Gym Nipples

PurringMyrrh
PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
edited March 3 in Chit-Chat
Inspired by a comment I saw in a different thread...my girls were rockin' the last several times I went. "Like wth ladies, there's not even anyone here to show off for - it's just us and the weights", but they didn't care or listen, just kept on keepin' on. I thought it was just my body being weird, but now I know others could cut glass during a workout too. Why oh why? Not limited to women obviously as I've a feeling it happens to guys too (although man-nips seem to always be at attention). What gives? Science me please.
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  • Joannah700
    Joannah700 Posts: 2,665 Member
    I imagine it has something to do with blood flow.

    But until someone more scientifically minded answers the question, might I recommend these:

    41IOJReTkeL._SP160,160,0,T_.jpg
  • JoRocka
    JoRocka Posts: 17,525 Member
    happens to a lot of people- frequently.

    I would assume the same- blood flow- but I have no real evidence or thoughts past that- I just wear a sports bra over a standard day bra- problem solved.

    But this brings up a second question.. what do men call their errect nipples? do they get a gender specific pronoun like ours?
  • valkaree
    valkaree Posts: 519 Member
    happens to a lot of people- frequently.

    I would assume the same- blood flow- but I have no real evidence or thoughts past that- I just wear a sports bra over a standard day bra- problem solved.

    But this brings up a second question.. what do men call their errect nipples? do they get a gender specific pronoun like ours?

    I call mine useless
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    Noooo! They aren't useless! They're super fun and entertaining to play with. Come here... *pats lap*
  • jacques57
    jacques57 Posts: 2,129 Member
    I imagine it has something to do with blood flow.

    But until someone more scientifically minded answers the question, might I recommend these:

    41IOJReTkeL._SP160,160,0,T_.jpg

    You are NOT being helpful.
  • patrickblo13
    patrickblo13 Posts: 831 Member
    I have the same problem *sigh*
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    this thread will look great on my wall...
  • JoRocka
    JoRocka Posts: 17,525 Member
    happens to a lot of people- frequently.

    I would assume the same- blood flow- but I have no real evidence or thoughts past that- I just wear a sports bra over a standard day bra- problem solved.

    But this brings up a second question.. what do men call their errect nipples? do they get a gender specific pronoun like ours?

    I call mine useless

    We like to call that TOAB.

    bonus points to those who figure it out.
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    I've even read on here that hard man-nips can get raw during cardio from clothing rubbing on them. Poor things.
  • Kamikazeflutterby
    Kamikazeflutterby Posts: 770 Member
    this thread will look great on my wall...

    If only you could put it next to "stop beating it like you stole something."
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    I imagine it has something to do with blood flow.

    But until someone more scientifically minded answers the question, might I recommend these:

    41IOJReTkeL._SP160,160,0,T_.jpg
    Ha, I've seen some called Breast Petals too that look like little bandaid flowers.

    Maybe I could go the Lady Gaga route and use electrical tape...
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
    happens to a lot of people- frequently.

    I would assume the same- blood flow- but I have no real evidence or thoughts past that- I just wear a sports bra over a standard day bra- problem solved.

    But this brings up a second question.. what do men call their errect nipples? do they get a gender specific pronoun like ours?

    I call mine useless

    We like to call that TOAB.

    bonus points to those who figure it out.

    Does TOAB = "t!ts on a boy"? My dad used to use that euphemism.
  • Kamikazeflutterby
    Kamikazeflutterby Posts: 770 Member
    I imagine it has something to do with blood flow.

    But until someone more scientifically minded answers the question, might I recommend these:

    41IOJReTkeL._SP160,160,0,T_.jpg
    Ha, I've seen some called Breast Petals too that look like little bandaid flowers.

    Maybe I could go the Lady Gaga route and use electrical tape...

    Leave poor planning for tape ripping to the drunk college girl crowd.

    duct-tape3.jpg
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    happens to a lot of people- frequently.

    I would assume the same- blood flow- but I have no real evidence or thoughts past that- I just wear a sports bra over a standard day bra- problem solved.

