Why did you dump the person above you?
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She was too stiff
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Turns out she was a secret agent looking to ruin my drug empire.0
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She failed to bed 0070
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Forgot who I was0
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I had to go away for a while0
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She didn't know how things for in one night stand0
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He made me shower with him in a claustrophobic shower stall.0
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She didn't like to shower together0
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He accidently shot me while jogging0
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she didn't like to get shot while jogging0
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He kept running away0
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Would not follow when i ran away0
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Making me clean her place nice for her selfies. :huh:0
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Hates cleaning0
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uses the metric system0
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Saw him with that lady in the pic.0
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She was into polka-dots with pink lace - sadly - I'm just not into that kind of thing. 0
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she refused to strut nude in heels0
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He wouldn't let me put my cold butt-cheeks against him in bed.0
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Her Butt cheeks were always freezing0
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I threatened to delete all his selfies from facebook & instagram0
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So silly she was always trying to smoke wood instead of tobacco or marijuana?!0
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I threatened to delete all his selfies from facebook & instagram
She kept using all my lipsticks.0 -
He wouldn't let me put my cold butt-cheeks against him in bed.
As a zombie it would be reasonable to have cold butt cheeks but the always wanting to eat my brains got to be a bit much.0 -
He wouldn't let me put my cold butt-cheeks against him in bed.
He always got into bed with that wet suit on!0 -
She always smelled like a campfire.0
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she kept pouting at me0
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She thought I was too moody0
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She was too hot!!0
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she was too hot. I kept burning my fingers.0
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