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edited February 23 in Chit-Chat
Women of MFP, be completely honest here. I'm wondering some things legitimately based on a conversation I had with my sister, and/or because I saw something on the TV/Internet/radio, and I am in no way asking indirect questions for putting together a primer on how to pick up women, because I am a socially inept little homunculus.

When you wear gym clothes/short skirts/high heels, are you doing it specifically so I will look?

If I look when you're wearing those things, is it creepy? Is there a way to look that isn't creepy?

Does size matter?

Should I wear a speedo?

What body fat percentage do women like?

Which is the best kind of kissing? French or regular type?

Say something, anything regarding the size of your breasts.

What do women want?

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  • Posts: 9,003 Member
    Size always matters. :tongue:
  • Posts: 5,797 Member
    I am not replying so that I can track this thread and receive these answers.
  • Posts: 4,899 Member
    You forgot to ask whether the mirrors on your shoes are creepy
  • Posts: 210 Member
    Why are gym clothes and high heels equivalent to each other...?
  • Posts: 2,819 Member
    Yes. And also, resoundingly, no.
  • Posts: 8,399 Member
    Maybe.
  • Posts: 2,736 Member
    IN...to take copious notes.
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  • Posts: 815 Member
    Yes.





    No.





    Because I changed my mind.






    Do you have chocolate?
  • Posts: 2,037 Member
    When you wear gym clothes/short skirts/high heels, are you doing it specifically so I will look?

    +1
    If I look when you're wearing those things, is it creepy? Is there a way to look that isn't creepy?

    +1
    Does size matter?

    +7
    Should I wear a speedo?

    +32
    What body fat percentage do women like?

    +10
    Which is the best kind of kissing? French or regular type?

    -9
    Say something, anything regarding the size of your breasts.

    -0
    What do women want?

    =42

    Women want 42.
  • Posts: 3,473 Member
    42
  • Posts: 2,037 Member
    . Women also repeat themselves.
  • Posts: 4,941 Member
    Because I'm hot....


    No seriously, it's like 92 with a relative humidity of 150%.... I'm hot.
  • Posts: 1,285 Member
    Naw

    Yes

    Maybe

    why?

    IDK
  • Posts: 7,963 Member
    Size always matters. :tongue:

    Damn...:grumble:
  • Posts: 5,044 Member
    Don't mind me....I'm just looking for friends.:flowerforyou:
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  • Posts: 1,285 Member
    The answer is that women love the attention, and when they say they don't love the attention they're lying, and when they ask that I please leave them alone they're totally interested, and a smack in the face just means she's into the rough stuff.

    Yeah, chicks dig me.

    :laugh: Your a keeper! :laugh:
  • Posts: 2,724 Member
    Women of MFP, be completely honest here. I'm wondering some things legitimately based on a conversation I had with my sister, and/or because I saw something on the TV/Internet/radio, and I am in no way asking indirect questions for putting together a primer on how to pick up women, because I am a socially inept little homunculus.

    When you wear gym clothes/short skirts/high heels, are you doing it specifically so I will look?

    If I look when you're wearing those things, is it creepy? Is there a way to look that isn't creepy?

    Does size matter?

    Should I wear a speedo?

    What body fat percentage do women like?

    Which is the best kind of kissing? French or regular type?

    Say something, anything regarding the size of your breasts.

    What do women want?

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    BRINGO!

    I'm goin' to DelBringos for some preetza...
  • Posts: 5,044 Member
    The answer is that women love the attention, and when they say they don't love the attention they're lying, and when they ask that I please leave them alone they're totally interested, and a smack in the face just means she's into the rough stuff.

    Yeah, chicks dig me.

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  • Posts: 357 Member
    Yes. And also, resoundingly, no.

    And also, 42. For sure.
  • Posts: 815 Member
    The answer is that women love the attention, and when they say they don't love the attention they're lying, and when they ask that I please leave them alone they're totally interested, and a smack in the face just means she's into the rough stuff.

    Yeah, chicks dig me.
    We have been decoded.



    Ladies, we must have a meeting pronto to come up with something new.
  • Posts: 14,121 Member
    We have been decoded.



    Ladies, we must have a meeting pronto to come up with something new.

    Quick, to the "bat cave".....
  • Posts: 6,109 Member
    YES.
  • Posts: 398
    I'm going to try not to be snarky, because you must really need help to be posting these questions here.

    When you wear gym clothes/short skirts/high heels, are you doing it specifically so I will look?
    Women dress for other women. Yeah, I suppose some like looks, I dress for me.

    If I look when you're wearing those things, is it creepy? Is there a way to look that isn't creepy?
    Looking vs staring?

    Does size matter?
    Depends on the women. Some are size queens.

    Should I wear a speedo?
    No.

    What body fat percentage do women like?
    Varies based on women.

    Which is the best kind of kissing? French or regular type?
    Varies based on women.

    Say something, anything regarding the size of your breasts.
    No, don't be pervy.

    What do women want?
    Varies by women.
  • Posts: 4,317 Member
    Yes, we want to be noticed, but don't stare like some kind of deranged psycho. We dress to be noticed and largely because of how the outfit makes us feel personally. Let's be honest, size does matter, but it doesn't have to be huge. There is such a thing as too big. For the love of all things holy, please do not wear a speedo for anything other than competitive swimming. That is all.
  • Posts: 1,200 Member
    everything is overridden if you make six figures.
  • Posts: 1,459 Member
    The answer is that women love the attention, and when they say they don't love the attention they're lying, and when they ask that I please leave them alone they're totally interested, and a smack in the face just means she's into the rough stuff.

    Yeah, chicks dig me.


    Pfffft... I have NO idea what you are talking about ::flips hair::
  • Posts: 870 Member
    Hey, I was told I'd find Tom here.
  • Posts: 158 Member
    From an old married lady:

    When you wear gym clothes/short skirts/high heels, are you doing it specifically so I will look? No. I'm doing it because I like feeling pretty.

    If I look when you're wearing those things, is it creepy? Is there a way to look that isn't creepy? Not creepy unless you're way too obvious about it.

    Does size matter? of course....but really only on the extreme ends of the spectrum, IMHO

    Should I wear a speedo? not unless you are swimming competitively or being cute at home. not at beach or public pool. unless you wear gold chains, because that's just funny.

    Say something, anything regarding the size of your breasts. uhhhh....no

    What do women want? EVERYTHING! :) But if she's a reasonable human being, 75% of everything should be fine. :)
  • Posts: 735 Member
    Maybe.
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