Why did you dump the person above you?
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Had my name tattooed on her *kitten*0
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Kept dropping her towel around my family0
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had other women dropping their towels around his family :P0
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Wouldn't drop her towel around me enough0
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Kept whipping me with his towel...0
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Didn't have a towel
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drank all my beer0
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I took her beer.0
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Kept groping me in public0
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He thought I shopped too much and didn't give me anymore money. Haha
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She shopped too damn much and wouldn't give me nookie.0
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He used the word "nookie." 0
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she wouldnt let me take her shopping anymore0
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He wouldn't wear the hot dog costume I bought him0
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Tried to cut my hair while I was sleeping0
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She refused to change out of that shirt!0
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Hid all the pairs of scissors. How was I supposed to make paper people chains without scissors?0
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Was obsessed with paper people chains0
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Didn't like holding hands, reminded her of paper people chains...0
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wanted to mock the paper people chains by holding a bunch of our hands together!0
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I wasn't impressed when she burned ramen noodles.0
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Didn't know how to boil water0
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Wasn't impressed by my cooking skills!!
You've got mad skillz when you can burn water!!!! LMAO!!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
She wouldn't get out of bed.0
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Kept getting out of bed0
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kept taking my DC comic clothing!0
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Kept trying to push me over the falls0
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because I didn't smile 0
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Never loosened the tie!
Trish was to even of a match for me in the devilish kind of way! :devil: 0 -
Spent all her time on MFP chit chat and never ate the sammiches I made her.0
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