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  • George_Baileys_Ghost
    George_Baileys_Ghost Posts: 1,524 Member
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    Have you tried peeing on it?
  • JamericanBoy
    JamericanBoy Posts: 484 Member
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  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
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    "I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit a bookmark."

    Oh you!
  • AllonsYtotheTardis
    AllonsYtotheTardis Posts: 16,947 Member
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    sorry about your throat cancer
  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
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    And I think I have strep throat. My tonsils are swollen, I am nauseous, having fever/chill switches, no appetite, and body aches.

    I may be dying.

    It's probably because you eat processed foods and drink diet sodas. You should totally do a lemon water detox for the next 7 days with some raspberry ketones to follow up.

    Yeah.
  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
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    Go to a "holistic healer"

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  • Linli_Anne
    Linli_Anne Posts: 1,360 Member
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    This is why tonsil hockey is dangerous.

    Gargle with warm salt water, and down a teaspoon or two of sugar to help soothe the throat.

    Tylenol for the fever/aches and forget the sammich, have some soup instead.
  • accebersmith
    accebersmith Posts: 96 Member
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    I'd say it's lupus, but it's never lupus, except for that one time it was lupus.
  • kgeyser
    kgeyser Posts: 22,505 Member
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    Sorry to hear that you're gonna die. It was nice knowing you and all.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    Will whiskey help kill any infection?
  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
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    Ugh, we've got the same symptoms.

    In for advice!

    Vasectomy for sure. I think the Motivation & Support forum has a sticky on a DIY vasectomy.

    I watched the vet at the office I worked in during high-school do a lot of the neutering procedures. I got this.
  • RockWarrior84
    RockWarrior84 Posts: 839 Member
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    Dude...never check Web MD. I'm a total hypochondriac and I'm pretty sure I've had several strains of a rare diseases found only in central Africa...at least according to Web MD I did.

    I only googled "swollen tonsils" and it took me there. :(

    or tonsillitis and you need to have them removed.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    Dude...never check Web MD. I'm a total hypochondriac and I'm pretty sure I've had several strains of a rare diseases found only in central Africa...at least according to Web MD I did.

    I only googled "swollen tonsils" and it took me there. :(

    or tonsillitis and you need to have them removed.

    Only if it is bad enough to obstruct the airway
  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
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    Dude...never check Web MD. I'm a total hypochondriac and I'm pretty sure I've had several strains of a rare diseases found only in central Africa...at least according to Web MD I did.

    I only googled "swollen tonsils" and it took me there. :(

    or tonsillitis and you need to have them removed.

    Only if it is bad enough to obstruct the airway

    Or just leave it, I've also always wanted to try doing a tracheotomy with a pencil.
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,324 Member
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    sad news guize. web MD was right.

    tim just deaded
  • Serah87
    Serah87 Posts: 5,481 Member
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    Strep is something you don't want to mess with, if not taken care of it can do harmful things to your heart.
  • mccindy72
    mccindy72 Posts: 7,001 Member
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    Dude...never check Web MD. I'm a total hypochondriac and I'm pretty sure I've had several strains of a rare diseases found only in central Africa...at least according to Web MD I did.

    I only googled "swollen tonsils" and it took me there. :(

    or tonsillitis and you need to have them removed.

    Only if it is bad enough to obstruct the airway

    Or just leave it, I've also always wanted to try doing a tracheotomy with a pencil.

    You can't do a trach with a pencil, you have to use a pen!
  • baba_helly
    baba_helly Posts: 810 Member
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    Will whiskey help kill any infection?

    Try naughty aud I hear it makes magical things happen
  • iggyboo93
    iggyboo93 Posts: 524 Member
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    You're gonna need a young priest and an old priest....
  • Tiernan1212
    Tiernan1212 Posts: 797 Member
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    Ugh, we've got the same symptoms.

    In for advice!

    Vasectomy for sure. I think the Motivation & Support forum has a sticky on a DIY vasectomy.

    I watched the vet at the office I worked in during high-school do a lot of the neutering procedures. I got this.

    Sweet, thanks! I'm no good at DIY.

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