Why did you dump the person above you?

borst13 · June 2014

he crushed all my dreams

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus · June 2014

I threatened to delete all his selfies from facebook & instagram

I don't use either of those.

@borst:She didn't like my dreams

Phoenix__Rising · June 2014

Killed my fish.

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus · June 2014

Didn't eat fish

Phoenix__Rising · June 2014

Wanted me to eat fish.

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus · June 2014

Didn't eat the snake I cooked.

Phoenix__Rising · June 2014

He was just mean.

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus · June 2014

She liked only my mean side

Phoenix__Rising · June 2014

He didn't like my kinkiness.

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus · June 2014

Called the cops when I tied her to bed.

Phoenix__Rising · June 2014

Threw my cell phone away.

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus · June 2014

Used a droid.

Phoenix__Rising · June 2014

Apple snob.

1PatientBear · June 2014

Wouldn't put bananas in her mouth

Erin_goBrahScience · June 2014

He wouldn't share his honey pot.

jacques57 · June 2014

She was too animated

grillnchill · June 2014

she kept touching butts (tina reference)

L4manski · June 2014

She was too sassy!

sassyrayofsunshine · June 2014

so serious

1PatientBear · June 2014

Kept peppering me with her BB gun

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