Should I be offended? (Pt 2)

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  • Hophead43
    Hophead43 Posts: 1,634 Member
    So it is unacceptable to openly fart in someone else's office or in the general population?

    One of my clients farts so bad every single time she comes in to take a pee test. She always apologizes. But hey, we're in the bathroom so I figure it's her domain.
    Are you by any chance a Probation/Parole officer??
  • suremeansyes
    suremeansyes Posts: 962 Member
    OMG, I thought this was hilarious reading it, but THEN...then I read it out loud to someone else and I almost couldn't make it through. I teared up a third of the way into it.

    I will seriously have the best day ever.
  • Mikkimeow
    Mikkimeow Posts: 1,282 Member
    I kind of think he was hoping for silent-but-deadly... and just failed at the silent part. Now he is utterly embarrassed and pretty annoyed that the OP has made such a big deal of it so has attempted to turn it into an inside joke.








    Anyone else get the feeling that OP has met her future husband and just hasn't realized it yet?

    Haha I am already married. My husband thinks this guy is great though.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    I kind of think he was hoping for silent-but-deadly... and just failed at the silent part. Now he is utterly embarrassed and pretty annoyed that the OP has made such a big deal of it so has attempted to turn it into an inside joke.








    Anyone else get the feeling that OP has met her future husband and just hasn't realized it yet?

    Haha I am already married. My husband thinks this guy is great though.

    Okay... future best friend-in-law... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • WarriorReady
    WarriorReady Posts: 571 Member
    I feel bad for laughing, because I don't mean to laugh at your expense but wow, I cannot believe how weird this guy actually is. Those are not conversations that I would expect two humans to have outside of a Seth Rogan movie

    I would laugh so hard if it were anyone but me. But this feels like a challenge of sorts. It was crazy. Maybe the weirdest conversation I have ever had.
    Kind of reminds me of the interview scene with Rogan, Will Farrell and John C. Reily in "Step Brothers" !!

    That's exactly what I thought of when I read this! LOL Sorry OP some people are just off their rockers! :laugh: :flowerforyou:
  • calibriintx
    calibriintx Posts: 1,741 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I'm fascinated. (srs) If I generate enough support, do you think you'd be open to a regular post about Jeff and his activities? Like a column in the paper, but a post here on MFP. It could be "this week with Jeff" or "today with Jeff" or something like that. :flowerforyou:
  • Kimdbro
    Kimdbro Posts: 922 Member
    First of all... thank you so much for updating us. Second, thank you so much for supplying and even better story today. lol. I'm so completely baffled by this man. I can't believe you confronted him, that's amazing in itself, good for you. I laughed when he denyed it... and then:
    "What is wrong with you?"

    "Nothing. Don't tell me how to fart."

    That slayed me right there. Wow! I guess "weird as F@%&" is an apt description. I can already tell I'll be visiting this thread throughout the day a lot! Cheers, and stock up on some air freshener...
  • futuresize8
    futuresize8 Posts: 476 Member
    Prediction: Jeff, a.k.a. Farty McFartster, is going to ask you out because he believes he can be himself around you...

    p.s. I admire your guts confronting him!
  • blakedebo
    blakedebo Posts: 130 Member
    Thank you so much for this update :flowerforyou:
  • iceey
    iceey Posts: 354 Member
    Oh he IS in love with you!!! Congratulations on your new BFF (Best Farty Friend)
  • Mikkimeow
    Mikkimeow Posts: 1,282 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I'm fascinated. (srs) If I generate enough support, do you think you'd be open to a regular post about Jeff and his activities? Like a column in the paper, but a post here on MFP. It could be "this week with Jeff" or "today with Jeff" or something like that. :flowerforyou:

    Well, I have a blog, and I have thought about it. I could update it every time he acts like a freaking loon. Which looks like will be pretty often. Generally, I am not rustled. But, wow, how do I respond?
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    Man...first world problems.
  • Pirate_chick
    Pirate_chick Posts: 1,216 Member
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    omg I am crying with laughter!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • srslybritt
    srslybritt Posts: 1,618 Member
    Have you seen convos w/ my 2 yr old on YouTube?

    This conversation reads EXACTLY like one of those episodes. I'm just imagining him completely stoic and unblinking, "No I didn't."

    Holy crap I still can't.

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  • JLHNU212
    JLHNU212 Posts: 169 Member
    I feel bad for laughing as much as I have from reading your stories, because I literally have tears rolling down my face, because I can imagine being a coworker and listening to you two have the conversation! I am sorry this guy is so crazy! But he is a guy... I think there is some truth to the whole, maybe he thought it was going to be more of a silent fart and it just wasn't, so he tried playing it off like it wasn't a big deal?

    OR

    You may just have to watch yourself and make sure he is not lurking in the parking lot when you leave the building... waiting to abduct you... Creepy!
  • LassoOfTruth
    LassoOfTruth Posts: 735 Member
    I truly feel you should have fart war.

    "Don't tell me where to fart."
    "Are you policing farts."

    ^ He sounds like a fun guy to me! Lolz.
  • lookaheadfcsus
    lookaheadfcsus Posts: 14
    Perhaps he was embarrassed and felt hassled by this extreme overreaction?

    Damn.. Thank God I don't work in that office. Or offices, in general.
  • vim_n_vigor
    vim_n_vigor Posts: 4,089 Member
    You are making this up, right? Right? At least you will have some laughs at work.
  • dmeyers1969
    dmeyers1969 Posts: 130 Member
    Nobody has posted the clip from Step Brothers yet where one of them farts in a job interview....hysterical and I thought of that immediately when I read this
  • MagJam2004
    MagJam2004 Posts: 651 Member
    Why does this conversation remind me of my kids arguing? :laugh:

    YES
  • Cryptonomnomicon
    Cryptonomnomicon Posts: 848 Member
    Could be worse!
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  • JTUSAFRet
    JTUSAFRet Posts: 28 Member
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  • trinatrina1984
    trinatrina1984 Posts: 1,018 Member
    This is amazing, thanks for sharing!
  • wolfsbayne
    wolfsbayne Posts: 3,116 Member
    I don't know how you kept a straight face with this conversation. I would've been bewildered, but I would be laughing throughout the whole conversation. Oh my goodness, this is the best!
  • trinatrina1984
    trinatrina1984 Posts: 1,018 Member
    - Insert a hysterically laughing GIF here... (I can't make it work)
  • sloth3toes
    sloth3toes Posts: 2,212 Member
    Bump to come back. And gonna go bump part 1, too. :smile:
  • thesupremeforce
    thesupremeforce Posts: 1,206 Member
    He's been warned. Next time, you can write him a citation.
  • Mikkimeow
    Mikkimeow Posts: 1,282 Member
    Step brothers fart scene is eerily similar.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AMgagxCvZQ
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  • 1princesswarrior
    1princesswarrior Posts: 1,242 Member
    I can honestly say if something like that happened where I work I think someone would get disciplined. I think I would just have a lot of broccoli and a protein shake to get my revenge but that's just me. The more I think about your confrontation the more funny it gets though. I am sorry you were offended.

    ETA: maybe he had to go check his pants

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