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  • jessilyn76
    jessilyn76 Posts: 532 Member
    Tequila does NOT make my clothes fall off!
  • ItsMeGee3
    ItsMeGee3 Posts: 13,254 Member
    I hate Fridays!
  • blazergrad
    blazergrad Posts: 603 Member
    <-- I just use the wheelchair for the good parking spaces!
  • Rainboots80
    Rainboots80 Posts: 218 Member
    my second home is in the Caribbean and I stay in NY state for the Winter because I love Snow!
  • 8lackie
    8lackie Posts: 39 Member
    Former Eagle Scout, Liar
  • rgrissman
    rgrissman Posts: 9 Member
    I'm always clean shaven.
  • Michelle_Padgett13
    Michelle_Padgett13 Posts: 417 Member
    I love babies and small children.
  • doctorsookie
    doctorsookie Posts: 1,084 Member
    I am 6'3" tall and used to be a model.
  • LassoOfTruth
    LassoOfTruth Posts: 735 Member
    I wrote the Harry Potter books.
  • tomaspetro
    tomaspetro Posts: 1,508 Member
    I parented the first generation of Homo Erectus
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    I wish I wasn't trying to get out of work early today. I would love to stay.
  • TheDoctorDonna10
    TheDoctorDonna10 Posts: 422
    I'm really a time traveling alien.....shh don't tell anyone!
  • theliftingman1
    theliftingman1 Posts: 16
    I'm not an attractive man. Wow, I don't know how people lie all the time, that was tough.
  • Lil_Northern_Light
    Lil_Northern_Light Posts: 3,529 Member
    ^ lol, everyone has a skeleton in their closet........, except maybe me!
  • teamAmelia
    teamAmelia Posts: 1,247 Member
    I love being around people. Just love it!
  • JenniTheVeggie
    JenniTheVeggie Posts: 2,474 Member
    I eat 2 pounds of bacon everyday.
  • VoodooSyxx
    VoodooSyxx Posts: 297
    I don't have a totally irrational fear of cats.
  • kamakazeekim
    kamakazeekim Posts: 1,183 Member
    I was raised in a crazy cult
  • doctorsookie
    doctorsookie Posts: 1,084 Member
    I am a cat. And I am evil.
  • VoodooSyxx
    VoodooSyxx Posts: 297
    I am a cat. And I am evil.

    LIES!!! I can't sense true cat evil.


    Also, I'm a vegan.
  • kershaann
    kershaann Posts: 1,824 Member
    I like to wear a pink tutu everywhere I go
  • InevitableButterfly
    InevitableButterfly Posts: 340 Member
    I have never given another woman great face, and I totes cried when I woke up one morning with male genitalia in a 'wood-like' state. It was really pleasant. But I had the unfortunate magic removed and got on with my life. And I have a pet unicorn. She's a transsexual female unicorn named 'Llydetta'.
  • Forty6and2
    Forty6and2 Posts: 2,492 Member
    I was once trampled by a heard of purple tacos that were released by my arch nemesis on the second Tuesday of the 13th month. He did it because he knew I am allergic to purple and hoped to oust me so he could take over the world. When his plan failed, he removed his shirt and rode a bear to Russia where he was elected president and is now trying to take over the purple taco farms in Ukraine. Or at least that's what I heard from Fox News.
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  • skrlec70
    skrlec70 Posts: 302 Member
    I never lie
  • Inner_Goddess
    Inner_Goddess Posts: 1,146 Member
    I have amazing patience
  • SaintGiff
    SaintGiff Posts: 3,679 Member
    ^^^ I took that picture
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  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
    ^ neither have i....
  • JRL2121
    JRL2121 Posts: 27 Member
    I have a great memory
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