A few things no one would guess by your appearance

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  • shimmerNsparkle
    shimmerNsparkle Posts: 116
    I am not a *****,or concided. I have two children I am older then I look and I am married. (For some reasson I always get the "I thought you where a ***** based on your appereance" whenever I meet someone). I also was a "Ugly Duckling" up until I was 17 so I have some deep rooted issues lol.
  • Lil_Northern_Light
    Lil_Northern_Light Posts: 3,529 Member
    I used to crack open jars of pasta sauce or jams before my hubby bulked up a little lol! (he would literally ask me to open them!)
  • love_faithfulness
    love_faithfulness Posts: 23
    I'm a runner and ran a full marathon. I do not look like a typical runner at all
  • rockky83
    rockky83 Posts: 59
    I used to crack open jars of pasta sauce or jams before my hubby bulked up a little lol! (he would literally ask me to open them!)

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  • metalkim85
    metalkim85 Posts: 72 Member
    I used to crack open jars of pasta sauce or jams before my hubby bulked up a little lol! (he would literally ask me to open them!)

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    Saw this on youtube and laughed so hard..all those muscles and he couldn't open a damn bottle..

    Fail.
  • melsayshello
    melsayshello Posts: 108 Member
    I know three languages and am a big nerd :P
  • Lil_Northern_Light
    Lil_Northern_Light Posts: 3,529 Member
    I used to crack open jars of pasta sauce or jams before my hubby bulked up a little lol! (he would literally ask me to open them!)

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    ha ha ha.....yup!! thx, nice!!
  • metalkim85
    metalkim85 Posts: 72 Member
    That I'm legally blind.
  • SwashBlogger
    SwashBlogger Posts: 395 Member
    I have a US Navy Tattoo, am a published poet, and like brussels sprouts.
  • Lil_Northern_Light
    Lil_Northern_Light Posts: 3,529 Member
    I used to crack open jars of pasta sauce or jams before my hubby bulked up a little lol! (he would literally ask me to open them!)

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    ha ha ha.....yup!! thx, nice!!

    I can still make him scream in pain when i squeeze his fingers together....and i don't have big hands, just strong ones lol
  • ashesmf
    ashesmf Posts: 100 Member
    It depends on where you see me. Professional officer of the court at work and heavily tattooed nerd girl after hours.
  • embrace_the_dark_side
    embrace_the_dark_side Posts: 236
    I used to crack open jars of pasta sauce or jams before my hubby bulked up a little lol! (he would literally ask me to open them!)

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    ha ha ha.....yup!! thx, nice!!

    I can still make him scream in pain when i squeeze his fingers together....and i don't have big hands, just strong ones lol

    I feel like if you gave him a hand job, he could potentially end up in the ER
  • Trad_Barbie
    Trad_Barbie Posts: 166 Member
    I used to crack open jars of pasta sauce or jams before my hubby bulked up a little lol! (he would literally ask me to open them!)

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    Somebody get that guy a rubber band.
  • Trad_Barbie
    Trad_Barbie Posts: 166 Member
    Im a complete marshmallow

    It's so fluffy!
  • ashesmf
    ashesmf Posts: 100 Member
    Im a complete marshmallow

    It's so fluffy!

    I could die!
  • rockky83
    rockky83 Posts: 59
    I used to crack open jars of pasta sauce or jams before my hubby bulked up a little lol! (he would literally ask me to open them!)

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    Somebody get that guy a rubber band.

    The girl in back is so rude...texting away and didn't offer to help
  • Seekerman
    Seekerman Posts: 58 Member
    That I can bench press 315. With clothes on I just don;t look that strong because I don t have a huge build
  • sissidevore
    sissidevore Posts: 151 Member
    i am a very orderly person. i cannot stand for things to be out of place, or i get upset. i have been told i have ocd, but goodness you wouldn't be able to tell from my sloppy appearance!
  • Trad_Barbie
    Trad_Barbie Posts: 166 Member
    Ok I'll play again;

    -
    My favorite color is orange, but I LOVE rainbow tye-dye.
    I'm reading "The Rise And Fall of the Third Reich"
    I'm Hispanic and Native American. (I'm naturally blonde.)
    I believe there are things out there that can't, and aren't mean't to be explained.
    I was a really sick child, and I cheated death more than once while what I had raged inside me.
    I'm training for my SAR Tech III certification and my WFR certification.
    The little star necklace I wear has crematory ashes in it.
    I suffer from musical ear, waking nightmares, and occasionally sleep paralysis.
    I have an adjustment disorder.
    I CAN'T KEEP CALM BECAUSE I HAVE ANXIETY.
  • Trad_Barbie
    Trad_Barbie Posts: 166 Member
    Somebody get that guy a rubber band.

    The girl in back is so rude...texting away and didn't offer to help

    :laugh: Right?! She's oblivious.
  • Trad_Barbie
    Trad_Barbie Posts: 166 Member
    Im a complete marshmallow

    It's so fluffy!

    I could die!

    :heart:
  • Trad_Barbie
    Trad_Barbie Posts: 166 Member
    i am a very orderly person. i cannot stand for things to be out of place, or i get upset. i have been told i have ocd, but goodness you wouldn't be able to tell from my sloppy appearance!

    That's more anal retentive than OCD. My Mother used to be like that.
  • SweatSmileRepeat
    SweatSmileRepeat Posts: 99
    I did martial arts and competed for years.
  • felonebeats
    felonebeats Posts: 433
    That I used to be a Drum and Bass mc and producer and had a few tracks signed to a record label
  • mralmayes
    mralmayes Posts: 325 Member
    I am a bookworm and am kind of a smart, intellectual type of person
  • crissy_percival
    crissy_percival Posts: 2,447 Member
    i am a book worm

    and horror movie buff
  • CharleePear
    CharleePear Posts: 1,948 Member
    I am bionic, I have more than one extra non organic part to me lol
  • Lil_Northern_Light
    Lil_Northern_Light Posts: 3,529 Member
    I may be quiet but can certainly throw in a few lines that are totally unexpected
  • lovemeformyambition
    lovemeformyambition Posts: 4 Member
    People say I walk around with a look on my face like I'm ready to cuss people out. BUT..I really am one of the nicest people you will ever meet.

    What can I say? My face is my face.
  • vasairiah
    vasairiah Posts: 5,187 Member
    I smoked for 10 years and I can play 10 musical instruments.

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