Not to sound disgusting, but(t) ...
Apocalypz
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...I'm excited, slightly, to announce that I now have a "crack gap". What is that, you might cringe to ask? The cheeks of my bum no longer touch. My body has actually eaten so much fat storage that I no longer have a ba-donk-a-donk (technical term). I'm absolutely elated. Full stop.
This was merely a test through diet for me, but well achieved. I've always been relatively fit, but never had a crack gap. Exciting to say, isn't it? Crack gap. Crack gap. Crack gap. My my my, it's the little things, yea? And no, I'll not post any pics.
Anyone else in my boat? Were you excited, too? Did you celebrate? Hopefully not at the workplace?
This was merely a test through diet for me, but well achieved. I've always been relatively fit, but never had a crack gap. Exciting to say, isn't it? Crack gap. Crack gap. Crack gap. My my my, it's the little things, yea? And no, I'll not post any pics.
Anyone else in my boat? Were you excited, too? Did you celebrate? Hopefully not at the workplace?
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I am really happy that you are so happy. That has never been, nor will it ever be a goal of mine, because I like my booty, and even if I didn't it isn't going anywhere. It is the way of the world for pear-shaped ladies
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Never heard of that being a goal! But congrats lol!0
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Con...grats???!
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Well I just learned a new term today.
Congrats!0 -
Yay for crack gap!! Congrats lol0
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This?Con...grats???!
Your profile says you're a 36yr old male who weighs 120lbs, and you eat 1100-1200 calories a day. At this point, I'm thinking you're a little confused as to what your goals should be. As far as I know, there shouldn't be a gap in your butt cheeks...0 -
I know, I know, sounds a bit odd. Thanks for the support, confused as it may be. Bit of a surprise to me as well.
Yes, completely serious. Sounds a bit camp (sorry, I'm not ... not sorry of that though ... you know what I mean) but it was such an odd achievement that I had to share. Based on response, I'll assume this may not be as common. Understandable. lol Not confused about goals, just like testing out what my body can accomplish. My goal a while back was gaining muscle which I did. 8% bf and 11 stone 5 at that stage. Now I'm just trying to see what a strict diet does. Nothing more. Try not to read too much into it. All good experimenting is all.
I'd still love to hear from anyone else who has experienced this. Any takers?0 -
I just realised that I have a thigh gap! It exists between my thighs when I stand with my feet perfectly hip width. My thighs still touch from about 1.5 inches down, but in the mirror I can see light through the tunnel!
Anything you're proud of is awesome, especially if you had to work for it. Good job!0 -
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I see the priorities in this thread are right on target.0
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so when you walk around does it like get breezy near your sphinchter? i'm failing to see how or why this would be a good thing?0
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So... does this crack gap make hygiene easier for you now, OP? Inquiring minds and all.0
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All I can picture is a really raw, chafed *kitten*.
Sorry.
*munching bacon*0 -
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I just realised that I have a thigh gap! It exists between my thighs when I stand with my feet perfectly hip width. My thighs still touch from about 1.5 inches down, but in the mirror I can see light through the tunnel!
Anything you're proud of is awesome, especially if you had to work for it. Good job!
Thigh gap is when your thighs don't touch at all, anywhere. Just about everyone has that little gap at the top.
Not that it's a wise goal for just about anyone. Just being technical.0 -
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Well I just learned a new term today.
Congrats!
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Well, I do not know how fit or not you are, however, my nephew has a "crack gap" and he is EXTREMELY phyiscally fit and has been on the wrestling team, football team all his life and is currently the fastest promoting private in the US Army as well as Soldier of the Year for the Western Region....the only reason I know he has one is cause he mooned his uncle and i when we were driving next to him in his car with his grandparents....silly boy...he was also about 5 years younger than he is now but I remember commenting that it was weird his buttcheeks didn't touch.
As for YOUR "crack gap" ...it might be that you are just entriely to skinny and need to see a nutritionist or phsycologist for whatever mental instability you might have...I mean this in a polite way. Because based on your profile picture you are not physically fit with lean muscle mass that could cause the "crack gap" as you say.
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Pics or it didn't happen.
ETA: I flat out assumed this was a joke.
If not, please see PikaKnight's post.0 -
OP is 36 years old, male, and goal weight is 120lbs?
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I just realised that I have a thigh gap! It exists between my thighs when I stand with my feet perfectly hip width. My thighs still touch from about 1.5 inches down, but in the mirror I can see light through the tunnel!
Anything you're proud of is awesome, especially if you had to work for it. Good job!
Thigh gap is when your thighs don't touch at all, anywhere. Just about everyone has that little gap at the top.
Not that it's a wise goal for just about anyone. Just being technical.
To add - when standing with your feet together.
Not hating, I will never have one without being severely underweight due to my build (not all women who have one are underweight).0 -
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Pics or it didn't happen.
Please don't. For the LOVE OF GAWD PLEASE DON'T!!!!0 -
Anorexia isn't just for women, mate. You may want to look into talking to a professional.
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Also, being endowed with a badonkadonk myself, I think this needs a little public service announcement.
There's nothing wrong with having a butt. When in doubt, squat :drinker:0 -
Why would you not want a butt?
I suffer from severe flat butt and work tremendously hard to GET a butt.
I don't understand
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