Not to sound disgusting, but(t) ...

Apocalypz
Apocalypz Posts: 155 Member
...I'm excited, slightly, to announce that I now have a "crack gap". What is that, you might cringe to ask? The cheeks of my bum no longer touch. My body has actually eaten so much fat storage that I no longer have a ba-donk-a-donk (technical term). I'm absolutely elated. Full stop.

This was merely a test through diet for me, but well achieved. I've always been relatively fit, but never had a crack gap. Exciting to say, isn't it? Crack gap. Crack gap. Crack gap. My my my, it's the little things, yea? And no, I'll not post any pics.

Anyone else in my boat? Were you excited, too? Did you celebrate? Hopefully not at the workplace?
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  • Josalinn
    Josalinn Posts: 1,066 Member
    I am really happy that you are so happy. That has never been, nor will it ever be a goal of mine, because I like my booty, and even if I didn't it isn't going anywhere. It is the way of the world for pear-shaped ladies =)

    Grats though!
  • Mommy2two_2
    Mommy2two_2 Posts: 33 Member
    Never heard of that being a goal! But congrats lol!
  • jstout365
    jstout365 Posts: 1,686 Member
    Con...grats???!

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  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,064 Member
    Well I just learned a new term today.

    Congrats!
  • StacyRenee77
    StacyRenee77 Posts: 2,732 Member
    Yay for crack gap!! Congrats lol
  • Pirate_chick
    Pirate_chick Posts: 1,216 Member
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  • auddii
    auddii Posts: 15,357 Member
    Con...grats???!

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    This?

    Your profile says you're a 36yr old male who weighs 120lbs, and you eat 1100-1200 calories a day. At this point, I'm thinking you're a little confused as to what your goals should be. As far as I know, there shouldn't be a gap in your butt cheeks...
  • Apocalypz
    Apocalypz Posts: 155 Member
    I know, I know, sounds a bit odd. Thanks for the support, confused as it may be. Bit of a surprise to me as well.

    Yes, completely serious. Sounds a bit camp (sorry, I'm not ... not sorry of that though ... you know what I mean) but it was such an odd achievement that I had to share. Based on response, I'll assume this may not be as common. Understandable. lol Not confused about goals, just like testing out what my body can accomplish. My goal a while back was gaining muscle which I did. 8% bf and 11 stone 5 at that stage. Now I'm just trying to see what a strict diet does. Nothing more. Try not to read too much into it. All good experimenting is all. :wink:

    I'd still love to hear from anyone else who has experienced this. Any takers?
  • I just realised that I have a thigh gap! It exists between my thighs when I stand with my feet perfectly hip width. My thighs still touch from about 1.5 inches down, but in the mirror I can see light through the tunnel!

    Anything you're proud of is awesome, especially if you had to work for it. Good job!
  • fivethreeone
    fivethreeone Posts: 8,196 Member
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  • PRMinx
    PRMinx Posts: 4,585 Member
    I see the priorities in this thread are right on target.
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    mmk
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    so when you walk around does it like get breezy near your sphinchter? i'm failing to see how or why this would be a good thing?
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  • sjohnny
    sjohnny Posts: 56,142 Member
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  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
    So... does this crack gap make hygiene easier for you now, OP? Inquiring minds and all.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    All I can picture is a really raw, chafed *kitten*.

    Sorry.



    *munching bacon*
  • DopeItUp
    DopeItUp Posts: 18,771 Member
    I just realised that I have a thigh gap! It exists between my thighs when I stand with my feet perfectly hip width. My thighs still touch from about 1.5 inches down, but in the mirror I can see light through the tunnel!

    Anything you're proud of is awesome, especially if you had to work for it. Good job!

    Thigh gap is when your thighs don't touch at all, anywhere. Just about everyone has that little gap at the top.

    Not that it's a wise goal for just about anyone. Just being technical.
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
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  • Fiercely_Me
    Fiercely_Me Posts: 481 Member
    Well I just learned a new term today.

    Congrats!

    Yeah me too!
  • MrsJennaKwasniewski
    MrsJennaKwasniewski Posts: 204 Member
    Well, I do not know how fit or not you are, however, my nephew has a "crack gap" and he is EXTREMELY phyiscally fit and has been on the wrestling team, football team all his life and is currently the fastest promoting private in the US Army as well as Soldier of the Year for the Western Region....the only reason I know he has one is cause he mooned his uncle and i when we were driving next to him in his car with his grandparents....silly boy...he was also about 5 years younger than he is now but I remember commenting that it was weird his buttcheeks didn't touch.

    As for YOUR "crack gap" ...it might be that you are just entriely to skinny and need to see a nutritionist or phsycologist for whatever mental instability you might have...I mean this in a polite way. Because based on your profile picture you are not physically fit with lean muscle mass that could cause the "crack gap" as you say.

    Good luck and best wishes
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    Pics or it didn't happen.

    ETA: I flat out assumed this was a joke.

    If not, please see PikaKnight's post.
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    OP is 36 years old, male, and goal weight is 120lbs?

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  • 3dogsrunning
    3dogsrunning Posts: 27,167 Member
    I just realised that I have a thigh gap! It exists between my thighs when I stand with my feet perfectly hip width. My thighs still touch from about 1.5 inches down, but in the mirror I can see light through the tunnel!

    Anything you're proud of is awesome, especially if you had to work for it. Good job!

    Thigh gap is when your thighs don't touch at all, anywhere. Just about everyone has that little gap at the top.

    Not that it's a wise goal for just about anyone. Just being technical.

    To add - when standing with your feet together.
    Not hating, I will never have one without being severely underweight due to my build (not all women who have one are underweight).
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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  • sjohnny
    sjohnny Posts: 56,142 Member
    Pics or it didn't happen.

    Please don't. For the LOVE OF GAWD PLEASE DON'T!!!!
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    Anorexia isn't just for women, mate. You may want to look into talking to a professional.

    ^^this
  • PRMinx
    PRMinx Posts: 4,585 Member
    Also, being endowed with a badonkadonk myself, I think this needs a little public service announcement.

    There's nothing wrong with having a butt. When in doubt, squat :drinker:
  • cuinboston2014
    cuinboston2014 Posts: 848 Member
    Why would you not want a butt?

    I suffer from severe flat butt and work tremendously hard to GET a butt.

    I don't understand :(
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