Why did you dump the person above you?

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  • northbanu
    northbanu Posts: 366 Member
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    She refused to get along with my wife
  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
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    I found out he was married and got along better with her.
  • northbanu
    northbanu Posts: 366 Member
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    Oh my god, the BREATHING! Constantly, day and night. Inhale, exhale, inhale exhale. Over and over again. Just couldn't take it anymore.
  • OhhNiff
    OhhNiff Posts: 1,397 Member
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    He left his beard trimmings in the sink.
  • sw33tp3a11
    sw33tp3a11 Posts: 4,646 Member
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    She never drank in water
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    She was missing the top half of her head
  • LadyRN76
    LadyRN76 Posts: 4,275 Member
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    She wouldn't share her pillows.
  • OhhNiff
    OhhNiff Posts: 1,397 Member
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    She shared her pillows with EVERYONE. Hmph.
  • LadyRN76
    LadyRN76 Posts: 4,275 Member
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    My pillows don't get shared "Niff...you know that...

    They can look..but they can't touch...that's why I carry a taser...and a .38 if that doesn't work :wink:
  • OhhNiff
    OhhNiff Posts: 1,397 Member
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    But technically speaking I didn't dump you either, so just play along. ;)
  • Girlg0yle
    Girlg0yle Posts: 131 Member
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    It wasn't her it was me
  • OhhNiff
    OhhNiff Posts: 1,397 Member
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    It was her, not me.
  • LadyRN76
    LadyRN76 Posts: 4,275 Member
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    Oh fine 'Niff...

    She wouldn't leave the gargoyles out of the house..
  • DenDweller
    DenDweller Posts: 1,438 Member
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    I could no longer afford her. I got laid off from my job as a pillow salesman. I didn't make quota.
  • LadyRN76
    LadyRN76 Posts: 4,275 Member
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    I could no longer afford her. I got laid off from my job as a pillow salesman. I didn't make quota.

    ROFLMAO
  • islander_2013
    islander_2013 Posts: 13,378 Member
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    because she told me gross stories..lol
  • OhhNiff
    OhhNiff Posts: 1,397 Member
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    Because he was grossed out by my lover and I talking about our pillow fortress sexiness.
  • LadyRN76
    LadyRN76 Posts: 4,275 Member
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    Ask and ye shall receive islander.....

    and furthermore..I dumped you...because you didn't like my stories...

    and then I ran back "Niff....and my Pillow fortress....so HA!
  • islander_2013
    islander_2013 Posts: 13,378 Member
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    i liked the first one..lmao
  • OhhNiff
    OhhNiff Posts: 1,397 Member
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    Because I didn't see the first one. Haha.

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