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Dear Diary,
Do people still have diaries anymore? Everything is either on facebook, twitter, instagram, kik, pinterest, blogs, etc. Is anything really that secret? Hold on, let me get my typewriter out...
Type Writing is a lost art0 -
Dear Diary,
I'd like to apologize to you for that time when I was really into The Cure, The Damned, The The, and several other bands that all seemed to start with The and wore a lot of black eyeliner. Back then I colored my fingernails black with Sharpie sometimes and I might have smudged more than you would have liked on your college ruled pages. And also that I called you a JOURNAL instead of the pretty little diary you were. I shouldn't have tried to define your gender role. That was wrong of me.0 -
Dear Diary,
I can no longer take the derp from my coworker. I've about had it. She's like a detox/cleanse/supplement/1200 calorie a day thread all wrapped into one derpy package. It's like my worst nightmare.
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Dear Diary,
I'd like to apologize to you for that time when I was really into The Cure, The Damned, The The, and several other bands that all seemed to start with The and wore a lot of black eyeliner. Back then I colored my fingernails black with Sharpie sometimes and I might have smudged more than you would have liked on your college ruled pages. And also that I called you a JOURNAL instead of the pretty little diary you were. I shouldn't have tried to define your gender role. That was wrong of me.
Never apologize for being into The Cure. Never. Being angsty and listening to Smith sing on Kiss Me, Kiss Me, Kiss Me was, well, it was just like heaven...0 -
Dear Diary,
When I joined MFP I weighed 253 pounds, sweat a lot, and still occasionally listened to really crappy jambands. I spent a lot of time on the internet. This time was mostly spent with hipster/hippie men arguing about whether ketchup is ever an acceptable condiment on a bratwurst and other pressing topics of the day. Our avatars were normally of a child getting kicked in the nuts or Michael Jordan laughing heartily. So before MFP I was unaware how nice a woman looks when taking a selfie of herself laying on the ground or bed or whatever.
Random googled example below (sidenote googling woman selfie laying on back brings up several NSFW images, or so I am told by my IT department)
So thank you MFP and thank you MFP overlords for avatars0 -
Dear Diary,
I'd like to apologize to you for that time when I was really into The Cure, The Damned, The The, and several other bands that all seemed to start with The and wore a lot of black eyeliner. Back then I colored my fingernails black with Sharpie sometimes and I might have smudged more than you would have liked on your college ruled pages. And also that I called you a JOURNAL instead of the pretty little diary you were. I shouldn't have tried to define your gender role. That was wrong of me.
Never apologize for being into The Cure. Never. Being angsty and listening to Smith sing on Kiss Me, Kiss Me, Kiss Me was, well, it was just like heaven...0 -
Dear Diary,
I'd like to apologize to you for that time when I was really into The Cure, The Damned, The The, and several other bands that all seemed to start with The and wore a lot of black eyeliner. Back then I colored my fingernails black with Sharpie sometimes and I might have smudged more than you would have liked on your college ruled pages. And also that I called you a JOURNAL instead of the pretty little diary you were. I shouldn't have tried to define your gender role. That was wrong of me.
You have the best diary ever.0 -
Dear Diary,
As a progressive modern man who shouldn't cling to possessions and material objects why oh why do I have a Christmas ornament still hanging on my cubicle wall. I know it is a storm trooper wearing a santa hat and holding a candy cane but it is 90 degrees outside and there is no need for a storm trooper to wear a hat when he is already wearing a helmet. That is superfluous and frivolous.0 -
Dear Diary,
As a progressive modern man who shouldn't cling to possessions and material objects why oh why do I have a Christmas ornament still hanging on my cubicle wall. I know it is a storm trooper wearing a santa hat and holding a candy cane but it is 90 degrees outside and there is no need for a storm trooper to wear a hat when he is already wearing a helmet. That is superfluous and frivolous.
A.) It's a storm trooper
B.) The Christmas theme is to give you something to look forward to. Like the holiday luncheon spreads.0 -
Dear Diary,
Today I realized that while when he was with Old Crow Medicine Show, Willie Watson was my favorite member of that band. When he left Old Crow I no longer cared to listen to them much anymore. Now that he has finally released his first solo album I do recall why he was my favorite. Just a quirky voice and him with a guitar or banjo.
We shall speak again Diary as my day is hella boring.
Nice use of the word hella. It happens to be my fave word. True Story.0 -
Just because its on my mind...
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Dear Diary,
I got dressed for the gym this morning but instead of walking to the gym I sat here on the forum all day.0 -
Dear Diary,
I got dressed for the gym this morning but instead of walking to the gym I sat here on the forum all day.
This. Only sub Gym for Work.0 -
Dear Diary,
I got dressed for the gym this morning but instead of walking to the gym I sat here on the forum all day.
This. Only sub Gym for Work.
Shh. Don't mention the W word.0 -
Dear Diary
I added Dasani Drops pink lemonade flavor enhancer to my water and still counted it as water. So shoot me.
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I slept for 21 hours.0
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Dear Diary
I added Dasani Drops pink lemonade flavor enhancer to my water and still counted it as water. So shoot me.
I'm mesmerized by this.0 -
Dear Diary...
Well another wonderful day at work has passed and soon I will get into my car for my hour commute home. If I don't drive myself into a median divider I look forward to our time together tomorrow. Keep being compressed paper pulp and being awesome at absorbing ink. You complete me.0
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