Whats the worst thing a woman can say to a man.

Is it in?

Worst response for that to say to a woman: "I don't know"

"It's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway."

Driving a bicycle into an airplane hanger...

*snort* I haven't heard that one - good one.

My personal favourite

"It's like waving your arm in a warm room"

This round goes to adowe...

"Hi honey I'm home "

"We need to talk"

just start laughing when you see him naked. or "aww, it's so cute"

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"Deeper!"

-is that it
-is it in yet
-are you done yet
-pass me the remote im missing the soaps
(during sex)

oh man that is awful

My wife actually asks me this

"Am I as fat as her?"


IT's a Trap!

My wife actually asks me this

"Am I as fat as her?"


IT's a Trap!

No, fatter!

RIP BFDeal

It's not the best i've had

It's so cute...we'll try to make do

Is it in?

Really? This is the *WORST* thing a woman could say to a man....? Are you *sure* about that? Do you want to rethink it?

I'm thinking "I just murdered your entire family" ranks higher. Hell, even, "I just crapped in your jacuzzi" is probably a few pegs higher up the list... unless you are *really* that sensitive about your sexual prowess. If that's the case, then...I apologize. Carry on.

Because this is a fun and games forum? It's not a serious thread lol.

There's nothing "fun and games" about crapping in a jacuzzi, sir. The moisture, the heat...it's the perfect breeding ground for just about anything - in fact, that's pretty close to how we got life on this planet. "Primordial ooze"...Think about it. Before you know it, some lesser life form will climb out of that hot tub and start to evolve. Slowly at first, we wont even notice it, but eventually it'll grow and learn. Waiting, lurking in the shadows, until one day, it emerges, superior in every way and prepared to take over this planet. We'll be subjugated by the thing that rose from the black lagoon that was YOUR whirlpool. If you'd just taken this a bit more seriously, you could have saved this planet. This falls on you.
tsk tsk tsk

Is it in?

Really? This is the *WORST* thing a woman could say to a man....? Are you *sure* about that? Do you want to rethink it?

I'm thinking "I just murdered your entire family" ranks higher. Hell, even, "I just crapped in your jacuzzi" is probably a few pegs higher up the list... unless you are *really* that sensitive about your sexual prowess. If that's the case, then...I apologize. Carry on.

Ha ha, I'd be much more upset if someone crapped in my jacuzzi than if they sexually insulted me.

You are a superior being. :drinker:

Is it in?

Really? This is the *WORST* thing a woman could say to a man....? Are you *sure* about that? Do you want to rethink it?

I'm thinking "I just murdered your entire family" ranks higher. Hell, even, "I just crapped in your jacuzzi" is probably a few pegs higher up the list... unless you are *really* that sensitive about your sexual prowess. If that's the case, then...I apologize. Carry on.

Because this is a fun and games forum? It's not a serious thread lol.

There's nothing "fun and games" about crapping in a jacuzzi, sir. The moisture, the heat...it's the perfect breeding ground for just about anything - in fact, that's pretty close to how we got life on this planet. "Primordial ooze"...Think about it. Before you know it, some lesser life form will climb out of that hot tub and start to evolve. Slowly at first, we wont even notice it, but eventually it'll grow and learn. Waiting, lurking in the shadows, until one day, it emerges, superior in every way and prepared to take over this planet. We'll be subjugated by the thing that rose from the black lagoon that was YOUR whirlpool. If you'd just taken this a bit more seriously, you could have saved this planet. This falls on you.
tsk tsk tsk

In situations like this, I rely on the wisdom of Will Rogers.

I stick with, Honey we need to talk!!!. You know its not going to be good.

Whats yours??

It does not mean, sit down and talk... it means sit down and listen while I tell you all the ways you've been f*cking up lately.... LOL