Best pick up line ever.....
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Do you work at McDonald's because I'm loving it0
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If you were a boogar I'd pick you0
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When I was younger, on St Paddy's Day I would ask
"Got any Irish in ya?...........................want some more?"0 -
I heard this one last night.
Him: "Did that hurt?"
Her: "Did what hurt?"
Him: "When you fell from heaven, 'cause you look just like an angel."
UGH. :sick:
That's when I reply: "I didn't fall from heaven, I crawled my way up from Hell."0 -
How about you be McDonalds and I'll be Burger King. I'll get it my way and you'll be Lovin' it.0
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Her: "Did that hurt?"
Me: "Did what hurt?"
Her: "When you fell from heaven, 'cause you look like you landed on your face." :sad:0 -
Hey, does this cloth smell like chloroform?0
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Guy: Who are you f**king?
Me: What? You can't be serious!
Guy: I just wanna know who my competition is.
He had this air of confidence about him oh and those tats Might have worked in a different setting!
Worst: I maybe married but there are little things I do for me. You could be one of those little things!0 -
while out walking, a guy came up behind me and said "I love your swing. I bet it would look great on my front porch"0
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"Tell me, how did a nickel like me get a dime like you, it doesn't make - cents.
Get it? Don't giggle at my line, Your feet must be sore from sprinting through my mind.
Not impressed? Really I don't blame you. I'm just tryin to entertain you Before you realize that you're out of my league and make your train choo, choo, choose, you, I, and..."0 -
the word of the week is legs
lets go back to my place and spread the word
Nice!
"Just say yes now and I wont have to spike your drink."0 -
Does this rag smell like chloroform?0
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1) *checks tag in shirt* ahh just what I thought....Maaade in Heaven!
2) makes sound *weeee wooo, weee wooo* do you hear that? That's an ambulance coming to take me away...cause the sight of you stopped my heart.
Bonus points for anyone who knows the reference :happy:0 -
If you were a boogar I'd pick you
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Me: What winks and screws like a tiger?
Her: What?
Me:0 -
Wanna play lion tamer?
Open your mouth and I'll stick my head in...
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If you were a boogar I'd pick you0
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Used this one a few weeks ago to a RN...
"I need an EKG because your smile just gave me PVCs..."
... we have our second date this weekend :drinker:0 -
Me: What winks and screws like a tiger?
Her: What?
Me:
:laugh: :laugh:0
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