Lie about yourself.

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  • kershaann
    kershaann Posts: 1,824 Member
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    I like to wear a pink tutu everywhere I go
  • InevitableButterfly
    InevitableButterfly Posts: 340 Member
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    I have never given another woman great face, and I totes cried when I woke up one morning with male genitalia in a 'wood-like' state. It was really pleasant. But I had the unfortunate magic removed and got on with my life. And I have a pet unicorn. She's a transsexual female unicorn named 'Llydetta'.
  • Forty6and2
    Forty6and2 Posts: 2,492 Member
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    I was once trampled by a heard of purple tacos that were released by my arch nemesis on the second Tuesday of the 13th month. He did it because he knew I am allergic to purple and hoped to oust me so he could take over the world. When his plan failed, he removed his shirt and rode a bear to Russia where he was elected president and is now trying to take over the purple taco farms in Ukraine. Or at least that's what I heard from Fox News.
  • skrlec70
    skrlec70 Posts: 302 Member
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    I never lie
  • Inner_Goddess
    Inner_Goddess Posts: 1,146 Member
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    I have amazing patience
  • SaintGiff
    SaintGiff Posts: 3,678 Member
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    ^^^ I took that picture
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
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    ^ neither have i....
  • JRL2121
    JRL2121 Posts: 27 Member
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    I have a great memory
  • VoodooSyxx
    VoodooSyxx Posts: 297
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    I did not creep inner_goddess' pics
  • ipinkpanther
    ipinkpanther Posts: 8 Member
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    i love driving in the city.
  • Inner_Goddess
    Inner_Goddess Posts: 1,146 Member
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    I've never done tequila body shots
  • RideHard2Live
    RideHard2Live Posts: 168 Member
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    I never drink too much
  • JRL2121
    JRL2121 Posts: 27 Member
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    I hate getting tattooed
  • Leonidas_meets_Spartacus
    Leonidas_meets_Spartacus Posts: 6,198 Member
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    I never 20 shots of tequila in a night.
  • sheskimtastic
    sheskimtastic Posts: 403
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    I've never gone to a sex museum
  • kandy1436
    kandy1436 Posts: 9 Member
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    I never worked as a sex therapist
  • VoodooSyxx
    VoodooSyxx Posts: 297
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    I've never gone on a road trip with friends and woke up in Mexico.
  • snazzyjazzy21
    snazzyjazzy21 Posts: 1,298 Member
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    I haven't seen a human dissection.

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