100% chance you will die

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  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    I'm going to be charred to a crisp & then become a tree :smile:
    I was just having a conversation about that Monday night ...
  • Riffraft1960
    Riffraft1960 Posts: 1,984 Member
    The Browns will win the Super Bowl.

    I've been living for this event, since I became a Browns' fan in 1967 at 7 years old. It is going to happen before I die.
  • kjo9692
    kjo9692 Posts: 430 Member
    since there is 100% chance that you will eventually die...

    I don't know about that. When I was a teenager a Fortune-teller at the State Fair said that I would die when the Cubs won the World Series. I expect to live forever.

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  • F00LofaT00K
    F00LofaT00K Posts: 688 Member
    I have a suspicion that nothing happens, I just stop existing. But I hope that somehow, somewhere my psyche can live on in some way. The thought of just ceasing to exist is a bit disturbing to me. But that is what I think will happen. :(
  • stumblinthrulife
    stumblinthrulife Posts: 2,558 Member
    I intend to live forever. If death comes near me I'll rip his nipples off.
  • doctorsookie
    doctorsookie Posts: 1,084 Member
    The worms crawl in, the warms crawl out; the worms play pinnacle in your snout. :bigsmile:
  • digitalbill
    digitalbill Posts: 1,410 Member
    When you die, you become dust.
    Neither mourning, nor outcry, nor pain.
    The former things have passed away.

    With that said, I will be placed in a wooden Canoe soaked with kerosine and pushed off the beach.
    At about 50 yards, a flaming arrow will be fired at me.
  • Booksandbeaches
    Booksandbeaches Posts: 1,791 Member
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  • One_Last_Time
    One_Last_Time Posts: 125
    Your body decomposes. Eventually you'll just be a picture in a family album, a story, a brief memory. I don't believe in heaven, hell, a god or gods. When you die, your life ends.
  • One_Last_Time
    One_Last_Time Posts: 125
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    Hahaha awesome.
  • doctorsookie
    doctorsookie Posts: 1,084 Member
    Im pretty sure your MFP account becomes deactivated.
    I wouldn't count on that

    but what's up with all the overly sensitive hot topics today? we got death, religion, sexual preference.......what's next?? \m/
    Sentient food :\

    favorite position.
  • maz504
    maz504 Posts: 450
    Who knows, but I hope someone deletes my browser history.
  • _errata_
    _errata_ Posts: 1,653 Member
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  • doctorsookie
    doctorsookie Posts: 1,084 Member
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    Hahaha awesome.

    only way my son will visit. lazy bum...lol.
  • Timelordlady85
    Timelordlady85 Posts: 797 Member
    Im pretty sure your MFP account becomes deactivated.

    yup, unlike Facebook. I'm sure they will close out your account.
  • TheDoctorDonna10
    TheDoctorDonna10 Posts: 422
    I'm going to be charred to a crisp & then become a tree :smile:
    I was just having a conversation about that Monday night ...

    I thought it was a cool idea. This way I get to really go back to nature, but I've already instructed my husband that nobody can ever cut me down. That's a no bueno moment
  • verhunzt
    verhunzt Posts: 154 Member
    I don't believe there's anything, you just lose conciousness.
  • doctorsookie
    doctorsookie Posts: 1,084 Member
    Who knows, but I hope someone deletes my browser history.

    omg...yes! any volunteers to gather up all my sex toys get rid of them before my family starts rooting through my things? And if Kevin is gon before me, there are a lot of movies that need to go too. LOL Oh his poor mother's heart.
  • Theodora1980
    Theodora1980 Posts: 24
    Brain stops working
    Body decays
    Eventually recycled
    That is all

    agreed
  • dbanks80
    dbanks80 Posts: 3,685 Member
    since there is 100% chance that you will eventually die...

    I don't know about that. When I was a teenager a Fortune-teller at the State Fair said that I would die when the Cubs won the World Series. I expect to live forever.

    LOL Good One!
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    I'm going to be charred to a crisp & then become a tree :smile:
    I was just having a conversation about that Monday night ...

    I thought it was a cool idea. This way I get to really go back to nature, but I've already instructed my husband that nobody can ever cut me down. That's a no bueno moment

    lol

    I am not even a litle comfortable with the idea of my body just decomposing in a box, so I want cremation for sure. But we were talking about a friend who has her BIL's remains in her house right now and I was equally creeped out by that. I do NOT want my ashes kept on someone's mantle. No, no, no. So then someone mentioned the tree thing, which I knew about but had forgotten. So that is what I want. I want to be a tree.
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    The Browns will win the Super Bowl.

    Nope. Not in your lifetime, or anyone elses.
  • Theodora1980
    Theodora1980 Posts: 24
    I have a suspicion that nothing happens, I just stop existing. But I hope that somehow, somewhere my psyche can live on in some way. The thought of just ceasing to exist is a bit disturbing to me. But that is what I think will happen. :(

    Yeah I have a tough time coming to terms with this. It's so disturbing to me it gives me panic attacks. Though I know it's silly because I won't even know I'm dead.
  • RaspberryKeytoneBoondoggle
    RaspberryKeytoneBoondoggle Posts: 1,349 Member
    Reading that topic title: "100% chance you will die" makes me wonder, 'what then, do I think I want to have happen in my life?'
  • tmpecus78
    tmpecus78 Posts: 1,206 Member
    I will probably involuntarily defecate.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :sad: :laugh: :laugh:
  • RabbitLost
    RabbitLost Posts: 333 Member
    My body will be one with the earth, granted the maggots are able to escape and don't just die in my box with me.

    If they get in, they should get out. Unless you carry your own….
  • GamerGurl729
    GamerGurl729 Posts: 286 Member
    The worms crawl in, the warms crawl out; the worms play pinnacle in your snout. :bigsmile:

    +1 ... because this takes me back ... way back!
  • TheDoctorDonna10
    TheDoctorDonna10 Posts: 422
    Who knows, but I hope someone deletes my browser history.

    omg...yes! any volunteers to gather up all my sex toys get rid of them before my family starts rooting through my things? And if Kevin is gon before me, there are a lot of movies that need to go too. LOL Oh his poor mother's heart.


    You got it chick!
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
    Brain stops working
    Body decays
    Eventually recycled
    That is all

    Yep

    +1 more
  • Sbrn_
    Sbrn_ Posts: 351 Member
    I wanna be put in a museum (mummification would be a bonus)! :sad: Or at least have my bones be used in the construction of one of those bone churches. I'm atheist and all, but they look so beautiful to me.

    Eh, whatever. I won't know anyway.

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