Why did you dump the person above you?
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She was all about the Rocky Road.
I was all about the Chunky Monkey!!!
Just didn't work out0 -
She head butted me before i could spank her0
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Played the drums 24/7 and made me deaf.0
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Didn't like music0
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Spent too long taking pictures of herself in the bathroom when I really needed a wee.0
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Doesn't share bathrooms with others0
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because I thought the next poster and I would last forever.0
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Too interested in bathrooms0
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She dumped me! ????0
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kept breaking the bed0
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I had hair envy!0
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She had a rule: NO MOTORBOATS.0
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Didn't like my lady humps.0
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kept showing me her back when I just wanted to camel riding with her humps0
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He thought I was a pinata0
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Wouldn't share her candy0
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Forced me to eat her candy0
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Never let me see his face0
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He was suspicious of candy. Maybe I should have made him a treat with Stevia?
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Her innocence caught me off guard when she pulled out the whip, I was surprised.0
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She didn't like a good girl misbehaving sometimes . Her loss. :P
I gave her a whip as a parting gift though. (I had an extra)0 -
She wanted to feed me stevia0
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Mis-spelled my name on his new tattoo.0
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He fed me questionable meat0
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Didn't like me cooking meat in pork fat .0
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Used me to weight train. :huh:0
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She force fed me pie (not really but I have to blame someone).
Lemon-Buttermilk pie, you pervs. Jeesh.0 -
Didn't like my cooking - I had to force her to eat the pie I baked especially for her. That was the last straw.0
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scratched my car0
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Wouldn't stop singing that Katy Perry Firework song.0
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