Best pick up line ever.....

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  • stefaniem76
    stefaniem76 Posts: 37 Member
    My favorite one used on me...
    "Good thing I brought my library card, cause I'm checking you out!"

    Also, when in a bar a few years ago, a guy bet me a $1 he could make my boobs move without touching them. He put the dollar down and I had to put my hands behind my head. He then grabbed them and shouted "You win!" Careful with this one though, some would call it assault, though I was having fun and considered it hilarious.
  • laynerich15
    laynerich15 Posts: 1,918 Member
    Hi I'm Layne...:laugh:
  • maz504
    maz504 Posts: 450
    Wanna play lion tamer?

    Open your mouth and I'll stick my head in... :wink:

    :laugh: :laugh: :blushing: :drinker:
  • KseRz
    KseRz Posts: 980 Member
    I was a nanny for a little boy ....one day he comes up and says "Mmmmm....I just had some Skittles. Come here and taste the rainbow sweet thing."

    I went ?!?!?!??!!?! and he ended up saying his much older brother taught him that. I was soooo trying to not laugh at this poor little kid lol

    That kid is a marketing genius

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_H8Q7_07SU
  • establishingaplace
    establishingaplace Posts: 301 Member
    I love my boyfriend's pickup lines.

    "Hey baby, is that a mirror in your pants? Because I can see us walking hand in hand on a beach together."

    "Nice shoes. They go great with that dress."

    And on and on...
  • Sun_Wukong
    Sun_Wukong Posts: 131
    Girl, your eyes are bluer than Heisenberg's crystal!
  • GorillaNJ
    GorillaNJ Posts: 4,024 Member
    "You are finer than frog's hair split in two."

    Probably only works in the south.

    At the family reunion?
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,064 Member
    "You are finer than frog's hair split in two."

    Probably only works in the south.

    At the family reunion?

    :flowerforyou:
  • BigT555
    BigT555 Posts: 2,067 Member
    the word of the week is legs


    lets go back to my place and spread the word :wink:
  • Sun_Wukong
    Sun_Wukong Posts: 131
    Just for MFP...

    Are you into fitness? How about fitting my thingy into your thingy?

    My personal trainer told me I had to come talk to you for five minutes as part of my routine.

    I'm gonna have my 'whey' with you.

    Is your tank top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?

    How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?

    The weights in this gym just aren't heavy enough... would you mind sitting on my face while I do some crunches?

    I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.

    If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you share with me the training regimen you used to attain it?

    Probably the most honest one...

    Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
  • raiderrodney
    raiderrodney Posts: 617 Member
    Do you work at McDonald's because I'm loving it
  • firfeous
    firfeous Posts: 196 Member
    If you were a boogar I'd pick you
  • JONZ64
    JONZ64 Posts: 1,280 Member
    When I was younger, on St Paddy's Day I would ask



    "Got any Irish in ya?...........................want some more?"
  • JTick
    JTick Posts: 2,131 Member
    I heard this one last night.

    Him: "Did that hurt?"
    Her: "Did what hurt?"
    Him: "When you fell from heaven, 'cause you look just like an angel."

    UGH. :sick:

    That's when I reply: "I didn't fall from heaven, I crawled my way up from Hell."
  • Thinn2Winn
    Thinn2Winn Posts: 22 Member
    How about you be McDonalds and I'll be Burger King. I'll get it my way and you'll be Lovin' it.
  • Sun_Wukong
    Sun_Wukong Posts: 131
    Her: "Did that hurt?"
    Me: "Did what hurt?"
    Her: "When you fell from heaven, 'cause you look like you landed on your face." :sad:
  • Snow3y
    Snow3y Posts: 1,412 Member
    Hey, does this cloth smell like chloroform?
  • TX_Rhon
    TX_Rhon Posts: 1,549 Member
    Guy: Who are you f**king?
    Me: What? You can't be serious!
    Guy: I just wanna know who my competition is.

    He had this air of confidence about him oh and those tats :love: Might have worked in a different setting!


    Worst: I maybe married but there are little things I do for me. You could be one of those little things!
  • sewerchick93
    sewerchick93 Posts: 1,438 Member
    while out walking, a guy came up behind me and said "I love your swing. I bet it would look great on my front porch"
  • chivalryder
    chivalryder Posts: 4,391 Member
    "Tell me, how did a nickel like me get a dime like you, it doesn't make - cents.
    Get it? Don't giggle at my line, Your feet must be sore from sprinting through my mind.
    Not impressed? Really I don't blame you. I'm just tryin to entertain you Before you realize that you're out of my league and make your train choo, choo, choose, you, I, and..."
  • kjo9692
    kjo9692 Posts: 430 Member
    the word of the week is legs


    lets go back to my place and spread the word :wink:

    Nice!

    "Just say yes now and I wont have to spike your drink."
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    Does this rag smell like chloroform?
  • in4nomz
    in4nomz Posts: 230
    1) *checks tag in shirt* ahh just what I thought....Maaade in Heaven!

    2) makes sound *weeee wooo, weee wooo* do you hear that? That's an ambulance coming to take me away...cause the sight of you stopped my heart.

    Bonus points for anyone who knows the reference :happy:
  • KseRz
    KseRz Posts: 980 Member
    If you were a boogar I'd pick you

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  • BigDog
    BigDog Posts: 272 Member
    Me: What winks and screws like a tiger?

    Her: What?

    Me: :wink:
  • Hophead43
    Hophead43 Posts: 1,634 Member
    Wanna play lion tamer?

    Open your mouth and I'll stick my head in... :wink:

    :laugh: :laugh: :blushing: :drinker:
    I love that one!!
  • Hophead43
    Hophead43 Posts: 1,634 Member
    If you were a boogar I'd pick you
    Love it!! Gonna have to try that one!!
  • Grimmerick
    Grimmerick Posts: 3,342 Member
    Are you sitting in sugar?

    Cause you got a sweet @ss
  • Operation_Shred
    Operation_Shred Posts: 173
    Used this one a few weeks ago to a RN...

    "I need an EKG because your smile just gave me PVCs..."


    ... we have our second date this weekend :drinker:
  • TX_Rhon
    TX_Rhon Posts: 1,549 Member
    Me: What winks and screws like a tiger?

    Her: What?

    Me: :wink:

    :laugh: :laugh:

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