Should I be offended? (Pt 2)

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  • Mikkimeow
    Mikkimeow Posts: 1,282 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I'm fascinated. (srs) If I generate enough support, do you think you'd be open to a regular post about Jeff and his activities? Like a column in the paper, but a post here on MFP. It could be "this week with Jeff" or "today with Jeff" or something like that. :flowerforyou:

    Well, I have a blog, and I have thought about it. I could update it every time he acts like a freaking loon. Which looks like will be pretty often. Generally, I am not rustled. But, wow, how do I respond?
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
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    Man...first world problems.
  • Pirate_chick
    Pirate_chick Posts: 1,216 Member
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    omg I am crying with laughter!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • srslybritt
    srslybritt Posts: 1,618 Member
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    Have you seen convos w/ my 2 yr old on YouTube?

    This conversation reads EXACTLY like one of those episodes. I'm just imagining him completely stoic and unblinking, "No I didn't."

    Holy crap I still can't.

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  • JLHNU212
    JLHNU212 Posts: 169 Member
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    I feel bad for laughing as much as I have from reading your stories, because I literally have tears rolling down my face, because I can imagine being a coworker and listening to you two have the conversation! I am sorry this guy is so crazy! But he is a guy... I think there is some truth to the whole, maybe he thought it was going to be more of a silent fart and it just wasn't, so he tried playing it off like it wasn't a big deal?

    OR

    You may just have to watch yourself and make sure he is not lurking in the parking lot when you leave the building... waiting to abduct you... Creepy!
  • LassoOfTruth
    LassoOfTruth Posts: 735 Member
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    I truly feel you should have fart war.

    "Don't tell me where to fart."
    "Are you policing farts."

    ^ He sounds like a fun guy to me! Lolz.
  • lookaheadfcsus
    lookaheadfcsus Posts: 14
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    Perhaps he was embarrassed and felt hassled by this extreme overreaction?

    Damn.. Thank God I don't work in that office. Or offices, in general.
  • vim_n_vigor
    vim_n_vigor Posts: 4,089 Member
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    You are making this up, right? Right? At least you will have some laughs at work.
  • dmeyers1969
    dmeyers1969 Posts: 130 Member
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    Nobody has posted the clip from Step Brothers yet where one of them farts in a job interview....hysterical and I thought of that immediately when I read this
  • MagJam2004
    MagJam2004 Posts: 651 Member
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    Why does this conversation remind me of my kids arguing? :laugh:

    YES
  • Cryptonomnomicon
    Cryptonomnomicon Posts: 848 Member
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    Could be worse!
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  • JTUSAFRet
    JTUSAFRet Posts: 28 Member
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  • trinatrina1984
    trinatrina1984 Posts: 1,018 Member
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    This is amazing, thanks for sharing!
  • wolfsbayne
    wolfsbayne Posts: 3,116 Member
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    I don't know how you kept a straight face with this conversation. I would've been bewildered, but I would be laughing throughout the whole conversation. Oh my goodness, this is the best!
  • trinatrina1984
    trinatrina1984 Posts: 1,018 Member
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    - Insert a hysterically laughing GIF here... (I can't make it work)
  • sloth3toes
    sloth3toes Posts: 2,212 Member
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    Bump to come back. And gonna go bump part 1, too. :smile:
  • thesupremeforce
    thesupremeforce Posts: 1,206 Member
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    He's been warned. Next time, you can write him a citation.
  • Mikkimeow
    Mikkimeow Posts: 1,282 Member
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    Step brothers fart scene is eerily similar.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AMgagxCvZQ
  • 1princesswarrior
    1princesswarrior Posts: 1,242 Member
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    I can honestly say if something like that happened where I work I think someone would get disciplined. I think I would just have a lot of broccoli and a protein shake to get my revenge but that's just me. The more I think about your confrontation the more funny it gets though. I am sorry you were offended.

    ETA: maybe he had to go check his pants

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