What's wrong with your thing?

wheird · May 2014

CJ, what are you doing? You know you cannot attempt to have an intelligent conversation on MFP. Only "make me feel good about myself" threads are allowed.

Irony, lol.

Collier78 · May 2014

CJ, what are you doing? You know you cannot attempt to have an intelligent conversation on MFP. Only "make me feel good about myself" threads are allowed.

Was reading a thread about underpants and exercise, and the men seemed to agree it was better for their business down there to be contained. One guy said he can't wear sweatpants w/o underwear without "going half mast." I know it shrinks when in cold water, and wakes up in the morning, but with the sweatpants comment, it seems like a penis works independently of intent? I see ED commercials - so I know they sometimes don't work when you're in the mood, but apparently it sometimes get's ready when you're not in the mood? So confusing. Please. Explain.

Intelligent conversation requires adult words and being nice to others even when their opinion differs of yours. I don't appreciate being mocked and told I'm unitelligent by someone that can't even use the word penis. Plus it's a public forum, if you can't handle the heat, take it up with google or bing.

CJisinShape · May 2014

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So what if I'm 36? Women like to act like they know everything about men, but the fact is, their bodies and thought processes are different than ours. The question, like the MEN seemed to understand, was about their mind body connection, motivation, etc., and not just 7th grade health class.

Ok, I will help you out. If a man isnt wearing chonies, his genitals are freely moving, making him hyperaware of them. Combine that with rubbing against a soft fabric and any external stimulation (seeing an attractive woman for instance) or internal (sexual day dreaming) and an erection is very likely and impossible to hide in sweatpants.

Erectile dysfunction can be caused by a myriad of factors. Bloodflow issues, mental issues, etc.

They don't teach those things in sunday school.

One more time. The MEN seem to understand the question, but the women are the ones that don't comprehend it, and want to trash talk me. Hence the question being directed at the MEN. I spent years being the only woman allowed to hang out in the "man room" and guess what ladies? From your responses to me, I see why. I actually care about what they think, whereas, you all are so ready to discount whatever comes out of anyone else's mouths but your own.

Again..snarky much? How is your original post :

Was reading a thread about underpants and exercise, and the men seemed to agree it was better for their business down there to be contained. One guy said he can't wear sweatpants w/o underwear without "going half mast." I know it shrinks when in cold water, and wakes up in the morning, but with the sweatpants comment, it seems like the thing works independently of intent? I see ED commercials - so I know they sometimes don't work when you're in the mood, but apparently it sometimes get's ready when you're not in the mood? So confusing. Please. Explain.

caring about what they think?? You asked them if they can get a hard on without thinking about it, or when they aren't in the mood..News flash if they are getting a hard on, at some point they thought about, conciously or not. So your questions doesn't "care" about what they think. It asks them if their genitals have a mind of its own, which is a no...as many women in this post answered as well. So you can get all "I'm just one of the guys and clearly only men get me" all you want to, but your old enough to have known the answer to your own question.

Yeah, you still don't understand the question. If you read the very helpful link Anthony sent, I think you'll understand my intent. It has to do with the portion of the nervous system that controls things like your heart beating, so it isn't always thought driven. Guys know more about this subject than we do, so I think they understood the nature of my question, because, it appears they are sometimes confused about it as well, unlike the genius and well informed ladies here on MFP, who apparently know everything. Or at least everything about what its like to have a penis. Good day!

Wrong again..I totally "get" the question, and getting an erection is not like your heart beating..at all..If it was a non thought driven portion of the nervous system the little blue pill would be out of business, ED wouldn't exist, and men would walk around with an erection all day. So while I do "get" your questions..what I don't get is why a woman who quotes God on her profile would not be a little less snarky in her responses. I guess the turn the other cheek scripture quote hasn't been covered yet. Maybe the ladies here did not understand your question, and maybe they dont' understand why you as a grown woman would need to ask, but they weren't deserving of your condescending attitude and childish insults. Have a blessed day!

You know what, hun? You are right - I should have had a less knee-jerk reaction. It wasn't nice, and I sincerely apologize. I've been heated up about judgemental moms, so when I felt my intellect attacked, I defended my position too strongly. But I do appreciate you correcting me, otherwise I might have continued the snarky attitude. My bad!

