Why did you dump the person above you?

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  • jacques57
    jacques57 Posts: 2,129 Member
    She kept killing my dreams and aspirations to drive in Europe
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
    Was always dressing like Magnum PI!
  • Phoenix__Rising
    Phoenix__Rising Posts: 9,981 Member
    Was always dressing like Magnum PI!


    lol



    I couldn't keep up, she had too much energy for me!!
  • I_love_to_ride
    I_love_to_ride Posts: 561 Member
    She didn't shave her legs like I asked.
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
    Never fed me the Strawberry Rhubarb pie he promised!!!
  • EddieHaskell97
    EddieHaskell97 Posts: 2,227 Member
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    Thought my pajamas were scary.
  • JBfoodforlife
    JBfoodforlife Posts: 1,371 Member
    She was always hiding under her ballcap... :)
  • Phoenix__Rising
    Phoenix__Rising Posts: 9,981 Member
    He quit taking me to the beach.
  • JBfoodforlife
    JBfoodforlife Posts: 1,371 Member
    She always teased me with her sexy legs... :P
  • KatieKat1979
    KatieKat1979 Posts: 470 Member
    He wouldnt keep his shirt on.
  • Jennkies
    Jennkies Posts: 382 Member
    She didn't like me taking my shirt off all the time
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
    kept giving me the "Get real" face on anything I said!
  • CoolDad67
    CoolDad67 Posts: 324 Member
    Locked me out of her place, blocked my facebook account, and wouldn't answer may calls.
  • Phoenix__Rising
    Phoenix__Rising Posts: 9,981 Member
    Told me to call him PapaSmurf in the bedroom.
  • glenmchale
    glenmchale Posts: 1,307 Member
    wasn't prepared to paint herself blue and be smurfette
  • Phoenix__Rising
    Phoenix__Rising Posts: 9,981 Member
    Wouldn't get physical with me.
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    Forgot my birthday!
  • jacques57
    jacques57 Posts: 2,129 Member
    Always gave me the stink eye
  • bbracken77
    bbracken77 Posts: 65 Member
    Just don't date men.
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
    Wanted me to stand in the elephant crossing path with him, and wait!


    I say NOPE!!!! Not gonna happen buddy!!! :happy:
  • an_average_guy
    an_average_guy Posts: 43 Member
    she let me get run over by an elephant and wouldn't even take her hat off.
  • siport
    siport Posts: 7,429 Member
    was afraid of my trunk
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
    Made me spit water EVERYWHERE, and I had to clean it up!!!
  • Phoenix__Rising
    Phoenix__Rising Posts: 9,981 Member
    She wouldn't put my elliptical together.:sad:
  • Apollonious26
    Apollonious26 Posts: 175 Member
    Spent all her time putting her elliptical together :grumble:
  • SugarBaby71
    SugarBaby71 Posts: 3,630 Member
    so needy...
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
    She gave me a tooth ache she was sooo sweet!

    Got tired of the dentist's bill!!
  • Phoenix__Rising
    Phoenix__Rising Posts: 9,981 Member
    Spent all her time putting her elliptical together :grumble:


    If you would have done it right, I wouldn't have had to!!


    Nancy: she ran me ragged all weekend.
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
    Spent all her time putting her elliptical together :grumble:


    If you would have done it right, I wouldn't have had to!!


    Nancy: she ran me ragged all weekend.

    Sorry sweetie there are somethings I can not do, and putting things together is it!!! LOL!!

    I'm working on finding a way to bottle my energy to share with you love!!!
  • L4manski
    L4manski Posts: 1,012 Member
    Spent to much time trying to find a way to bottle energy...
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