Why did you dump the person above you?

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  • OhhNiff
    OhhNiff Posts: 1,397 Member
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    He wasn't past his rebellious teenager stage.
  • MMarvelous
    MMarvelous Posts: 1,067 Member
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    She looked too young and they thought she was my daughter.
  • Owlibee
    Owlibee Posts: 138 Member
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    for wearing a red tie/scarf thing
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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    She didn't like my collection of red tie/scarf thingies.
  • jkandktmom
    jkandktmom Posts: 1,010 Member
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    He didn't use his tie/scarf thingys.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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    He didn't use his tie/scarf thingys.

    THEY'RE COLLECTOR'S ITEMS!!!!
  • borst13
    borst13 Posts: 1,826 Member
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    His "collection" included too many giant stuffed animals he won at the fair
  • rides4sanity
    rides4sanity Posts: 1,269 Member
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    She never wanted to be on top...
  • Phoenix__Rising
    Phoenix__Rising Posts: 9,981 Member
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    Expecting me always on top!
  • pzacher68
    pzacher68 Posts: 38 Member
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    That "insatiable sexual desire", turns out, was satiable.
  • borst13
    borst13 Posts: 1,826 Member
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    He made bad dad jokes :)
  • excusekiller
    excusekiller Posts: 457
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    She was always so damn pretty! (thats all I got)
  • jkandktmom
    jkandktmom Posts: 1,010 Member
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    ALWAYS wore his sunglasses, even to bed.
  • ItsMeGee3
    ItsMeGee3 Posts: 13,255 Member
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    He didn't believe my excuses
  • borst13
    borst13 Posts: 1,826 Member
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    She was one of those people who don't put their shopping carts away
  • OhhNiff
    OhhNiff Posts: 1,397 Member
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    She yelled at me when I forgot to put my shopping cart back. :(
  • excusekiller
    excusekiller Posts: 457
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    She wouldn't let me ride in the cart while she shopped!
  • OhhNiff
    OhhNiff Posts: 1,397 Member
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    I totally would have, but you insisted I run through the aisles and I just wasn't in the mood.
  • excusekiller
    excusekiller Posts: 457
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    was never in the mood
  • mopar_lover
    mopar_lover Posts: 198
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    cause he's a guy.

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