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    Mothers raising the next generation of jerk kids

    Posts: 2,033 Member
    edited February 22 in Chit-Chat
    That judge the food choices of others......

    Dads too, we cannot single mothers out!

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      My kids are lil jerks. But just smart *kitten* lovable jerks. :heart:
    • Posts: 1,651 Member
      darn it, I already raised my hand in the moms raising fat kids thread

      Can I be both?
    • Posts: 5,214 Member
      Mothers raising the next gen of sanctimonious *kitten*.
    • Posts: 3,275 Member
      *grabs popcorn* \m/
    • Posts: 2,033 Member
      Mothers raising the next gen of sanctimonious *kitten*.


      But those mcnuggets are toxxxxxxxxic!

      The Hamburglar should be jailed! Ronald McDonald should be executed!

      The Pillsbury dough boy should be castrated!
    • Posts: 15,228 Member
      Hmm... well if the choice is between fat kids and jerk kids... I just can't decide...

      Can't I just have healthy, respectful children?
    • Posts: 12,950 Member
      Can we talk about milfs?
    • Posts: 15,228 Member
      The Pillsbury dough boy should be castrated!

      *flashes back to old yeast infection joke*

      *shudders*
    • Posts: 3,982 Member
      You can't tell me how to raise my kids!

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    • Posts: 1,893 Member
      My wife and I refer to our children as Darling Innocent Caring Kids.

      Or D!CK's for short.
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      That judge the food choices of others......

      Dads too, we cannot single mothers out!

      You're parents must be so proud of your judgemental sanctimonious attitude.... I'd prefer my child to be fat and non judgemental to be honest.
    • Posts: 15,228 Member
      My wife and I refer to our children as Darling Innocent Caring Kids.

      Or D!CK's for short.

      Oh I love this!! :laugh: :drinker:
    • Posts: 5,481 Member
      I say awesome Mom/Dad's raising a generation of eating in moderation kids!!! JS :wink:
    • Posts: 527 Member
      Because obviously, fathers are irrelevant.
    • Posts: 279 Member
      My wife and I refer to our children as Darling Innocent Caring Kids.

      Or D!CK's for short.





      Awesome!!!
    • Posts: 5,044 Member
      I like Jerk chicken...
      Jerk kids however are just a reflection of jerk parents.

      My kids love the cheap 2 for a dollar tacos at Jack in the Box. Sue me!
    • Posts: 5,214 Member
      That judge the food choices of others......

      Dads too, we cannot single mothers out!

      I don't even know who my baby daddy is.
    • Posts: 2,033 Member
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      You're parents must be so proud of your judgemental sanctimonious attitude.... I'd prefer my child to be fat and non judgemental to be honest.


      I blame Canadian Bacon.
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      My one year old had a Happy Meal last week. Does he need to detox now and rid his body of the toxins?
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      I'm currently raising a 10 year old sweetheart......

      That's only b/c I already screwed up his two older Jerk sisters, and three jerk niece's....

      I had to get the boy right....:laugh:
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    • Posts: 5,214 Member
      Because obviously, fathers are irrelevant.

      Pretty much.
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      I don't even know who my baby daddy is.

      Not it!
    • Posts: 2,033 Member
      My one year old had a Happy Meal last week. Does he need to detox now and rid his body of the toxins?

      YES!

      I blame sandwich corp (shout out to Mutant13).

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      My wife and I refer to our children as Darling Innocent Caring Kids.

      Or D!CK's for short.

      This. Is. BRILLIANT.
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      Not it!

      Please PM me your phone number, the producers of Maury have been trying to contact you for several weeks.

      It's down you or Ennui_Miller or Derpes. Several others have already been crossed off the list.
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      Please PM me your phone number, the producers of Maury have been trying to contact you for several weeks.

      It's down you or Ennui_Miller or Derpes. Several others have already been crossed off the list.

      Wait... so how does this work?

      Sperm shots with junk pics?
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