Lie about yourself.

JBfoodforlife · April 2014

I have never been out of the country...

LoveDanceSing · April 2014

I never lived in North Dakota for 3 years

cklbrown · April 2014

I have never been hauled into the police station

rosehips60 · April 2014

I've never been so drunk I couldn't put on slip-on shoes

mxmkenney · April 2014

I've never have eaten 91 gallons of ice cream in a year.

pandagirl813 · April 2014

I have amazing self control and mainly made A's in school.

Train4Foodz · April 2014

I've never been back for 10 helpings at an Indian buffet before :explode:

squeepig · April 2014

I don't secretly wish I was Batman.

JakeNJ95 · April 2014

I am Batman.

MistyMtnMan · April 2014

I hate doughnuts!!

FlyThisKite · April 2014

The pic above me did nothing for me...nothing...meh.

Muldactus · April 2014

I'm sweet and innocent.

VoodooSyxx · April 2014

I've never made weird dolphin noises during sex, just to mess with a girls' head

FlyThisKite · April 2014

^ That is not funny at all....nor did it make me snort water...yes water out of my nose.

squeepig · April 2014

I don't really really want a Like function here.

GC527 · April 2014

I love myself

elusive_design · April 2014

My name is inigo montoya.............

skinnyinnotime · April 2014

I'm Tijana and I'm 39

mummma · April 2014

i look amazing in a bikini

elusive_design · April 2014

i look amazing in a bikini

Fancy that... so do I!

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