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Not to sound disgusting, but(t) ...

Apocalypz

...I'm excited, slightly, to announce that I now have a "crack gap". What is that, you might cringe to ask? The cheeks of my bum no longer touch. My body has actually eaten so much fat storage that I no longer have a ba-donk-a-donk (technical term). I'm absolutely elated. Full stop.

This was merely a test through diet for me, but well achieved. I've always been relatively fit, but never had a crack gap. Exciting to say, isn't it? Crack gap. Crack gap. Crack gap. My my my, it's the little things, yea? And no, I'll not post any pics.

Anyone else in my boat? Were you excited, too? Did you celebrate? Hopefully not at the workplace?

Replies

sjohnny

Congratulations, you have achieved something few people besides anorexic girls achieve.

Boy, get yourself under a bar and do some squats.

I'd cry if my butt cheeks didn't touch.

too drafty- and my squats would suck.

It does beg the questions of bathing suits...could be awkward. Worse, a thong! :noway:

I would think all the bathing suits would become thongs as the exposed culo would grab on to any material floating around near it.

Alex_murphyy

^THIS!! Hahahahaha

PRMinx

Congratulations, you have achieved something few people besides anorexic girls achieve.

Boy, get yourself under a bar and do some squats.

I'd cry if my butt cheeks didn't touch.

too drafty- and my squats would suck.

It does beg the questions of bathing suits...could be awkward. Worse, a thong! :noway:

I would think all the bathing suits would become thongs as the exposed culo would grab on to any material floating around near it.

If this trends takes off, I see a business opportunity here...

evedroid

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ya'll welcome.

Velum_cado

Jesus Christ.

bannedword

I just realised that I have a thigh gap! It exists between my thighs when I stand with my feet perfectly hip width. My thighs still touch from about 1.5 inches down, but in the mirror I can see light through the tunnel!

Anything you're proud of is awesome, especially if you had to work for it. Good job!

Thigh gap is when your thighs don't touch at all, anywhere. Just about everyone has that little gap at the top.

Not that it's a wise goal for just about anyone. Just being technical.

To add - when standing with your feet together.
Not hating, I will never have one without being severely underweight due to my build (not all women who have one are underweight).

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wolfsbayne

ya'll welcome.

Collier78

ya'll welcome.

AtticWindow

I see the priorities in this thread are right on target.

MelsAuntie

I absolutely cannot imagine anybody NOT wanting their *kitten* cheeks to touch. WTF??? Mind blown.

jessilyn76

I'll believe it when I see it!!!!

DeadliftAddict

Congratulations, you have achieved something few people besides anorexic girls achieve.

Boy, get yourself under a bar and do some squats.

^This

Apocalypz

So... does this crack gap make hygiene easier for you now, OP? Inquiring minds and all.

Thoroughly enjoying the comments here! Actually ... yes? I don't get, erm ... moist when I sit? Didn't need to know that? Probably not. And yes to another, I thought it odd that I felt an odd draft yesterday. Now I know why.

For all the others, no it's not anorexia and part of my daily exercise are lunges, squats but all very small weight. For example, I'll do lunges when I'm brushing my teeth in the morning, lunch and before bed. Keep the awesome comments coming.

jonnythan

So... does this crack gap make hygiene easier for you now, OP? Inquiring minds and all.

Thoroughly enjoying the comments here! Actually ... yes? I don't get, erm ... moist when I sit? Didn't need to know that? Probably not. And yes to another, I thought it odd that I felt an odd draft yesterday. Now I know why.

For all the others, no it's not anorexia and part of my daily exercise are lunges, squats but all very small weight. For example, I'll do lunges when I'm brushing my teeth in the morning, lunch and before bed. Keep the awesome comments coming.

Your goal seems to be "get really really skinny."

Is that right?

maz504

So... does this crack gap make hygiene easier for you now, OP? Inquiring minds and all.

Thoroughly enjoying the comments here! Actually ... yes? I don't get, erm ... moist when I sit? Didn't need to know that? Probably not. And yes to another, I thought it odd that I felt an odd draft yesterday. Now I know why.

For all the others, no it's not anorexia and part of my daily exercise are lunges, squats but all very small weight. For example, I'll do lunges when I'm brushing my teeth in the morning, lunch and before bed. Keep the awesome comments coming.

:huh:

Collier78

So... does this crack gap make hygiene easier for you now, OP? Inquiring minds and all.

Thoroughly enjoying the comments here! Actually ... yes? I don't get, erm ... moist when I sit? Didn't need to know that? Probably not. And yes to another, I thought it odd that I felt an odd draft yesterday. Now I know why.

For all the others, no it's not anorexia and part of my daily exercise are lunges, squats but all very small weight. For example, I'll do lunges when I'm brushing my teeth in the morning, lunch and before bed. Keep the awesome comments coming.

ski0721

When I say that 3 times fast, I get crap gap. Same thing?

Haha!!! :laugh: :laugh:

MyChocolateDiet

Odd Draft

that's what you should name your diet book.

Apocalypz

When I say that 3 times fast, I get crap gap. Same thing?

Haha!!! :laugh: :laugh:

I'm laughing tears, you guys are hilarious! Few years ago, I wanted to see if the whole "show me a fat fruitarian" was true. I actually got "fat" off of fruit. Goes to show the concept of calories in/calories out was true. Beginning this year, I wanted to see what a calorie deficit with rather proper eating -- you know, rather adequate macros, fruits, veg, meat, dairy, etc -- would do. This was an odd surprise and was wondering if anyone else experienced it; wasn't a goal, specifically. Hilarious to see how many people are taking this to an extreme.

