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    Perfect Mistress

    Posts: 11,788 Member
    edited February 19 in Chit-Chat
    Me and a couple guys I ride with took a poll of what attributes make up the perfect mistress, and now they are rolling it into a contest to find the area's "perfect mistress". So let me know if you meet the following...we can split the prizes:
    - Redhead
    - Green Eyes
    - 5 foot 6 inches tall
    - 140 pounds
    - Has Curves in all the right places
    - Looks good on the back of my Bike in Leather and Lace
    - Likes include: Cigars, Bourbon, Dominant Biker Types

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    • Posts: 18,937 Member
      I think we just won this one! Perfect description! :flowerforyou:
    • Posts: 350 Member
      I'm a brunette with dyed red hair
      green/hazle eys
      5'5
      I'm working on the weight part :-)
      I used to have the right curves! I WILL GET THEM BACK
      mmmm Harley girl for life......
      Bourbon is my drink of choice, love the rough and tumble of a biker man and I love the smell of cigars although I do not smoke them.
    • Posts: 530 Member
      I'm a simple guy...
      She just needs to be breathing.
    • Posts: 508 Member
      I think the "Perfect Mistress" is a woman that knows her place lol.....I mean am I right?
    • Posts: 3,763 Member
      I like leather. :bigsmile:
    • Posts: 575 Member
      I'm wife material only. No since in not being able to cash in on life insurance.


      Or did you mean Mistress as in LICK MY BOOTS?
    • Posts: 63 Member
      hmmm would need to share my bourbon and cigars... let me think about that one.
    • Posts: 350 Member
      @rich347 knows her place is one thing, but holds her own makes it fun :wink:
    • Posts: 15,267 Member
      Me and a couple guys I ride with took a poll of what attributes make up the perfect mistress, and now they are rolling it into a contest to find the area's "perfect mistress". So let me know if you meet the following...we can split the prizes:
      - Redhead
      - Green Eyes
      - 5 foot 6 inches tall
      - 140 pounds
      - Has Curves in all the right places
      - Looks good on the back of my Bike in Leather and Lace
      - Likes include: Cigars, Bourbon, Dominant Biker Types

      blonde but can dye my hair
      Blue eyes but can get colored contacts
      1 inch too tall..no heels I guess
      157lbs...but don't look it
      very curvy
      I look great on the back of a bike esp in lace...leather perhaps
      I love the smell of cigars and bourbon...
      Likes dominant men but we will be scrapping lots...


      wait sounds like the mom from Son's of anarchy...
    • Posts: 4,222 Member
      - Redhead :Brunette
      - Green Eyes : amber
      - 5 foot 6 inches tall : 4 foot 11
      - 140 pounds : 120 pounds
      - Has Curves in all the right places : definite yes on the curves
      - Looks good on the back of my Bike in Leather and Lace : Lemme have a 'test run' to find out
      - Likes include: Cigars, Bourbon, Dominant Biker Types no

      Results -Insert Price is Right fail chime-
    • Posts: 169
      I'm a brunette with dyed red hair
      green/hazle eys
      5'5
      I'm working on the weight part :-)
      I used to have the right curves! I WILL GET THEM BACK
      mmmm Harley girl for life......
      Bourbon is my drink of choice, love the rough and tumble of a biker man and I love the smell of cigars although I do not smoke them.

      Perfect woman!
    • Posts: 7,843 Member
      ....one more thing for perfect mistress....She can suck a golf ball through a garden hose
    • Posts: 532 Member
      I always thought that all guys were REALLY looking for in a perfect mistress was a warm hole......?

