Lie about yourself.

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  • KariQuiteContrary
    KariQuiteContrary Posts: 274 Member
    I once catapulted over the Grand Canyon for a slice of cheesecake.
  • arsjcs
    arsjcs Posts: 22 Member
    I absolutely love picking up all the sticks that are scattered around my yard from the storms yesterday.
  • EddieHaskell97
    EddieHaskell97 Posts: 2,227 Member
    I can't stand animated gif images.
  • BigBellyGoAway
    BigBellyGoAway Posts: 781 Member
    I love:

    Rush

    I'll fight you too! :angry: :laugh:

    So is the lie that you will fight me? Do you really want to hug and kiss me??

    Wait....ummm....let's see, how does this work again? Oh yeah....

    I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE PHYSICAL RELATIONS WITH YOU! :laugh:
  • Autk79
    Autk79 Posts: 286 Member
    I hate tequila, jager and crown

    I love the noise styrafoam makes

    My boobs are fake

    Im too busy at work to me on MFP

    I couldnt go on and on with these lies
  • graceflower33
    graceflower33 Posts: 11 Member
    I LOVE my tiny new puppy that has to be let outside every THREE hours, night after night. It's the best.
  • crazie4lulu
    crazie4lulu Posts: 762 Member
    a am NOT addicted to MFP and i HATE to lift and workout!
  • bigbarnold
    bigbarnold Posts: 2,554 Member
    I hope I gain my 80lbs back!
  • kershaann
    kershaann Posts: 1,824 Member
    I hate it when someone tells me I look good.
  • TheCounselorx
    TheCounselorx Posts: 1,182 Member
    you know what!!! I just hate it when people ask me for naked pics of me!! and I just hate it too when I send them...

    us men are just not like that girls!! leave us alone! ...... please respect us....
  • TheCounselorx
    TheCounselorx Posts: 1,182 Member
    you know what!!! I just hate it when people ask me for naked pics of me!! and I just hate it too when I send them...

    us men are just not like that girls!! leave us alone! ...... please respect us....

    Since I've posted this, I have been inundated with ladies requesting pics of me neked!!! PAH!! disgusting!
  • Lil_Northern_Light
    Lil_Northern_Light Posts: 3,529 Member
    I hate chocolate with a passion!
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  • moya_rargh
    moya_rargh Posts: 1,473 Member
    I'm attractive and women like me.
  • TattooedNici
    TattooedNici Posts: 2,141 Member
    I did not break a sweat while doing P90X's Plyometrics last night. Not one single drop.
  • rideontechnology
    rideontechnology Posts: 54 Member
    I am able to summon Hugh Jackman at any point in time.
  • Orion782
    Orion782 Posts: 391
    I have a very small...errr...shoe size. :laugh:
  • Noogynoogs
    Noogynoogs Posts: 1,028 Member
    I don't need to lose weight :smile:
  • bigbarnold
    bigbarnold Posts: 2,554 Member
    I HATE FRIDAYS!!!
  • TRIX5884
    TRIX5884 Posts: 318 Member
    I have no sex drive.
  • moya_rargh
    moya_rargh Posts: 1,473 Member
    I love being celibate for the length of time that I have.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    That wasn't me creeping yor profile pics.
  • ravingnoah
    ravingnoah Posts: 24 Member
    I once killed a man for a taco.
    I've done worse for a taco!

    I kicked a puppy for nachos.

    I would kick a puppy for nachos.

    ...what do you mean the polygraph isn't going off?
  • DainaLC
    DainaLC Posts: 18,937 Member
    I'm on the verge of rage quitting! :grumble:
  • tomaspetro
    tomaspetro Posts: 1,508 Member
    I was the body double for Miley Cyrus on the wrecking ball.
  • HerBravado
    HerBravado Posts: 392 Member
    I've killed five people.
  • Rainboots80
    Rainboots80 Posts: 218 Member
    I grew up on a planet named Nicktatania and Dean Cain is my cousin.
  • jessilyn76
    jessilyn76 Posts: 532 Member
    I was on the Gong Show.
  • blazergrad
    blazergrad Posts: 603 Member
    My profile picture is me at the top of Mt. Everest.....
  • DainaLC
    DainaLC Posts: 18,937 Member
    << None of that hair is really mine.

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