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Why did you dump the person above you?

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  • addicted to some one else's washboard abs...
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    She made false accusations!
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    Abs were not near washboard status!
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    Stole my beer
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    Every time I went to abs. I just started abs. And abs I tried to abs something about it, but all I could abs was abs. When I abs to him, he didn't understand. I don't get it. I still don't get it. I'm waiting abs him to come back abs me.

    Is there some secret message in this? Trying to replace abs with words that may make sense??
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    @surfin - Kept drinking on my behalf :grumble: :noway:

    @az - my jealousy of his abs
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    Azcosby read too much into things

    jeets888 wuz alwayz at tha cluuuuubbbbbb
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    Accused me of being at the club always yet when i got home she was never around - apparetly her working shift patterns changed daily :grumble:
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    Was all like "where are you?" every 5 minutes. Like I was supposed to be home all the time? As if!
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    Was never home
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    always went hard or went home
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    She wasn't shred enough
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    blahhh he wanted me to be his mirror looking back at him and I was like hail nooooooo this stomach won't do that. And then I found out he didn't know the past tense of shred
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    blahhh he wanted me to be his mirror looking back at him and I was like hail nooooooo this stomach won't do that. And then I found out he didn't know the past tense of shred
    Hahah, I can't dump someone who appreciates grammar!
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    we were always wearing the same outfit...
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    always went hard or went home

    Hehe
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    Went too hard
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    she snored like a horse!
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    Refused to cuddle!
  • cuddled too much...starting to get bed head *slowly combs hair back out*
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    You make it difficult to dump coz you dont like cuddling .... :bigsmile:

    None the less caught her gtetting her cuddle on elsewhere - dammit!!!
  • accusing me of having the cuddles with other people...
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    Not enough pics
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    he wouldnt introduce me to any of his buddies when out partying!
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    I wouldn't
  • wouldnt let me talk to other girls
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    Promiscuity
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    wore camo to bed
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    With beautiful ink like that, I just could not!
  • There is ALWAYS a healthy level of promiscuity :)
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