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Perfect Boyfriend

idontcarroll
idontcarroll Posts: 216 Member
edited February 19 in Chit-Chat
A local radio station did an online poll of what attributes make up the perfect boyfriend, and now they are rolling it into a contest to find the area's "perfect boyfriend". So let me know if you meet the following...we can split the prizes:
- brunette
- blue eyes
- 6 foot 3 inches tall
- 215 pounds
- Has pecks and a butt
- Makes at least 70K a year
- Likes include: fruity drinks, shopping, and "Orange is the new Black"
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  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    yes please to all, except I don't care how much he makes as long as he has his own place, his own car and pays his own bills.
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  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    A local radio station did an online poll of what attributes make up the perfect boyfriend, and now they are rolling it into a contest to find the area's "perfect boyfriend". So let me know if you meet the following...we can split the prizes:
    - brunette
    - blue eyes
    - 6 foot 3 inches tall
    - 215 pounds
    - Has pecks and a butt
    - Makes at least 70K a year
    - Likes include: fruity drinks, shopping, and "Orange is the new Black"

    We ARE just meant to be together!!
    I don't care what the restraining orders says!!!
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    Again, I'm 3 of those things. I make a rockin boyfriend.
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  • MistyMtnMan
    MistyMtnMan Posts: 527 Member
    I like Orange is the new Black at least haha. I don't think Old Fashioned's qualify as "fruity" though.
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    yes please to all, except I don't care how much he makes as long as he has his own place, his own car and pays his own bills.

    I should just stop stalking you and go ahead and ask you out then!:flowerforyou:
  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
    Richard Simmons? Aside from height that is:

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  • idontcarroll
    idontcarroll Posts: 216 Member
    don't forget, he must be able to lick his own eyebrows


    :devil:
    & a couple other things...
  • kilsafari
    kilsafari Posts: 61
    I'm a girl who meets 2 of these.... date me
  • MistyMtnMan
    MistyMtnMan Posts: 527 Member
    I'm a girl who meets 2 of these.... date me

    Judging by your pic, you're certainly tall enough.
  • binaryjester
    binaryjester Posts: 46 Member
    Not
    Even
    Close

    ...forever alone
  • eric_sg61
    eric_sg61 Posts: 2,925 Member
    Saw 6'3
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  • cbarn025
    cbarn025 Posts: 939 Member
    I'm guessing blacks guys just aren't perfect boyfriend material then.
  • alaskamatteson
    alaskamatteson Posts: 95 Member
    don't forget, he must be able to lick his own eyebrows


    :devil:
    & a couple other things...

    :laugh:
  • Miska_
    Miska_ Posts: 84
    Not
    Even
    Close

    ...forever alone


    It's okay, I still love you. :heart:
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  • OnAllFours
    OnAllFours Posts: 170 Member
    While I miss a lot of that criteria, I make up for it in other areas. Also note I can breathe through my ears. ;P
  • PinUp2014
    PinUp2014 Posts: 79 Member
    A local radio station did an online poll of what attributes make up the perfect boyfriend, and now they are rolling it into a contest to find the area's "perfect boyfriend". So let me know if you meet the following...we can split the prizes:
    - brunette
    - blue eyes
    - 6 foot 3 inches tall
    - 215 pounds
    - Has pecks and a butt
    - Makes at least 70K a year
    - Likes include: fruity drinks, shopping, and "Orange is the new Black"

    Wow....

    I'm not even interested. LOL

    To each their own. :flowerforyou:
  • tmpecus78
    tmpecus78 Posts: 1,206 Member
    does one blue eye count? :yawn: :cry:
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member

    - brunette
    - blue eyes
    - 6 foot 3 inches tall
    - 215 pounds
    - Has pecks and a butt
    - Makes at least 70K a year
    - Likes include: fruity drinks, shopping, and "Orange is the new Black"

    Lets see:
    -yes
    -no
    -no
    -no
    -no
    -no
    -no, no, and no

    Fail
  • jasonmh630
    jasonmh630 Posts: 2,850 Member
    Apparently, they only interviewed shallow folks lol... Not one of those "requirements" are moral/personality traits.
  • idontcarroll
    idontcarroll Posts: 216 Member
    does one blue eye count? :yawn: :cry:

    Get back under my desk...I didn't say you could come out.
  • Phenylethylamine_Phreak
    Phenylethylamine_Phreak Posts: 2,211 Member
    - brunette - Check
    - blue eyes Check - well, one blue eye, one green eye
    - 6 foot 3 inches tall - 6'6"
    - 215 pounds - 265 lbs
    - Has pecks and a butt Check
    - Makes at least 70K a year - Check
    - Likes include: fruity drinks, shopping, and "Orange is the new Black" - Straw Daq's, yes to shopping and Piper rocks!
  • kborton1122
    kborton1122 Posts: 914 Member
    A local radio station did an online poll of what attributes make up the perfect boyfriend, and now they are rolling it into a contest to find the area's "perfect boyfriend". So let me know if you meet the following...we can split the prizes:
    - brunette
    - blue eyes
    - 6 foot 3 inches tall
    - 215 pounds
    - Has pecks and a butt
    - Makes at least 70K a year
    - Likes include: fruity drinks, shopping, and "Orange is the new Black"



    This describes my man, except for " Likes include: fruity drinks, shopping, and "Orange is the new Black"
  • IPAkiller
    IPAkiller Posts: 711 Member
    A local radio station did an online poll of what attributes make up the perfect boyfriend, and now they are rolling it into a contest to find the area's "perfect boyfriend". So let me know if you meet the following...we can split the prizes:
    - Likes include: fruity drinks, shopping, and "Orange is the new Black"
    I'm pretty sure if he fit that last requirement, he's looking for the perfect boyfriend too.
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  • Phenylethylamine_Phreak
    Phenylethylamine_Phreak Posts: 2,211 Member
    does one blue eye count? :yawn: :cry:

    holy crap, there are two of us?
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  • LC458
    LC458 Posts: 300 Member
    I'm guessing blacks guys just aren't perfect boyfriend material then.

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    Have you met my friend??
  • funforsports
    funforsports Posts: 2,656 Member
    I am so so close. D@mn blue eyes and fruity drinks.
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