Lie about yourself.

jessilyn76 · April 2014

Tequila does NOT make my clothes fall off!

ItsMeGee3 · April 2014

I hate Fridays!

blazergrad · April 2014

<-- I just use the wheelchair for the good parking spaces!

Rainboots80 · April 2014

my second home is in the Caribbean and I stay in NY state for the Winter because I love Snow!

8lackie · April 2014

Former Eagle Scout, Liar

rgrissman · April 2014

I'm always clean shaven.

greengoddess0123 · April 2014

I love babies and small children.

doctorsookie · April 2014

I am 6'3" tall and used to be a model.

LassoOfTruth · April 2014

I wrote the Harry Potter books.

tomaspetro · April 2014

I parented the first generation of Homo Erectus

Timshel_ · April 2014

I wish I wasn't trying to get out of work early today. I would love to stay.

TheDoctorDonna10 · April 2014

I'm really a time traveling alien.....shh don't tell anyone!

theliftingman1 · April 2014

I'm not an attractive man. Wow, I don't know how people lie all the time, that was tough.

Lil_Northern_Light · April 2014

^ lol, everyone has a skeleton in their closet........, except maybe me!

teamAmelia · April 2014

I love being around people. Just love it!

JenniTheVeggie · April 2014

I eat 2 pounds of bacon everyday.

VoodooSyxx · April 2014

I don't have a totally irrational fear of cats.

kamakazeekim · April 2014

I was raised in a crazy cult

doctorsookie · April 2014

I am a cat. And I am evil.

VoodooSyxx · April 2014

I am a cat. And I am evil.

LIES!!! I can't sense true cat evil.

Also, I'm a vegan.

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