Again, no pics. Cheers for the offer though. My fiancée thinks it a bit odd too, so I'm only giving this until end of May. She's giving me the stink eye now.

UsedToBeHusky

When I say that 3 times fast, I get crap gap. Same thing?

Haha!!! :laugh: :laugh:

I'm laughing tears, you guys are hilarious! Few years ago, I wanted to see if the whole "show me a fat fruitarian" was true. I actually got "fat" off of fruit. Goes to show the concept of calories in/calories out was true. Beginning this year, I wanted to see what a calorie deficit with rather proper eating -- you know, rather adequate macros, fruits, veg, meat, dairy, etc -- would do. This was an odd surprise and was wondering if anyone else experienced it; wasn't a goal, specifically. Hilarious to see how many people are taking this to an extreme.

Again, no pics. Cheers for the offer though. My fiancée thinks it a bit odd too, so I'm only giving this until end of May. She's giving me the stink eye now.

Okay... so she measured it for you?

Are you sure you didn't give HER the "stink eye"?

MyChocolateDiet

i do want to defend the OP for a quick sec though.

nothing about his avatar or pics makes me think anorexia. please don't hyperinflate the issue. maybe it's just a shape thing? it's weird though, and weird thing to post about....but he doesn't look anorexic to me.

now if his practices are cause for concern that's another story.

I just want to make sure those who've only lived their lives overweight don't get the wrong impression on whether his overall physique appears too thin on his avatar. to me, it doesn't. i mean it's not all buff or anything but it's not lookign emaciated. also anorexia is actually a condition that can look many different ways, to my knowledge there is not a static "look". correct me in PM's if I'm wrong. I'm just learing about it and mean no harm, this is jusst my understanding, and I don't like the feelign teh boy is being body shamed for his form which might behealthy on someone practicing healthy things.

marvybells

When I say that 3 times fast, I get crap gap. Same thing?

Haha!!! :laugh: :laugh:

I'm laughing tears, you guys are hilarious! Few years ago, I wanted to see if the whole "show me a fat fruitarian" was true. I actually got "fat" off of fruit. Goes to show the concept of calories in/calories out was true. Beginning this year, I wanted to see what a calorie deficit with rather proper eating -- you know, rather adequate macros, fruits, veg, meat, dairy, etc -- would do. This was an odd surprise and was wondering if anyone else experienced it; wasn't a goal, specifically. Hilarious to see how many people are taking this to an extreme.

Again, no pics. Cheers for the offer though. My fiancée thinks it a bit odd too, so I'm only giving this until end of May. She's giving me the stink eye now.

Okay... so she measured it for you?

Are you sure you didn't give HER the "stink eye"?

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

MyChocolateDiet

When I say that 3 times fast, I get crap gap. Same thing?

Haha!!! :laugh: :laugh:

I'm laughing tears, you guys are hilarious! Few years ago, I wanted to see if the whole "show me a fat fruitarian" was true. I actually got "fat" off of fruit. Goes to show the concept of calories in/calories out was true. Beginning this year, I wanted to see what a calorie deficit with rather proper eating -- you know, rather adequate macros, fruits, veg, meat, dairy, etc -- would do. This was an odd surprise and was wondering if anyone else experienced it; wasn't a goal, specifically. Hilarious to see how many people are taking this to an extreme.

Again, no pics. Cheers for the offer though. My fiancée thinks it a bit odd too, so I'm only giving this until end of May. She's giving me the stink eye now.

probably in retaliation.

Achrya

Well. I'm just confused.

I'm gonna go do some squats until the confusion goes away.

so how many squats did you do?

Stiill going

jasonmh630

Your butt should never have a "crack gap" as you call it. Buttcheeks should always be touching unless you're going #2.

UsedToBeHusky

i do want to defend the OP for a quick sec though.

nothing about his avatar or pics makes me think anorexia. please don't hyperinflate the issue. maybe it's just a shape thing? it's weird though, and weird thing to post about....but he doesn't look anorexic to me.

now if his practices are cause for concern that's another story.

I just want to make sure those who've only lived their lives overweight don't get the wrong impression on whether his overall physique appears too thin on his avatar. to me, it doesn't. i mean it's not all buff or anything but it's not lookign emaciated. also anorexia is actually a condition that can look many different ways, to my knowledge there is not a static "look". correct me in PM's if I'm wrong. I'm just learing about it and mean no harm, this is jusst my understanding, and I don't like the feelign teh boy is being body shamed for his form which might behealthy on someone practicing healthy things.

He is a bit thin, but he's not dangerously thin.

MyChocolateDiet

Your butt should never have a "crack gap" as you call it. Buttcheeks should always be touching unless you're going #2.

there are other times it's okay. just sayin'.

jasonmh630

Your butt should never have a "crack gap" as you call it. Buttcheeks should always be touching unless you're going #2.

there are other times it's okay. just sayin'.

Well, there was that one time...

In all seriousness, if you're into things like that, then there's 2 times when your buttcheeks shouldn't touch.

mommywally

lol

Isakizza

well.... this is a first.

Congrats on reaching your gap goal :drinker: