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If 6 + 3 = 9 , but 9 - 4 = 5, which is exact number of days left in my work week, and I like pie, how many times should I mow my lawn before the full moon?

If 6 + 3 = 9 , but 9 - 4 = 5, which is exact number of days left in my work week, and I like pie, how many times should I mow my lawn before the full moon?

sweetie, the answer is always bacon.

If 6 + 3 = 9 , but 9 - 4 = 5, which is exact number of days left in my work week, and I like pie, how many times should I mow my lawn before the full moon?

OP can I ask you a serious question?


Are you doing this whole shtick to be funny or a "MFP personality"?


It really isn't working, just a general FYI...


If you would like some pointers on how to be funny and get all the MFP ladies to swoon over you...

^respectfully - you do not have access to my flooded inbox -which I am getting to :flowerforyou: promise friends -in here with nothing but love....and weird picture swap request...:grumble:
you do not have access to my inbox from ppl currently struggling with addiction inquiring about how to get better. you do not see the emails about ppl asking for six pack tips.


So yeah I bring humor with me in all my interactions because it makes everything in life a little entertaining - nothing wrong with that - still have a valid question. - I enjoy/love writing so I like structuring my inquires in an entertaining manor. MFP does love me, despite some humor up in these threads.

If 6 + 3 = 9 , but 9 - 4 = 5, which is exact number of days left in my work week, and I like pie, how many times should I mow my lawn before the full moon?

Purple. The answer is always purple.

To OP

We just all want to let you know that we know you're a troll account and to let you know we don't find you funny, it really isn't entertaining to anyone. You aren't even upsetting anyone, we all just feel bad FOR you, not because of you...

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"Promoters also have a hearty appetite for the finer things of life, the best food, the best wine, expensive cars, and fashionable clothes. And they are extremely sophisticated in social circles, knowing many, many people by name, and knowing how to say just the right thing to most everyone they meet.

Charming, confident, and popular, Promoters delight their friends and investors with their endless supply of stories and jokes. At the same time, these smooth operators are usually something of a mystery to others. While they live in the moment and lend excitement - and unpredictability - to all their relationships, they rarely let anyone get really close to them. They have a low tolerance for authority and commitment, and are likely to leave situations where they are expected to toe the mark, or where they must play second fiddle. Promoters understand well the maxim, "He who travels fastest, travels alone," although they are not likely to be lonely for long, since their boldness and sense of adventure tends to make them highly attractive to many other people. "