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Daily demotivation!

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  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    Today's thought: losing weight will not make you happier, smarter or sexier. There is still a piece of bratwurst stuck between your teeth and your kids hate you because you let the guinea pig die in the heat.

    That is bad news-- the last time I had a bratwurst was last summer.

    :sick:
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
    Today's thought: losing weight will not make you happier, smarter or sexier. There is still a piece of bratwurst stuck between your teeth and your kids hate you because you let the guinea pig die in the heat.

    Truth!

    It doesn't safeguard your marriage, make you a better parent or increase your competence at your job.
  • Fullsterkur_woman
    Fullsterkur_woman Posts: 2,712 Member
    Today's thought: losing weight will not make you happier, smarter or sexier. There is still a piece of bratwurst stuck between your teeth and your kids hate you because you let the guinea pig die in the heat.

    That is bad news-- the last time I had a bratwurst was last summer.

    :sick:
    Extra-bad news for me... I don't have any kids. :indifferent:
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    Today's thought: losing weight will not make you happier, smarter or sexier. There is still a piece of bratwurst stuck between your teeth and your kids hate you because you let the guinea pig die in the heat.

    That is bad news-- the last time I had a bratwurst was last summer.

    :sick:
    Extra-bad news for me... I don't have any kids. :indifferent:

    Oh yeah neither do I!

    o.O
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
    h735D3BB3
  • JenniferPlus2
    JenniferPlus2 Posts: 119 Member
    I should have eaten more chocolate. :grumble:

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  • craftywitch_63
    craftywitch_63 Posts: 829 Member
    h735D3BB3

    Okay, this is THE BEST demotivational Easter poster I have ever seen! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Just_Ceci
    Just_Ceci Posts: 5,926 Member
    Broken bits of anything don't have calories you know. Broken cookies, broken chips, broken pretzels, broken crackers ... zero calories.

    I always suspected that, thanks for confirming!

    Same goes for melted chocolate licked off the package. :flowerforyou:

    And licked from the beaters or scraped from the bowl when making frosting?
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
    Nobody will love you more because you get fit.
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