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    edited February 24 in Chit-Chat
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    • Posts: 74 Member
      Yep.....I'm guilty
    • Posts: 227 Member
      pay for everything !!!!!
    • Posts: 1,899 Member
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    • Posts: 576 Member
      Checking out women's *kitten* is pretty much an involuntary reflex. You can't hold that one against us.
    • Posts: 1,067 Member
      In for additional ideas :glasses:
    • Posts: 2,561 Member
      The first one is inaccurate. Where are the pee splatters?
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    • Posts: 2,757 Member
      I think I shall enjoy this thread ...


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    • Posts: 7,334 Member
      As far as the toilet seat... if they have to lift it UP to pee.. then I can certainly put it DOWN to pee.

      The only trouble comes when it's not down when my little one goes tearing into the bathroom to pee ANDITSANEMERGENCY!!

      When my dad came to visit the last time, he forgot to put it down... my 6 year old came tearing into the washroom ANDITSANEMERGENCY... threw herself onto the toilet and promptly fell in... She wasn't happy about that.


      ETA: *I* on the other hand, laughed my *kitten* off... as I cleaned up the mess.
    • Posts: 3,194 Member
      Always hit on my skinny friends first....
    • Posts: 419
      lmao. absolutely pegged them!! Thanks girl needed the laugh!
    • Posts: 2,227 Member
      What's wrong with cleaning the toilet?
    • Posts: 2,159 Member
      I've been staring at the butter dish for like 3 minutes and still unable to figure out the problem here.
    • Posts: 22,281 Member
      I don't know what's wrong with the butter? I might be a man?
    • Posts: 7,334 Member
      I've been staring at the butter dish for like 3 minutes and still unable to figure out the problem here.

      *whispers* shhhhh same here :wink:
    • Posts: 2,757 Member
      Always hit on my skinny friends first....

      Then they are missing out on those gorgeous boobies! :noway:
    • Posts: 858 Member
      My boyfriend had to learn to put the toilet seat and lid down because if he left it open his cat would jump in then make a wet mess all over the house.. I grew up with brothers that always left the seat up. It only took one time of falling in to make a life time habit of checking before sitting.
    • Posts: 2,159 Member
      Always hit on my skinny friends first....

      I hate being the messenger on this but that's not gender specific, that's the human race.
    • Posts: 7,334 Member
      1) cleans the toilet

      2) makes me a snack

      3) lifts heavy and gets me to help with his workouts

      4) appreciates beauty


      Yep... men rock!
    • Posts: 2,757 Member
      I've been staring at the butter dish for like 3 minutes and still unable to figure out the problem here.

      It's filthy

      It's not really a butter dish. It's a plate with a butter dish lid.

      The dirty knife is just left on the dish & not placed in the sink/dishwasher.
    • Posts: 13,049 Member
      You forgot "hang out at a bar for too long".

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    • Posts: 3,194 Member
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      Then they are missing out on those gorgeous boobies! :noway:
      Thanks. Oh, they have no problems to stare at them when I take them out for a night on the town. Giselle lookalike or me? I think I know who wins every single time.
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      Thanks. Oh, they have no problems to stare at them when I take them out for a night on the town. Giselle lookalike or me? I think I know who wins every single time.

      Frankly I think Giselle's kind of a dog, but to each his own.
    • Posts: 2,159 Member
      It's filthy

      It's not really a butter dish. It's a plate with a butter dish lid.

      The dirty knife is just left on the dish & not placed in the sink/dishwasher.

      What's a butter dish without a butter knife to serve it out of? It needs a butter knife ! If you put it in the dishwasher, no more butter knife, for butter, to serve out of the butter dish.
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      Mine gives me fabulous orgasms, puts the lid down, supports everything I do and even does the laundry/cleans. I'm a lucky girl.

      Though his farts could kill small cats.
    • Posts: 419
      how about..............Hey hun.my mom and dad are coming Thursday for the weekend! ..........just thought I should let you know!


      ummmm Thanks I will get right on cleaning the entire house........meal plan suppers.............looking my best....smile on my face the whole time....while muttering....you son of a *****! lol
    • Posts: 3,194 Member
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      I hate being the messenger on this but that's not gender specific, that's the human race.
      True, but even if you are overweight but look like you take care of yourself and I have enough liquid courage in me, I will hit on you.
    • Posts: 815 Member
      They also do this. I'm a positive thinker!!!
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      Frankly I think Giselle's kind of a dog, but to each his own.
      I think you just became my new best friend. I won't tell my giselle lookalike best friend that.
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