Why did you dump the person above you?

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  • theshorty925
    theshorty925 Posts: 25 Member
    addicted to some one else's washboard abs...
  • lolosensan
    lolosensan Posts: 251 Member
    She made false accusations!
  • jeets888
    jeets888 Posts: 2,237 Member
    Abs were not near washboard status!
  • surfinbird_1981
    surfinbird_1981 Posts: 946 Member
    Stole my beer
  • Azcosby
    Azcosby Posts: 150 Member
    Every time I went to abs. I just started abs. And abs I tried to abs something about it, but all I could abs was abs. When I abs to him, he didn't understand. I don't get it. I still don't get it. I'm waiting abs him to come back abs me.

    Is there some secret message in this? Trying to replace abs with words that may make sense??
  • jeets888
    jeets888 Posts: 2,237 Member
    @surfin - Kept drinking on my behalf :grumble: :noway:

    @az - my jealousy of his abs
  • lolosensan
    lolosensan Posts: 251 Member
    Azcosby read too much into things

    jeets888 wuz alwayz at tha cluuuuubbbbbb
  • jeets888
    jeets888 Posts: 2,237 Member
    Accused me of being at the club always yet when i got home she was never around - apparetly her working shift patterns changed daily :grumble:
  • lolosensan
    lolosensan Posts: 251 Member
    Was all like "where are you?" every 5 minutes. Like I was supposed to be home all the time? As if!
  • grim_streaker
    grim_streaker Posts: 129 Member
    Was never home
  • lolosensan
    lolosensan Posts: 251 Member
    always went hard or went home
  • Azcosby
    Azcosby Posts: 150 Member
    She wasn't shred enough
  • lolosensan
    lolosensan Posts: 251 Member
    blahhh he wanted me to be his mirror looking back at him and I was like hail nooooooo this stomach won't do that. And then I found out he didn't know the past tense of shred
  • Crimson_Fire
    Crimson_Fire Posts: 2,504 Member
    blahhh he wanted me to be his mirror looking back at him and I was like hail nooooooo this stomach won't do that. And then I found out he didn't know the past tense of shred
    Hahah, I can't dump someone who appreciates grammar!
  • at_night_bookstore
    at_night_bookstore Posts: 249 Member
    we were always wearing the same outfit...
  • grim_streaker
    grim_streaker Posts: 129 Member
    always went hard or went home

    Hehe
  • surfinbird_1981
    surfinbird_1981 Posts: 946 Member
    Went too hard
  • siport
    siport Posts: 7,429 Member
    she snored like a horse!
  • abuendia90
    abuendia90 Posts: 63 Member
    Refused to cuddle!
  • theshorty925
    theshorty925 Posts: 25 Member
    cuddled too much...starting to get bed head *slowly combs hair back out*
  • jeets888
    jeets888 Posts: 2,237 Member
    You make it difficult to dump coz you dont like cuddling .... :bigsmile:

    None the less caught her gtetting her cuddle on elsewhere - dammit!!!
  • theshorty925
    theshorty925 Posts: 25 Member
    accusing me of having the cuddles with other people...
  • jeets888
    jeets888 Posts: 2,237 Member
    Not enough pics
  • siport
    siport Posts: 7,429 Member
    he wouldnt introduce me to any of his buddies when out partying!
  • surfinbird_1981
    surfinbird_1981 Posts: 946 Member
    I wouldn't
  • theshorty925
    theshorty925 Posts: 25 Member
    wouldnt let me talk to other girls
  • j3rmwarfare
    j3rmwarfare Posts: 243 Member
    Promiscuity
  • FancyPantsFran
    FancyPantsFran Posts: 3,687 Member
    wore camo to bed
  • rikracer61
    rikracer61 Posts: 208 Member
    With beautiful ink like that, I just could not!
  • theshorty925
    theshorty925 Posts: 25 Member
    There is ALWAYS a healthy level of promiscuity :)
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