Why did you dump the person above you?
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Leafs fan0
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Twas a wee bit too young for this old lady0
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Thought she was to old for everything0
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I was jealous of her hair0
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Her tattoos led me to believe that she is part of a Yakuza crime organization.0
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Spent all the time with animals.0
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Cuz he called me Elsie and not Bessie0
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She banned me from pizza0
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Likes pizza better than me!
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Stole my bacon stash '0
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Drank all the beer0
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Tickled me all the time.0
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Hasn't posted anymore amazing dishes today!0
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Wouldn't let me clean my mirrors before continuously taking selfies
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She cleaned mirrors all day long to take selfies.0
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I was too jealous of his tan!0
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She doesn't have a HEAD!0
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That gave me a chuckle!
Her smirk is better than mine!0 -
She didn't leave any food for me. Are all the food I cooked.0
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Because he would always parade around the house with his 3rd place ribbon and I kept telling him, "If you're not first you're last man" but he just wouldn't get it.0
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Because he couldn't keep up with me...parties, tequila, wine...0
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She outdrunk me... the offered the rest to little0
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Kept looking down on me0
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has better looking hair than me....0
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Lied about everythinggg0
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accused me of lying about her awesome hair...0
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was way to into hair0
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wanted me to get testicular implants for aesthetic reasons:grumble:0
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Was constantly out conquering things for the glory of Rome.0
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She kicked the legionary out of the relationship.0
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