Collier78 · May 2014

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So what if I'm 36? Women like to act like they know everything about men, but the fact is, their bodies and thought processes are different than ours. The question, like the MEN seemed to understand, was about their mind body connection, motivation, etc., and not just 7th grade health class.

Ok, I will help you out. If a man isnt wearing chonies, his genitals are freely moving, making him hyperaware of them. Combine that with rubbing against a soft fabric and any external stimulation (seeing an attractive woman for instance) or internal (sexual day dreaming) and an erection is very likely and impossible to hide in sweatpants.

Erectile dysfunction can be caused by a myriad of factors. Bloodflow issues, mental issues, etc.

They don't teach those things in sunday school.

One more time. The MEN seem to understand the question, but the women are the ones that don't comprehend it, and want to trash talk me. Hence the question being directed at the MEN. I spent years being the only woman allowed to hang out in the "man room" and guess what ladies? From your responses to me, I see why. I actually care about what they think, whereas, you all are so ready to discount whatever comes out of anyone else's mouths but your own.

Again..snarky much? How is your original post :

Was reading a thread about underpants and exercise, and the men seemed to agree it was better for their business down there to be contained. One guy said he can't wear sweatpants w/o underwear without "going half mast." I know it shrinks when in cold water, and wakes up in the morning, but with the sweatpants comment, it seems like the thing works independently of intent? I see ED commercials - so I know they sometimes don't work when you're in the mood, but apparently it sometimes get's ready when you're not in the mood? So confusing. Please. Explain.

caring about what they think?? You asked them if they can get a hard on without thinking about it, or when they aren't in the mood..News flash if they are getting a hard on, at some point they thought about, conciously or not. So your questions doesn't "care" about what they think. It asks them if their genitals have a mind of its own, which is a no...as many women in this post answered as well. So you can get all "I'm just one of the guys and clearly only men get me" all you want to, but your old enough to have known the answer to your own question.

Yeah, you still don't understand the question. If you read the very helpful link Anthony sent, I think you'll understand my intent. It has to do with the portion of the nervous system that controls things like your heart beating, so it isn't always thought driven. Guys know more about this subject than we do, so I think they understood the nature of my question, because, it appears they are sometimes confused about it as well, unlike the genius and well informed ladies here on MFP, who apparently know everything. Or at least everything about what its like to have a penis. Good day!

Wrong again..I totally "get" the question, and getting an erection is not like your heart beating..at all..If it was a non thought driven portion of the nervous system the little blue pill would be out of business, ED wouldn't exist, and men would walk around with an erection all day. So while I do "get" your questions..what I don't get is why a woman who quotes God on her profile would not be a little less snarky in her responses. I guess the turn the other cheek scripture quote hasn't been covered yet. Maybe the ladies here did not understand your question, and maybe they dont' understand why you as a grown woman would need to ask, but they weren't deserving of your condescending attitude and childish insults. Have a blessed day!

You know what, hun? You are right - I should have had a less knee-jerk reaction. It wasn't nice, and I sincerely apologize. I've been heated up about judgemental moms, so when I felt my intellect attacked, I defended my position too strongly. But I do appreciate you correcting me, otherwise I might have continued the snarky attitude. My bad!

Understood. It happens to the best of us and I too am guilty of jumping ship now and then. Recognizing and correcting takes an adult. have a great day.

:flowerforyou:

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baba_helly · May 2014

This thread is relevant to my interests.

Ihatecoldsoup · May 2014

To answer they question: there have been times when I have became erect for absolutely no reason. Or...I certainly hope it wasn't for any reason, because then I would have to update my fetish list.

Saucy_lil_Minx · May 2014

Is this anything like the Hokey Pokey? You tuck the right one in and the left one pops out? Then you shake it all about?

LOL!!!! WOW!!

Collier78 · May 2014

To answer they question: there have been times when I have became erect for absolutely no reason. Or...I certainly hope it wasn't for any reason, because then I would have to update my fetish list.

May be subconcious stimulus. Think deja vu. You don't think it reminds you of anything that is a turn on, but your brain somewhere makes the connections and boing...LOL I couldn't reisist...There have even been studies to suggest that certain pheremones women give off prior to ovulating will do it to you because of the drive to reproduce. If you search for it, there is all kinds of information and studies that have been done.

