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Best pick up line ever.....

countrylovinmn
countrylovinmn Posts: 18
edited February 17 in Chit-Chat
I love hearing new ones because I actually say these quotes to men just to get a reaction out of them :)

My favorite said to me was, 'hey! Can I use your thighs as ear muffs??' I almost squirted .... Beer out of my nose that is....
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  • ComradeTovarich
    ComradeTovarich Posts: 495 Member
    Hey girl, are you an archaeologist? Cause I've got a very large bone that needs to be examined.
  • Cudleigh
    Cudleigh Posts: 188 Member
    Ones that I actually like (and may or may not have used successfully):
    There's something wrong with my phone... (what?) Your number's not in it.
    I lost my number, can I have yours?

    Ones that just make me giggle:
    Was your daddy a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.
    Your shirt would look great crumpled on my floor.
    Nice socks. Wanna bang?
  • TitanGM
    TitanGM Posts: 1,161 Member
    If I said your body is hot, would you hold is 'against' me?
  • MysteriousLdy
    MysteriousLdy Posts: 306 Member
    If I said your body is hot, would you hold is 'against' me?

    :huh: :huh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :flowerforyou:
  • Manic5781
    Manic5781 Posts: 1,491
    Are those space pants?

    Cuz your butt is outta this world
  • MsJulielicious
    MsJulielicious Posts: 708 Member
    Creepiest pick up like ever:
    "Mmmm. Hey girl, you look just like my sister' :huh:
  • MysteriousLdy
    MysteriousLdy Posts: 306 Member
    Creepy pick up line I have received so far from here:

    "Will you be my 'slore' ?"
  • darkrose20
    darkrose20 Posts: 1,139 Member
    I heard this one last night.

    Him: "Did that hurt?"
    Her: "Did what hurt?"
    Him: "When you fell from heaven, 'cause you look just like an angel."

    UGH. :sick:
  • darkrose20
    darkrose20 Posts: 1,139 Member
    Creepy pick up line I have received so far from here:

    "Will you be my 'slore' ?"

    Also, what's a "slore"?
  • Left4Good
    Left4Good Posts: 304
    Creepiest pick up like ever:
    "Mmmm. Hey girl, you look just like my sister' :huh:

    That one is defiantly on the disturbing side
  • V0lver
    V0lver Posts: 915 Member
    Are you from Ireland, because when i see u my penis is dublin:laugh:
  • MysteriousLdy
    MysteriousLdy Posts: 306 Member
    Creepy pick up line I have received so far from here:

    "Will you be my 'slore' ?"

    Also, what's a "slore"?

    It's a combination of two words ..§lut and Wh{}r€
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    Baby, you look so good, I could sop you up with a biscuit.
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!


    I.C.E. Cream Official Tester
    IKEA Professional Put Together-er
    Kickboxing Class Attender
    Been in fitness for about 2 years and have studied kitty-gif-ology, nutrition and Dinosaurs
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    first, I'd slide up to the bar, and tell you that I can't believe how frickin phat you are, I'll tell you that I like the way you make yo ladies shake, and if you lost a little weight you'd look like Riki Lake \m/

    Guitar, Bass and Vocal Enthusiast
    Ordained Minister
    Host of The Confessional
    Owner of All That is \m/ (> . <) \m/
    Proudly Escorting Sheenarama to MFProm '14
    Runner of A Mok, Jogger of Memories
    Adding Extra Lines For No Apparent Reason
    I Mean Really, Who Cares??
    It's Not Like You're Some Super Famous Well To Do Pro Athlete Or Anything
    Don't Know Why You Would Bother With Such A Long Signature Anyway
    Guess It Would Be For Those Who Wish To Beef Up Their Alleged Credentials
    Like Certain Self-Proclaimed Coaches And Experts
    You Can Keep Your Silly Shakes and Pills
    Pump That Garbage In Another Man's Veins
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  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
    "Would you pass the mustard? Thank you."
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    "One seabreeze, two straws. For the lady and me." I swear this has worked for a male friend of mine many times. I assume it worked because it is just really freaking funny!
  • catneon
    catneon Posts: 911 Member
    Can I take your picture to show my friends angels do exist...got that one yesterday
  • runnergirl0721
    runnergirl0721 Posts: 2,289 Member
    If you were a hamburger at McDonalds, you would be called "McBeautiful"
  • headofphat
    headofphat Posts: 1,597 Member
    "You are finer than frog's hair split in two."

    Probably only works in the south.
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,064 Member
    Years ago I was at the beach and I was in the secluded area. This guy came up to me and asked me "are you alone"? He was wearing ONLY a t-shirt. Yup, twig and berries in full view.

    It was just creepy. I ran out of there pretty quick.
  • BigDog
    BigDog Posts: 272 Member
    Wanna play lion tamer?

    Open your mouth and I'll stick my head in... :wink:
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    This happened at the gas station....

    "Back dat *kitten* up, I'll fill your gas tank for free, boo"..


    Okay, maybe not best lol. BUT creepiest??
  • madhatter2013
    madhatter2013 Posts: 1,547 Member
    Had a guy come up to me at abar (of all places), grab my breast with his eyes closed and said "oh I'm so sorry, I thought your name tag was in brail."
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,064 Member
    Had a guy come up to me at abar (of all places), grab my breast with his eyes closed and said "oh I'm so sorry, I thought your name tag was in brail."

    I almost choked on my coffee!!
  • branflakes1980
    branflakes1980 Posts: 2,516 Member
    Are you from Ireland, because when i see u my penis is dublin:laugh:
    Holy hell, I just spit out my water! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • tracywatson710
    tracywatson710 Posts: 15 Member
    You only have 206 bones, can I give you one more?
  • CassandraBurgos83
    CassandraBurgos83 Posts: 544 Member
    Can I lick your Eye Ball?

    ... not the best, but one of the oddest!
  • Mario_Az
    Mario_Az Posts: 1,331 Member
    Are you from Tennessee...because your the only ten I see
  • I_love_frogs
    I_love_frogs Posts: 340 Member
    I was a nanny for a little boy ....one day he comes up and says "Mmmmm....I just had some Skittles. Come here and taste the rainbow sweet thing."

    I went ?!?!?!??!!?! and he ended up saying his much older brother taught him that. I was soooo trying to not laugh at this poor little kid lol
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