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    so the 50 shades of grey trailer is out...

    Posts: 8,646 Member
    edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
    Meh. It's gonna be so lame if it ends up at just R...

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    • Posts: 5,044 Member
      Probably on Netflix in a month!!
    • Posts: 15,228 Member
      Hahaha!

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    • Posts: 1,358 Member
      I just hope who they picked lives up to the role and does justice. He does not look like a dominating man to me.
    • Posts: 340 Member
      That guy that plays Christian is really hot. Might be worth torturing myself with this awful story to watch lol
    • Posts: 5,276 Member
      Bet there wont be a dry seat in the house.
    • Posts: 1,918 Member
      Meh. It's gonna be so lame if it ends up at just R...

      Does it come with a free tub of vagina cream?
    • Posts: 3,128 Member
      I'm just going to stand outside the doors to the theatre with a whip and some handcuffs and wink as everyone walks out.
    • Posts: 572 Member
      I watched the trailer and I think the guy they chose for Christian is awful. He does not come off as controlling and domineering. He just felt kind of pathetic. Not how I pictured Christian at all. I'm okay with Ana. She at least seems to be in tune with her character.
    • Posts: 31 Member
      The books were terrible and lame. Can't imagine the movie will be any good.
    • Posts: 997 Member
      My imagination is better! Ill stick with what my mind thinks he looks like
    • Posts: 357 Member
      Bet there wont be a dry seat in the house.

      Agreed. Prepare for the news story of someone "going at it" in the theater for this and getting caught.
    • Posts: 1,358 Member
      I watched the trailer and I think the guy they chose for Christian is awful. He does not come off as controlling and domineering. He just felt kind of pathetic. Not how I pictured Christian at all. I'm okay with Ana. She at least seems to be in tune with her character.

      She's supposed to be ordinary.. I agree about the guy for Christian.
    • Posts: 1,597 Member
      I didn't read the books but I would have thought Christian would have been cast as a more manly looking dude. Oh well, I'm only going to go see this because my wife will probably make me. Should I fake cancer or a sore tooth to get out of going to see it? Decisions.
    • Posts: 1,489 Member
      My Inner Goddess is telling me that I'll hate it as much as the book...and I do agree with a lot of people that the casting is completely off.
    • Posts: 3,731 Member
      I didn't read the books because I prefer my porn to be live action in my boyfriend's king sized bed...but that being said, the dude looks like a puppy dog. He doesn't look at all like the character he's trying to portray.
    • Posts: 1,358 Member

      Agreed. Prepare for the news story of someone "going at it" in the theater for this and getting caught.

      lmaooo like the couple that got arrested yesterday for doing it on a Florida beach in front of kids
    • Posts: 12
      I can't wait! Looks like it may have possibility...
    • Posts: 2,403 Member
      I heard that the movie is just two hours of this.

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    • Posts: 17,525 Member
      I watched the trailer and I think the guy they chose for Christian is awful. He does not come off as controlling and domineering. He just felt kind of pathetic. Not how I pictured Christian at all. I'm okay with Ana. She at least seems to be in tune with her character.

      It showed up on my facebook page.

      I have not read the books. I hear it was fairly vanilla in terms of sex literature- so I kind of really haven't been interested- but I know little of them- and I felt his character appeared very anemic for a lot of reason.

      She seemed pretty good- but yeah- he was a big.fat.meh.

      I felt like his character needed to be completely comitted one way or the other- either bigger/more ripped- more fit (he isn't fit looking at all despite the "workout" scene of him running on the docks all hooded up (seriously- no one runs like that- you'd die from running into texters)

      OR- be a slightly portly fellow- unassuming but powerful but not physically so. He had zero personal zest what so ever.
    • Posts: 1,597 Member
      I didn't read the books because I prefer my porn to be live action in my boyfriend's king sized bed...but that being said, the dude looks like a puppy dog. He doesn't look at all like the character he's trying to portray.

      You obviously haven't been introduced to German porn.
    • Posts: 1,358 Member
      I didn't read the books but I would have thought Christian would have been cast as a more manly looking dude. Oh well, I'm only going to go see this because my wife will probably make me. Should I fake cancer or a sore tooth to get out of going to see it? Decisions.

      No go.. and then remind her you went on March 17th..:laugh: :laugh:
    • Posts: 2,561 Member
      I posted about this earlier on my newsfeed earlier today.

      Horrible. Looks boring. Actors are really average-looking, especially the dude. I have no clue who either of those actors even are. I never read the books all the way through because they were so badly written and I honestly hated the characters, especially Anastasia. It's also a huge misrepresentation of the BDSM lifestyle to the point where it sort of pisses me off. If I want to read some good BDSM, I can get it for free online - and it'll be much better quality and WAY more accurate - and preferably with no women involved. :)

      I was actually excited about the trailer just because of the steamy factor, but it was just a huge disappointment. I don't find the guy playing Christian attractive at all, and the girl playing Anastasia looks too old for that role.

      Just...bad, bad, bad.
    • Posts: 212 Member
      movie will suck as much as the book did
    • Posts: 212 Member
      The books were terrible and lame. Can't imagine the movie will be any good.

      I could not agree with you more! I wish i could get back the time I wasted reading the first one!
    • Posts: 552 Member
      The book was so bad (I barely read it. I flipped through looking for the "wild and hot sex scenes" and didn't find anything remotely shocking). So I am guessing the movie will be really, really vanilla and lame as well.

      I will say though that the author had one heck of a marketing agent and I can only hope to have someone like that working for me when I get my book published.
    • Posts: 2,819 Member
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    • Posts: 8,646 Member
      I bet all these haters listen to Nickelback.
    • Posts: 599 Member
      If anyone wants to read GOOD kink, I'm just gonna leave my copy of The Marketplace by Laura Antoniou here....
    • Posts: 5,276 Member
      Why can't everyone just watch hardcore porn like normal folk? So much more to the point with less vaginal wording.
    • Posts: 5,276 Member
      I bet all these haters listen to Nickelback.
      All The Right Reasons is a decent driving album...
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