CJisinShape · May 2014

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So what if I'm 36? Women like to act like they know everything about men, but the fact is, their bodies and thought processes are different than ours. The question, like the MEN seemed to understand, was about their mind body connection, motivation, etc., and not just 7th grade health class.

Ok, I will help you out. If a man isnt wearing chonies, his genitals are freely moving, making him hyperaware of them. Combine that with rubbing against a soft fabric and any external stimulation (seeing an attractive woman for instance) or internal (sexual day dreaming) and an erection is very likely and impossible to hide in sweatpants.

Erectile dysfunction can be caused by a myriad of factors. Bloodflow issues, mental issues, etc.

They don't teach those things in sunday school.

One more time. The MEN seem to understand the question, but the women are the ones that don't comprehend it, and want to trash talk me. Hence the question being directed at the MEN. I spent years being the only woman allowed to hang out in the "man room" and guess what ladies? From your responses to me, I see why. I actually care about what they think, whereas, you all are so ready to discount whatever comes out of anyone else's mouths but your own.

Again..snarky much? How is your original post :

Was reading a thread about underpants and exercise, and the men seemed to agree it was better for their business down there to be contained. One guy said he can't wear sweatpants w/o underwear without "going half mast." I know it shrinks when in cold water, and wakes up in the morning, but with the sweatpants comment, it seems like the thing works independently of intent? I see ED commercials - so I know they sometimes don't work when you're in the mood, but apparently it sometimes get's ready when you're not in the mood? So confusing. Please. Explain.

caring about what they think?? You asked them if they can get a hard on without thinking about it, or when they aren't in the mood..News flash if they are getting a hard on, at some point they thought about, conciously or not. So your questions doesn't "care" about what they think. It asks them if their genitals have a mind of its own, which is a no...as many women in this post answered as well. So you can get all "I'm just one of the guys and clearly only men get me" all you want to, but your old enough to have known the answer to your own question.

Yeah, you still don't understand the question. If you read the very helpful link Anthony sent, I think you'll understand my intent. It has to do with the portion of the nervous system that controls things like your heart beating, so it isn't always thought driven. Guys know more about this subject than we do, so I think they understood the nature of my question, because, it appears they are sometimes confused about it as well, unlike the genius and well informed ladies here on MFP, who apparently know everything. Or at least everything about what its like to have a penis. Good day!

Wrong again..I totally "get" the question, and getting an erection is not like your heart beating..at all..If it was a non thought driven portion of the nervous system the little blue pill would be out of business, ED wouldn't exist, and men would walk around with an erection all day. So while I do "get" your questions..what I don't get is why a woman who quotes God on her profile would not be a little less snarky in her responses. I guess the turn the other cheek scripture quote hasn't been covered yet. Maybe the ladies here did not understand your question, and maybe they dont' understand why you as a grown woman would need to ask, but they weren't deserving of your condescending attitude and childish insults. Have a blessed day!

You know what, hun? You are right - I should have had a less knee-jerk reaction. It wasn't nice, and I sincerely apologize. I've been heated up about judgemental moms, so when I felt my intellect attacked, I defended my position too strongly. But I do appreciate you correcting me, otherwise I might have continued the snarky attitude. My bad!

Understood. It happens to the best of us and I too am guilty of jumping ship now and then. Recognizing and correcting takes an adult. have a great day.

:flowerforyou:

Thanks. Flowers and hugs to you too.

Ihatecoldsoup · May 2014

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To answer they question: there have been times when I have became erect for absolutely no reason. Or...I certainly hope it wasn't for any reason, because then I would have to update my fetish list.

May be subconcious stimulus. Think deja vu. You don't think it reminds you of anything that is a turn on, but your brain somewhere makes the connections and boing...LOL I couldn't reisist...There have even been studies to suggest that certain pheremones women give off prior to ovulating will do it to you because of the drive to reproduce. If you search for it, there is all kinds of information and studies that have been done.

I am just happy it works, even though it sometimes prepares for war during times of peace.

