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  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
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    :laugh: This is my favorite one.
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,780 Member
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    these threads are my favorites
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
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  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    Why have a butter dish lid, if you're going to leave the butter uncovered on a plate that the lid doesn't even go to....

    I don't see how many missed this.

    I thought it was being left open and with a knife handy for the next person to use it?

    Or put it away.

    I thought it was leaving the decision up to the next person which I dare say COULD be interpreted as empowering, no?
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
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    Mine gives me fabulous orgasms, puts the lid down, supports everything I do and even does the laundry/cleans. I'm a lucky girl.

    Though his farts could kill small cats.

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  • MyChocolateDiet
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    :laugh: This is my favorite one.

    Whenever I stopped wearing my glasses this has happened to me a lot.
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
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  • lockeddoor
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    Always hit on my skinny friends first....

    Then they are missing out on those gorgeous boobies! :noway:
    Thanks. Oh, they have no problems to stare at them when I take them out for a night on the town. Giselle lookalike or me? I think I know who wins every single time.

    Frankly I think Giselle's kind of a dog, but to each his own.

    Agree, Giselle is is way overrated.

    It's funny though, because to me, all the guys were constantly hitting on my tall, voluptuous friends with great racks, and I was the invisible one. If it comes down to skinny girl with flat chest, or heavier girl with great rack, well... boobs win. Men didn't even notice I was alive, they were too busy drooling into my friends' cleavage, while I sat there with my 28AAs and wondered at what point the free drinks would outweigh the cost of the boob job LOL
  • nitrospop
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    I've been staring at the butter dish for like 3 minutes and still unable to figure out the problem here.

    The problem is they didn't finish off the butter...what a waste!
  • karllundy
    karllundy Posts: 1,490 Member
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    Guilty of fourth one...otherwise, in good shape.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    Duh, it's because the half empty container on the counter is to share with you without having to talk.

    The empty containers in the fridge instead of trash is to inform you that the item is out of stock so you can get it at your next grocery trip without having to talk.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    Always hit on my skinny friends first....

    Then they are missing out on those gorgeous boobies! :noway:
    Thanks. Oh, they have no problems to stare at them when I take them out for a night on the town. Giselle lookalike or me? I think I know who wins every single time.

    Frankly I think Giselle's kind of a dog, but to each his own.

    Agree, Giselle is is way overrated.

    It's funny though, because to me, all the guys were constantly hitting on my tall, voluptuous friends with great racks, and I was the invisible one. If it comes down to skinny girl with flat chest, or heavier girl with great rack, well... boobs win. Men didn't even notice I was alive, they were too busy drooling into my friends' cleavage, while I sat there with my 28AAs and wondered at what point the free drinks would outweigh the cost of the boob job LOL

    Well, when you are born with great cleavage and require no boob job the answer is immediately, the free drinks pay off is instant.
  • notamoment
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  • brower47
    brower47 Posts: 16,356 Member
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    Always hit on my skinny friends first....

    Then they are missing out on those gorgeous boobies! :noway:
    Thanks. Oh, they have no problems to stare at them when I take them out for a night on the town. Giselle lookalike or me? I think I know who wins every single time.

    Frankly I think Giselle's kind of a dog, but to each his own.

    Agree, Giselle is is way overrated.

    It's funny though, because to me, all the guys were constantly hitting on my tall, voluptuous friends with great racks, and I was the invisible one. If it comes down to skinny girl with flat chest, or heavier girl with great rack, well... boobs win. Men didn't even notice I was alive, they were too busy drooling into my friends' cleavage, while I sat there with my 28AAs and wondered at what point the free drinks would outweigh the cost of the boob job LOL

    Well, when you are born with great cleavage and require no boob job the answer is immediately, the free drinks pay off is instant.

    I have to concur. :drinker:
  • BIGvulpixfux0r
    BIGvulpixfux0r Posts: 3
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    I hate it when men die in wars!
  • Swilla_Swole
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  • MrTolerable
    MrTolerable Posts: 1,593 Member
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    Men also stay on the sinking ship as the women and toddlers take to the rafts.

    Oh! And don't forget - men can compartmentalize :wink:

    :laugh:
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    lmao. absolutely pegged them!! Thanks girl needed the laugh!

    No pegging here plz

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