Mothers raising the next generation of jerk kids

All kids are jerks. The end.

If my husband and I ever decide to have kids, jerks will be the least of your worries, start counting down to the apocalypse :laugh: .

All kids are jerks. The end.

My little angel is an angel. She only eats organic produce and sh*ts rainbows. :mad:

If my husband and I ever decide to have kids, jerks will be the least of your worries, start counting down to the apocalypse :laugh: .

I have heard their are a couple of child free by choice people around here...

Because obviously, fathers are irrelevant.

Because women ultimately (and whether they accept or realize that responsibility or not) decide who becomes a child's father, yes, mothers have more say here.

How's that again?

Under all legal interactions, you gals control who you have sex with...(did i really have to spell that out?)

Pretty sure it takes more than a sperm donation to become a father. Just as it takes more than an egg donation to become a mother.
any idiot can make a baby.

If my husband and I ever decide to have kids, jerks will be the least of your worries, start counting down to the apocalypse :laugh: .

I have heard their are a couple of child free by choice people around here...

It's not a choice, I'm sacrificing for the benefit of humanity, because I'm such a wonderful caring person....or lazy, whatever.

Because obviously, fathers are irrelevant.

Because women ultimately (and whether they accept or realize that responsibility or not) decide who becomes a child's father, yes, mothers have more say here.

How's that again?

Under all legal interactions, you gals control who you have sex with...(did i really have to spell that out?)

Don't you guys control who you have sex with too though? I mean, it's not like you're forced to do it. So, seems to me it's a dual decision. Unless, well the alternative would be illegal.

I think he's saying men are just powerless when offered the V.

Or you know, women can opt to terminate pregnancies, while men don't really have the option. They can vanish into the night and never be heard from again, but they have still reproduced and have to spend the rest of their lives hiding from the man if they don't want to pay.

My children are a pleasure to have in class. I have the report cards that prove it. It's because they were raised on a diet of fast food and sugar.

Nice kids are often the ones that aren't hangry.

Or you know, not forced to eat brussel sprouts.

Because obviously, fathers are irrelevant.

Because women ultimately (and whether they accept or realize that responsibility or not) decide who becomes a child's father, yes, mothers have more say here.

How's that again?

Under all legal interactions, you gals control who you have sex with...(did i really have to spell that out?)

Don't you guys control who you have sex with too though? I mean, it's not like you're forced to do it. So, seems to me it's a dual decision. Unless, well the alternative would be illegal.

A guy being able to say no?

Thats Broscience

Because obviously, fathers are irrelevant.

Because women ultimately (and whether they accept or realize that responsibility or not) decide who becomes a child's father, yes, mothers have more say here.

How's that again?

Under all legal interactions, you gals control who you have sex with...(did i really have to spell that out?)

OK John, I have decided, you will be my baby's Daddy. :laugh:

All kids are jerks. The end.

My little angel is an angel. She only eats organic produce and sh*ts rainbows. :mad:

My experience with children leads me to believe that you are incorrect.

Because obviously, fathers are irrelevant.

Because women ultimately (and whether they accept or realize that responsibility or not) decide who becomes a child's father, yes, mothers have more say here.

How's that again?

Under all legal interactions, you gals control who you have sex with...(did i really have to spell that out?)

OK John, I have decided, you will be my baby's Daddy. :laugh:

Cool, I'll go fire up the Delorean...

That judge the food choices of others......

Dads too, we cannot single mothers out!

I don't even know who my baby daddy is.

Not it!

Please PM me your phone number, the producers of Maury have been trying to contact you for several weeks.

It's down you or Ennui_Miller or Derpes. Several others have already been crossed off the list.

Can't be me! I finished just before we started! All 3 times! Remember?

Well, junior is growing a fu manchu at 3, so, I dunno, you seem like a reasonable suspect to me.

Hmmm...That does sound like me. Is he also mysterious and inscrutable?

People are too damned nosy these days. Used to be folks would mind their own business but now they want to help the nanny state tell you how to raise your kids to be entitled little brats.

If my husband and I ever decide to have kids, jerks will be the least of your worries, start counting down to the apocalypse :laugh: .

I have heard their are a couple of child free by choice people around here...

It's not a choice, I'm sacrificing for the benefit of humanity, because I'm such a wonderful caring person....or lazy, whatever.

I bet you would feed your baby cake, wouldn't you?

Only if it was blended with coca cola and baby cow juice in to a liquified form so that it could be injected directly in to the little monster's gullet via beer bong, because you know, playing choo choo would take up too much of my "me" time.