Pixi_Rex · May 2014

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One more time. The MEN seem to understand the question, but the women are the ones that don't comprehend it, and want to trash talk me. Hence the question being directed at the MEN. I spent years being the only woman allowed to hang out in the "man room" and guess what ladies? From your responses to me, I see why. I actually care about what they think, whereas, you all are so ready to discount whatever comes out of anyone else's mouths but your own.

One more question... if you spent years being the only woman allowed to hang out in the "man room" why do you need to ask? pretty much every single one of my friends is male (I am not). I knew the answer to this question, without even asking it.

Uh, maybe they were to busy talking about women, sports, politics, video games, macroeconomics, travel, more sports and food to talk about their privates?

So.. you were hanging out with gay men then... I get it. No worries.

PS.. I love my gays so no hate. I just know that ever man I know has at least once in our friendship made reference to their penis.

Ihatecoldsoup · May 2014

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One more time. The MEN seem to understand the question, but the women are the ones that don't comprehend it, and want to trash talk me. Hence the question being directed at the MEN. I spent years being the only woman allowed to hang out in the "man room" and guess what ladies? From your responses to me, I see why. I actually care about what they think, whereas, you all are so ready to discount whatever comes out of anyone else's mouths but your own.

One more question... if you spent years being the only woman allowed to hang out in the "man room" why do you need to ask? pretty much every single one of my friends is male (I am not). I knew the answer to this question, without even asking it.

Uh, maybe they were to busy talking about women, sports, politics, video games, macroeconomics, travel, more sports and food to talk about their privates?

So.. you were hanging out with gay men then... I get it. No worries.

PS.. I love my gays so no hate. I just know that ever man I know has at least once in our friendship made reference to their penis.

So men that don't talk about their penis to other men are gay?

The more you know.

RockWarrior84 · May 2014

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To answer they question: there have been times when I have became erect for absolutely no reason. Or...I certainly hope it wasn't for any reason, because then I would have to update my fetish list.

May be subconcious stimulus. Think deja vu. You don't think it reminds you of anything that is a turn on, but your brain somewhere makes the connections and boing...LOL I couldn't reisist...There have even been studies to suggest that certain pheremones women give off prior to ovulating will do it to you because of the drive to reproduce. If you search for it, there is all kinds of information and studies that have been done.

I am just happy it works, even though it sometimes prepares for war during times of peace.

Def the mind of its own/subconcious. In the morning it is like any other guy, wake up and likes to stress, in its cause straight in the air. It is rude, a cute looking girl goes by and it likes to point.

SpeSHul_SnoflEHk · May 2014

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I guess I shouldn't take boners very personally then. Those things show up willy nilly.

Trust me. If you see me with a boner, it is generally a very personal thing. Unless you are a peeper, and catching me in what I think is a private moment.

Personal for you.....

Well, I wasn't thinking about it that way, but.. yeah. That too.

CJisinShape · May 2014

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One more time. The MEN seem to understand the question, but the women are the ones that don't comprehend it, and want to trash talk me. Hence the question being directed at the MEN. I spent years being the only woman allowed to hang out in the "man room" and guess what ladies? From your responses to me, I see why. I actually care about what they think, whereas, you all are so ready to discount whatever comes out of anyone else's mouths but your own.

One more question... if you spent years being the only woman allowed to hang out in the "man room" why do you need to ask? pretty much every single one of my friends is male (I am not). I knew the answer to this question, without even asking it.

Uh, maybe they were to busy talking about women, sports, politics, video games, macroeconomics, travel, more sports and food to talk about their privates?

So.. you were hanging out with gay men then... I get it. No worries.

PS.. I love my gays so no hate. I just know that ever man I know has at least once in our friendship made reference to their penis.

Sigh. No, they were not gay. Just grown ups. More Stephen Colbert and less Daniel Tosh.

Lilly_the_Hillbilly · May 2014

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I guess I shouldn't take boners very personally then. Those things show up willy nilly.

Trust me. If you see me with a boner, it is generally a very personal thing. Unless you are a peeper, and catching me in what I think is a private moment.

Personal for you.....

Well, I wasn't thinking about it that way, but.. yeah. That too.

hahaha

SpeSHul_SnoflEHk · May 2014

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I guess I shouldn't take boners very personally then. Those things show up willy nilly.

Trust me. If you see me with a boner, it is generally a very personal thing. Unless you are a peeper, and catching me in what I think is a private moment.