      Eh, shows what I know.
    • Posts: 1,700 Member
      Me and a couple guys I ride with took a poll of what attributes make up the perfect mistress, and now they are rolling it into a contest to find the area's "perfect mistress". So let me know if you meet the following...we can split the prizes:
      - Redhead
      - Green Eyes
      - 5 foot 6 inches tall
      - 140 pounds
      - Has Curves in all the right places
      - Looks good on the back of my Bike in Leather and Lace
      - Likes include: Cigars, Bourbon, Dominant Biker Types

      I got 1/7...although I make a better FWB... ;)
    • Posts: 1,791 Member
      Damn, an inch short and three pounds light...whatcha gonna do?
    • Posts: 3,730 Member
      ....one more thing for perfect mistress....She can suck a golf ball through a garden hose

      this guy has it right.

      let's face it... the "perfect" mistress doesn't expect a ride on the back of a bike.
      And we're all about the same height when we're horizontal. Js.
    • Posts: 1,013 Member
      Hello! :happy: ; however, I can't be a mistress.... just a wife only :tongue:
    • Posts: 169
      im taking applications haha
    • Posts: 3,927 Member
      I'm a simple guy...
      She just needs to be breathing.

      so picky.
    • Posts: 1,984 Member
      Me and a couple guys I ride with took a poll of what attributes make up the perfect mistress, and now they are rolling it into a contest to find the area's "perfect mistress". So let me know if you meet the following...we can split the prizes:
      - Redhead
      - Green Eyes
      - 5 foot 6 inches tall
      - 140 pounds
      - Has Curves in all the right places
      - Looks good on the back of my Bike in Leather and Lace
      - Likes include: Cigars, Bourbon, Dominant Biker Types

      So you want Christina Hendricks, not a bad choice
    • Posts: 206 Member
      Me and a couple guys I ride with took a poll of what attributes make up the perfect mistress, and now they are rolling it into a contest to find the area's "perfect mistress". So let me know if you meet the following...we can split the prizes:
      - Redhead
      - Green Eyes
      - 5 foot 6 inches tall
      - 140 pounds
      - Has Curves in all the right places
      - Looks good on the back of my Bike in Leather and Lace
      - Likes include: Cigars, Bourbon, Dominant Biker Types

      Sounds a lot like my wife... with a few exceptions. She's a blue-eyed redhead, prefers wine to bourbon, not much for smoking but loves when I cook on my smoker, and her preferred mode of transportation is by horse or in a Corvette. She's a good one (meaning the wife, not the Corvette), so I reckon I'll keep her.

      Good luck in your search. If you find a good redhead, hang on tight.
    • Posts: 2,656 Member
      They just have to look good and act bad.
    • Posts: 1,021 Member
      if she were really perfect wouldn't she be your wife?
    • Posts: 2,037 Member
      Yes,
      Yes,
      inch too tall
      125
      damn skippy
      yes, but better in a convertible
      yes, YES, and meh.

      For the record, the minute you get bored with her, even if she meets all that criteria, she sets your bike on fire and tells on you.
    • Posts: 4,885 Member
      Me no share
    • Posts: 1,285 Member
      - Redhead (nope)
      - Green Eyes (nope)
      - 5 foot 6 inches tall (def not!)
      - 140 pounds (close)
      - Has Curves in all the right places (quite possible)
      - Looks good on the back of my Bike in Leather and Lace (quite possible)
      - Likes include: Cigars, Bourbon, Dominant Biker Types (nope, sure, sure)

      .... Hmmm
    • Posts: 3,630 Member
      Finally something I can work with... :love:

      Okay so I'm brunette, but I've been thinking red would be fun for summer... I have brown eyes, but I'm so great you won't care.
      I am 5'6"
      A gentleman would never ask my weight
      I think I've got the curves covered
      I've been known to share a cigar:smokin: ... I've been known to have a bourbon:drinker: ... and I'm fascinated with the dominant biker types:wink: ..
    • Posts: 300 Member
      wow this is getting crazy! I think I'm gonna create my own too...

      Perfect Carnival Operator

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    • Posts: 1,682 Member
      Me no share

      :flowerforyou:
    • Posts: 11,788 Member
      Damn, an inch short and three pounds light...whatcha gonna do?

      Nothing a pair of heels and a sandwich can't cure.
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