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    Looking for a detox/cleanse?

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    • Posts: 2,272 Member
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      The irony of this post makes me smile.
      That is delicious isn't it. :)
      Low cal (as in zero substance) too.
    • Posts: 11,068 Member
      Beach Body just came out with an excellent detox program, its a 3 day one... Its called the 3 day refresh.... ... Its a great kick start for the summer!

      I LOL'd.
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      The irony of this post makes me smile.

      :happy:
    • Posts: 7,724 Member
      Stickying this post may be having the opposite effect to which it was intended...
    • Posts: 11,068 Member
      Stickying this post may be having the opposite effect to which it was intended...

      Although the comedy is pretty solid.
    • Posts: 7,724 Member
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      Although the comedy is pretty solid.

      OMFG
    • Posts: 34,415 Member
      Beach Body just came out with an excellent detox program, its a 3 day one... Its called the 3 day refresh.... ... Its a great kick start for the summer!

      You waited over three years to make your first ever MFP post...

      ...and it was about a 3-day cleanse...from BeachBody, no less...

      ...in a thread that explains why cleanses/detoxes are completely bogus and serve no meaningful purposes.

      :indifferent:



      I love you, MFP.

      Don't ever change.


      Don't. Ever. Change.
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    • Posts: 2,384 Member
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      You waited over three years to make your first ever MFP post...

      ...and it was about a 3-day cleanse...from BeachBody, no less...

      ...in a thread that explains why cleanses/detoxes are completely bogus and serve no meaningful purposes.

      :indifferent:

      I love you, MFP.

      Don't ever change.

      Don't. Ever. Change.

      Amen
    • Posts: 17 Member
      Saving for the great info
    • Posts: 1 Member
      Instead of detoxing, why not try a system that repairs your metabolism? I am a mom of very two active boys who had no energy. After starting this program, I am losing weight and have more energy for my boys. This system even helps with stabilizing blood sugar and curbs your appetite without starvation.
    • Posts: 562 Member
      Science for the win :)
    • Posts: 9,382 Member
      Instead of detoxing, why not try a system that repairs your metabolism? I am a mom of very two active boys who had no energy. After starting this program, I am losing weight and have more energy for my boys. This system even helps with stabilizing blood sugar and curbs your appetite without starvation.

      But doesn't mention what the program is.

      Hmmmm.

      Must be totally legit :laugh:
    • Posts: 18,781 Member
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      But doesn't mention what the program is.

      Hmmmm.

      Must be totally legit :laugh:

      I think it did, but got edited, she posted it in a few other places and her posts got deleted. Just another salesman.
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    • Posts: 9,382 Member
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      I think it did, but got edited, she posted it in a few other places and her posts got deleted. Just another salesman.

      Ahh, ok.

      I wondered what the point of spam without details was.

      I used to be on another forum and any such links got replaced with "advertising link removed by mods" - so readers could see what had happened.
    • Posts: 30 Member
      Hi everyone

      Does anyone know the total rapid body cleanse?
      I was think of doing it for 7 days. I need recommendations
    • Posts: 11,068 Member
      Hi everyone

      Does anyone know the total rapid body cleanse?
      I was think of doing it for 7 days. I need recommendations

      Hi. Did you bother to read the original post in this thread or did you just read the title?
    • Posts: 18,781 Member
      Hi everyone

      Does anyone know the total rapid body cleanse?
      I was think of doing it for 7 days. I need recommendations

      1. Go to page 1
      2. Read
      3. Repeat until understanding occurs.
    • Posts: 14,776 Member
      Hi everyone

      Does anyone know the total rapid body cleanse?
      I was think of doing it for 7 days. I need recommendations

      Could you tell us what it is about this cleanse that you think makes it different than those that the first post in this thread addresses?
    • Posts: 30 Member
      Thanks everyone. I just asked a question. No need to address this way. BTW I did read it and yes I totally understand all I did was ask a simply questions.

      Thanks :))
    • Posts: 11,068 Member
      Thanks everyone. I just asked a question. No need to address this way. BTW I did read it and yes I totally understand all I did was ask a simply questions.

      Thanks :))

      If you read the original post, do you disagree with it?

      That's fine if you do, but I'd be curious why?

      It would appear that you disagree with it because after you read the post, you then asked for recommendations for a particular detox/cleanse.
    • Posts: 4 Member
      Hey MFPers.

      With the rapid increase of new users there are many posts coming up asking for detox recommendations. I figured this would be a good time to provide some links explaining why you generally don't need to detox or cleanse.

      Your body is readily equipped to handle toxins and in the event it cannot, you're in far greater need of medical attention than you are of any particular beverage or liquid diet.

      For purposes of weight loss, you're essentially choosing to replace food with liquid calories (depending on the cleanse, but most fall under this category) resulting in what usually amounts to a VLCD. This isn't typically a good idea for a variety of reasons (mood, hunger signaling, skeletal muscle maintenance, performance) and moreover it represents yet another short-cut attempt rather than establishing proper habits.

      The intent of my post isn't to insult anyone who comes here with the misinformed belief that they should detox/cleanse. The purpose is to provide information to hopefully save someone the wasted time, money, and potential ill health effects, not to mention the likely weight regain.

      Please read the following links:


      http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/821828-detoxes-and-cleanses
      http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/927327-cleanse-why-you-are-lucky-they-don-t-work
      http://www.burnthefatinnercircle.com/members/colon-cleansing-scam.cfm
      http://www.biolayne.com/nutrition/detox-diet-scams-and-product-scams-get-called-out-by-real-scientists/
      http://www.sciencebasedmedicine.org/fashionable-toxins/
      http://www.sciencebasedmedicine.org/toxins-the-new-evil-humours/
      http://theness.com/neurologicablog/index.php/the-detox-scam/
      http://sciencebasedpharmacy.wordpress.com/2013/01/04/the-detox-delusion/
    • Posts: 4 Member
      I use AdvoCare Herbal Cleanse. It works wonderful. good and easy, no explosions...LOL!
    • Posts: 9,382 Member
      Stickying this post may be having the opposite effect to which it was intended...

      Yes. As evidenced by post above.
    • Posts: 34,415 Member
      I use AdvoCare Herbal Cleanse. It works wonderful. good and easy, no explosions...LOL!

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    • Posts: 1,842 Member
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      Haha I'm sure there's a gif for this!
    • Posts: 5,754 Member
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      Haha I'm sure there's a gif for this!
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    • Posts: 1,842 Member
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    • Posts: 296 Member
      Late to the party as usual but I love this thread and mfp because I can question cleansing without a **** storm and defriending occurring.
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