Ridiculous crime the above poster was arrested for???

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Chalk_Slinger
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Well, what did the person do?
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  • Andy_83
    Andy_83 Posts: 270
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    Dressed as a ghost and kept jumping out at people in a graveyard at night
  • Chalk_Slinger
    Chalk_Slinger Posts: 1,012
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    tried selling that mountain behind him to a foreign dignitary
  • oOoBLUEoOo
    oOoBLUEoOo Posts: 40
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    Was caught shoplifting My Little Ponies... again :noway:

    P.S. I had the owl's consent. Still don't understand what the problem was :drinker:
  • CharlieMurtagh
    CharlieMurtagh Posts: 1,742 Member
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    walking around with an owl on their head
  • Chalk_Slinger
    Chalk_Slinger Posts: 1,012
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    party crashing an 8 year olds birthday to use the bouncy castle
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,770 Member
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    Impersonating a mall cop.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Using her Bikinis as Deadly weapons! :D
  • GDLAZ
    GDLAZ Posts: 3,785 Member
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    Stole toilet seats from a public restroom.
  • cakebatter07
    cakebatter07 Posts: 814 Member
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    hypnotizes people with her eyes to steal things for her.
  • Slendermike
    Slendermike Posts: 1,776 Member
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    flashed to vice president's son
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
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    Allowed an unlicensed canine to operate a motor vehicle
  • Chalk_Slinger
    Chalk_Slinger Posts: 1,012
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    choking a sock puppet to death for disagreeing with her politcal views and also assault and battery on the owner's arm
  • GDLAZ
    GDLAZ Posts: 3,785 Member
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    Kidnapped Ozzy's makeup artist
  • michael1976_ca
    michael1976_ca Posts: 3,488 Member
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    went shopping after the store closed to avoid the crowds and paying
  • CharlieMurtagh
    CharlieMurtagh Posts: 1,742 Member
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    dressing up as a woman and going into stores
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
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    Selling people invisible shorts on the boardwalk!
  • Slendermike
    Slendermike Posts: 1,776 Member
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    selling ground parsley telling people its weed
  • mybeesknees
    mybeesknees Posts: 633
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    Crashing celebrity weddings while disguised as their dead loved one.
  • Slendermike
    Slendermike Posts: 1,776 Member
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    Crashing celebrity weddings while disguised as their dead loved one.

    NICE lol
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
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    Going into the Local Police Station, and placing an order at the intercom for sugar coated jelly doughnuts, and coffee!

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