Personal for you.....

Well, I wasn't thinking about it that way, but.. yeah. That too.

hahaha

Are you laughing at my boner? :noway: :noway: :grumble: :grumble:

:explode: :explode: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:

Scarred for life!!!!

CJisinShape · May 2014

Well, We chit and chatted, had fun and games, and my font was rated 8/10. I learned something new about men, and I learned to be nicer. I have RL things to do now, so till next time MFP, keep it low cal.

Myhaloslipped · May 2014

Who cares as long as it works when I need it.

MireyGal76 · May 2014

I scanned and am curious why no one has drawn the parallel between that and women with ENS (erect nipple syndrome).

Erect nips are a SIGN of arousal. But they are not PROOF of arousal.

Trust me... I live in Canada and it's freaking cold here... so cold they could cut glass... So if the headlights are on, it doesn't mean that I'm raring to go... BUT if I'm raring to go... then the headlights are ON.

wheird · May 2014

I scanned and am curious why no one has drawn the parallel between that and women with ENS (erect nipple syndrome).

Erect nips are a SIGN of arousal. But they are not PROOF of arousal.

Trust me... I live in Canada and it's freaking cold here... so cold they could cut glass... So if the headlights are on, it doesn't mean that I'm raring to go... BUT if I'm raring to go... then the headlights are ON.

So what you are saying is that you are always on?

QueenBishOTUniverse · May 2014

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One more time. The MEN seem to understand the question, but the women are the ones that don't comprehend it, and want to trash talk me. Hence the question being directed at the MEN. I spent years being the only woman allowed to hang out in the "man room" and guess what ladies? From your responses to me, I see why. I actually care about what they think, whereas, you all are so ready to discount whatever comes out of anyone else's mouths but your own.

One more question... if you spent years being the only woman allowed to hang out in the "man room" why do you need to ask? pretty much every single one of my friends is male (I am not). I knew the answer to this question, without even asking it.

Uh, maybe they were to busy talking about women, sports, politics, video games, macroeconomics, travel, more sports and food to talk about their privates?

So.. you were hanging out with gay men then... I get it. No worries.

PS.. I love my gays so no hate. I just know that ever man I know has at least once in our friendship made reference to their penis.

Sigh. No, they were not gay. Just grown ups. More Stephen Colbert and less Daniel Tosh.

No, I'm going to have to agree, every man I have ever known has talked about his penis at some point. Even Colbert likes a good d*ck joke....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJZGxL-8DTk

CallMeCupcakeDammit · May 2014

I scanned and am curious why no one has drawn the parallel between that and women with ENS (erect nipple syndrome).

Erect nips are a SIGN of arousal. But they are not PROOF of arousal.

Trust me... I live in Canada and it's freaking cold here... so cold they could cut glass... So if the headlights are on, it doesn't mean that I'm raring to go... BUT if I'm raring to go... then the headlights are ON.

Whoah, that's actually a thing?! *googles ENS support groups*

mustgetmuscles1 · May 2014

I scanned and am curious why no one has drawn the parallel between that and women with ENS (erect nipple syndrome).

Erect nips are a SIGN of arousal. But they are not PROOF of arousal.

Trust me... I live in Canada and it's freaking cold here... so cold they could cut glass... So if the headlights are on, it doesn't mean that I'm raring to go... BUT if I'm raring to go... then the headlights are ON.

There must be a parallel. I thought about ENS and....

Lilly_the_Hillbilly · May 2014

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I guess I shouldn't take boners very personally then. Those things show up willy nilly.

Trust me. If you see me with a boner, it is generally a very personal thing. Unless you are a peeper, and catching me in what I think is a private moment.

Personal for you.....

Well, I wasn't thinking about it that way, but.. yeah. That too.

hahaha

Are you laughing at my boner? :noway: :noway: :grumble: :grumble: :explode: :explode: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:

Scarred for life!!!!

I would never laugh at a boner.

ColeCake292012 · May 2014

So what if I'm 36? Women like to act like they know everything about men, but the fact is, their bodies and thought processes are different than ours. The question, like the MEN seemed to understand, was about their mind body connection, motivation, etc., and not just 7th grade health class.

Oh....she was serious...:noway:

What's wrong with your thing?

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