Whats the worst thing a woman can say to a man.
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"So....I had a nice long chat with your wife today."
^^^ This.
"I don't really like bending over for that."0 -
NO!!! (applicable to any circumstance)0
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I accidently put petrol in your diesel tank x0
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Where are you going?0
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What?! That's it??0
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It's not you, it's me x0
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Sorry but the Falcons are playing0
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"I picked up these wedding magazines, which dress do you think I should wear for our wedding, what do you think our kids will look like? Gosh I can't believe I was so lucky to have met you yesterday!"
Don't know if that is the worst or just insane0 -
You cannot afford to date me.0
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I boinkd ted0
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You're all wrong, the worst thing a woman can say to a man is "I'm sorry I won't be able to make your death quicker".0
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"I'm fine!" - she really isn't!
"No, it's alright!" - probably wise to stop doing whatever it is you were about to do.0 -
You cannot afford to date me.
I wish they'd just say that at the start. "Thanks for the warning. Bye!"0 -
Honey, remember that sore I was telling you about?0
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Oopsie...guess who'se gonna be a daddy...?!
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you done?0
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you have a small smelly peen0
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I've had better.0
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"I picked up these wedding magazines, which dress do you think I should wear for our wedding, what do you think our kids will look like? Gosh I can't believe I was so lucky to have met you yesterday!"
Don't know if that is the worst or just insane
lol a little of both? :laugh: :huh:0 -
I am your number one fan. There is nothing to worry about. You are going to be just fine. I am your number one fan.
And don't even think about anybody coming for you. Not the doctors, not your agent, not your family. 'Cause I never called them. