Best pick up line ever.....

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  • crohnsfighter
    crohnsfighter Posts: 689 Member
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    You must be tired, you've been running through my mind all night...
  • TX_Rhon
    TX_Rhon Posts: 1,549 Member
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    Hey, does this cloth smell like chloroform?

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    Wow.........someone brought his comment to a new level.................

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  • TattooedNici
    TattooedNici Posts: 2,141 Member
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    Hey, does this cloth smell like chloroform?

    :laugh:

    My favorite line to use: I have a weakness for muscular arms and roofies. :wink:
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,857 Member
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    Hey, does this cloth smell like chloroform?

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    *eyeroll*
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,857 Member
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    For the crossfitters:

    Hey there. .. I just blew my WOD on my first Jerk while admiring your snatch. .
  • dcresider
    dcresider Posts: 1,272 Member
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    I remember this from a movie and thought it was hilarious: "Would you like your eggs fried or fertilized?" I thought that was the most hilarious thing I had ever heard.
  • Soccermavrick
    Soccermavrick Posts: 405 Member
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    Nice shoes, bet you they would make even nicer earrings.
  • TRIX5884
    TRIX5884 Posts: 318 Member
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    is it ok if I follow you home? Mom always told me to follow my dreams.
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,311 Member
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    Get in the Van!
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,311 Member
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    I clearly don't go out enough. What works on guys? It can't be too cheesy.

    "Hey, wanna f*%$?" works pretty well, I hear. :drinker: :smokin:

    Many times its just best to be honest
  • GBrady43068
    GBrady43068 Posts: 1,256 Member
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    Creepiest pick up like ever:
    "Mmmm. Hey girl, you look just like my sister' :huh:
    Ewwwwww.....

    <insert Kentucky and/or West Virginia joke here....>
  • Hornsby
    Hornsby Posts: 10,322 Member
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  • wpwarrior88
    wpwarrior88 Posts: 1,503 Member
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    Nice shoes, bet you they would make even nicer earrings.

    did that earn you your arm in a sling?
  • Makingachangeforlife
    Makingachangeforlife Posts: 28 Member
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    that is good!!!!!
  • ncrugbyprop
    ncrugbyprop Posts: 96 Member
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    Excuse me, are those pants cotton or could they be felt?
  • Makingachangeforlife
    Makingachangeforlife Posts: 28 Member
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    You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.


    Very nice!
  • jelie3110
    jelie3110 Posts: 433
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    Are you from Ireland, because when i see u my penis is dublin:laugh:
    hilarious!!!!
  • grillnchill
    grillnchill Posts: 772 Member
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    are you an astronaut? because your *kitten* is out of this world.
  • Autk79
    Autk79 Posts: 283 Member
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    I think I saw this on here

    I could easily fall in bed with you! :wink:
  • headofphat
    headofphat Posts: 1,599 Member
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    "Please sit on my face."

    -in an ever so polite tone.

    :laugh:

    60% of the time this works 100% of the time.

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