweat, apparently they GLOW, but some of them definitely glow buckets!
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