    But this brings up a second question.. what do men call their errect nipples? do they get a gender specific pronoun like ours?
    B
    I call mine useless

    We like to call that TOAB.

    bonus points to those who figure it out.
    As useless as Tits On A Bull...
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  • valkaree
    valkaree Posts: 519 Member
    I tape a pad onto mine if they get raw. Looks funny under my shirt but works great. Good conversation starter with the ladies too
  • WhatAnAss
    WhatAnAss Posts: 1,598 Member
    this thread will look great on my wall...

    In for a great looking wall!
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    I tape a pad onto mine if they get raw. Looks funny under my shirt but works great. Good conversation starter with the ladies too
    Like an overnighter with wings? Hawt.
  • DBoone85
    DBoone85 Posts: 916 Member
    In for wall nipples....
  • Iceberg_Simpson
    Iceberg_Simpson Posts: 737 Member
    this thread will look great on my wall...

    I just want it on mine too.

    I want to see what comments my friends put underneath the title.
  • Galatea_Stone
    Galatea_Stone Posts: 2,037 Member
    I imagine it has something to do with blood flow.

    But until someone more scientifically minded answers the question, might I recommend these:

    41IOJReTkeL._SP160,160,0,T_.jpg

    You can see those through clothes, so instead of natural-looking pointies, you end up with swollen-looking lumpies. BTDT.
  • ponycyndi
    ponycyndi Posts: 858 Member
    I can't understand why this thread is here...they're nipples. Everyone has them. If you're offended by them, don't look!
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    happens to a lot of people- frequently.

    I would assume the same- blood flow- but I have no real evidence or thoughts past that- I just wear a sports bra over a standard day bra- problem solved.

    But this brings up a second question.. what do men call their errect nipples? do they get a gender specific pronoun like ours?

    I call mine useless

    We like to call that TOAB.

    bonus points to those who figure it out.

    It's not Acronym Friday. :mad:
  • Joannah700
    Joannah700 Posts: 2,665 Member
    I imagine it has something to do with blood flow.

    But until someone more scientifically minded answers the question, might I recommend these:

    41IOJReTkeL._SP160,160,0,T_.jpg

    You can see those through clothes, so instead of natural-looking pointies, you end up with swollen-looking lumpies. BTDT.

    It depends on the material. Thin material, yes. A slightly thicker material, nope. I admit, before you use them you have to look in the mirror and do the sideways/walk into the light/cha cha before judging it can work or not.
  • mantium999
    mantium999 Posts: 1,490 Member
    I can't understand why this thread is here...they're nipples. Everyone has them. If you're offended by them, don't look!

    I see no discussion of anyone being offended. Are we reading the same thing?
  • Legs_McGee
    Legs_McGee Posts: 843 Member
    I imagine it has something to do with blood flow.

    But until someone more scientifically minded answers the question, might I recommend these:

    41IOJReTkeL._SP160,160,0,T_.jpg

    You can see those through clothes, so instead of natural-looking pointies, you end up with swollen-looking lumpies. BTDT.

    In for swollen looking lumpies.
  • summertime_girl
    summertime_girl Posts: 3,945 Member
    Everyone has nipples. Who cares if they look like they can cut glass? I don't try to hide 'em.
  • valkaree
    valkaree Posts: 519 Member
    I imagine it has something to do with blood flow.

    But until someone more scientifically minded answers the question, might I recommend these:

    41IOJReTkeL._SP160,160,0,T_.jpg

    You can see those through clothes, so instead of natural-looking pointies, you end up with swollen-looking lumpies. BTDT.

    In for swollen looking lumpies.

    Those are exactly what my nipples look like. If I wore them it would look like a double scoop ice cream cone.
  • MelsAuntie
    MelsAuntie Posts: 2,833 Member
    happens to a lot of people- frequently.

    I would assume the same- blood flow- but I have no real evidence or thoughts past that- I just wear a sports bra over a standard day bra- problem solved.

    But this brings up a second question.. what do men call their errect nipples? do they get a gender specific pronoun like ours?

    I call mine useless

    We like to call that TOAB.

    bonus points to those who figure it out.


    "T%-ts On A Boar". Gimme my binus points. :)
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    Everyone has nipples. Who cares if they look like they can cut glass? I don't try to hide 'em.
    And I hope you never do! :bigsmile: :flowerforyou:
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