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If we had a zombie apocalypse what is your strength?

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  • PatheticNoetic
    PatheticNoetic Posts: 905
    I seem harmless, so you'll trust me, right up until the point where I take you out and steal all your *kitten*. Assuming the husband survives, it will probably actually be him that takes you out while I'm distracting you.

    I'm teaming up with you.
  • fredgiblet
    fredgiblet Posts: 241 Member
    I have a number of guns and a fair amount of ammo. Plus a month or so worth of canned food if I conserve.
  • _AwesomeSauce_
    _AwesomeSauce_ Posts: 96
    I'm a zombie, and coincidentally, like tasty and tender folk who wouldn't mind chewing on some hotties *kitten*.
  • Erica_theRedhead
    Erica_theRedhead Posts: 724 Member
    I used to play softball, so give me a bat and I will literally bust some zombie heads!! I'm also a pretty good judge of character (no tolerance for the Governor), and have medical training.

    The only thing missing is the ability to hunt, which I will learn from someone else. However when that person inevitably perishes, I am able to sever emotional ties pretty quickly and can move on.

    Look on the bright side, when you're scavenging for your next meal there's no need to count calories!
  • BraveNewdGirl
    BraveNewdGirl Posts: 937 Member
    Layin' it all out!

    Strengths:

    Intelligence. Will recognize zeeks for what they are and will not waver on putting them (or other threats) down.
    Ability to compartmentalize and act out of necessity.
    Solid aim with both a bow and handgun. (I can only assume I'll be passable with a crossbow too.)
    Physical strength.
    High pain tolerance.
    Strong swimming skills. (Can hold breath for well over a minute).
    Some medical training.
    Fiercely loyal/protective. Will not leave others behind unless there are no other options.


    Weaknesses:

    Endurance isn't where it should be. Some motivation may be required. (Please note: Not being a zeek Snack-Pack is probably sufficient motivation.)
    Potential agitator. Will dissent or break ranks if leadership appears to be making lousy choices.
    No desire to lead or follow. Outsider of sorts.
  • Go_Mizzou99
    Go_Mizzou99 Posts: 2,628 Member
    I am an engineer. You all will need me and my skills. You are owned.

    Get me a beer - NOW!
  • sentaruu
    sentaruu Posts: 2,206 Member
    I've got a whole lotta bang.
  • s1rens0ng
    s1rens0ng Posts: 127 Member
    Im great with a pencil! I could draw there attention and poke there eyes out ?

    or

    I could round house there heads.. im not running , that would be more dangerous :tongue:
  • hazeljordan1974
    hazeljordan1974 Posts: 107 Member
    Wow! There is quite a team here on MFP - who knew?

    I guess another strength of mine is my murderous streak when I'm hungry - I imagine in the apocalypse food will be hard to come by so I will be in constant "attack" mode!
  • mantium999
    mantium999 Posts: 1,499 Member
    I can pick off a fly with a rubber band from across the room
  • some_betty
    some_betty Posts: 322 Member
    Lobster Hypnosis. Should work on Zombies.
  • Nessiechickie
    Nessiechickie Posts: 1,392 Member
    I had to leave, come back, leave, come back to think of a strength
    and really i can't think of a darn thing..... just leave me behind.:sad:
  • sentaruu
    sentaruu Posts: 2,206 Member
    nah, you're cute enough to keep around
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,313 Member
    Good thread.....Back from the Dead
  • jacques57
    jacques57 Posts: 2,129 Member
    A firm grasp of reality.
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
    I have no problem, hunting, skinning, and gutting whatever I catch. Have all the basic survival skills, and then some!

    This girl can get dropped in the middle of the woods, and get out alive!!
  • dlkorsak
    dlkorsak Posts: 60
    I own a good amount of firearms
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 194,287 Member
    My Brain & I'm a bit of a BadA$$! :bigsmile:
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,515 Member
    In my head I'm a zombie mercenary but in reality I'd probably just be bait
  • Joannah700
    Joannah700 Posts: 2,669 Member
    I make awesome pie from scratch.

    That's it really.

    But everyone say's it's SUPER awesome.

    :cry:

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