Best pick up line ever.....

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  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,065 Member
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    Years ago I was at the beach and I was in the secluded area. This guy came up to me and asked me "are you alone"? He was wearing ONLY a t-shirt. Yup, twig and berries in full view.

    It was just creepy. I ran out of there pretty quick.
  • BigDog
    BigDog Posts: 272 Member
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    Wanna play lion tamer?

    Open your mouth and I'll stick my head in... :wink:
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    This happened at the gas station....

    "Back dat *kitten* up, I'll fill your gas tank for free, boo"..


    Okay, maybe not best lol. BUT creepiest??
  • madhatter2013
    madhatter2013 Posts: 1,547 Member
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    Had a guy come up to me at abar (of all places), grab my breast with his eyes closed and said "oh I'm so sorry, I thought your name tag was in brail."
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,065 Member
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    Had a guy come up to me at abar (of all places), grab my breast with his eyes closed and said "oh I'm so sorry, I thought your name tag was in brail."

    I almost choked on my coffee!!
  • branflakes1980
    branflakes1980 Posts: 2,516 Member
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    Are you from Ireland, because when i see u my penis is dublin:laugh:
    Holy hell, I just spit out my water! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • tracywatson710
    tracywatson710 Posts: 15 Member
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    You only have 206 bones, can I give you one more?
  • CassandraBurgos83
    CassandraBurgos83 Posts: 544 Member
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    Can I lick your Eye Ball?

    ... not the best, but one of the oddest!
  • Mario_Az
    Mario_Az Posts: 1,331 Member
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    Are you from Tennessee...because your the only ten I see
  • I_love_frogs
    I_love_frogs Posts: 340 Member
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    I was a nanny for a little boy ....one day he comes up and says "Mmmmm....I just had some Skittles. Come here and taste the rainbow sweet thing."

    I went ?!?!?!??!!?! and he ended up saying his much older brother taught him that. I was soooo trying to not laugh at this poor little kid lol
  • stefaniem76
    stefaniem76 Posts: 37 Member
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    My favorite one used on me...
    "Good thing I brought my library card, cause I'm checking you out!"

    Also, when in a bar a few years ago, a guy bet me a $1 he could make my boobs move without touching them. He put the dollar down and I had to put my hands behind my head. He then grabbed them and shouted "You win!" Careful with this one though, some would call it assault, though I was having fun and considered it hilarious.
  • laynerich15
    laynerich15 Posts: 1,918 Member
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    Hi I'm Layne...:laugh:
  • maz504
    maz504 Posts: 450
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    Wanna play lion tamer?

    Open your mouth and I'll stick my head in... :wink:

    :laugh: :laugh: :blushing: :drinker:
  • KseRz
    KseRz Posts: 980 Member
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    I was a nanny for a little boy ....one day he comes up and says "Mmmmm....I just had some Skittles. Come here and taste the rainbow sweet thing."

    I went ?!?!?!??!!?! and he ended up saying his much older brother taught him that. I was soooo trying to not laugh at this poor little kid lol

    That kid is a marketing genius

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_H8Q7_07SU
  • establishingaplace
    establishingaplace Posts: 301 Member
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    I love my boyfriend's pickup lines.

    "Hey baby, is that a mirror in your pants? Because I can see us walking hand in hand on a beach together."

    "Nice shoes. They go great with that dress."

    And on and on...
  • Sun_Wukong
    Sun_Wukong Posts: 131
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    Girl, your eyes are bluer than Heisenberg's crystal!
  • GorillaNJ
    GorillaNJ Posts: 4,051 Member
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    "You are finer than frog's hair split in two."

    Probably only works in the south.

    At the family reunion?
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,065 Member
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    "You are finer than frog's hair split in two."

    Probably only works in the south.

    At the family reunion?

    :flowerforyou:
  • BigT555
    BigT555 Posts: 2,068 Member
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    the word of the week is legs


    lets go back to my place and spread the word :wink:
  • Sun_Wukong
    Sun_Wukong Posts: 131
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    Just for MFP...

    Are you into fitness? How about fitting my thingy into your thingy?

    My personal trainer told me I had to come talk to you for five minutes as part of my routine.

    I'm gonna have my 'whey' with you.

    Is your tank top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?

    How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?

    The weights in this gym just aren't heavy enough... would you mind sitting on my face while I do some crunches?

    I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.

    If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you share with me the training regimen you used to attain it?

    Probably the most honest one...

    Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.

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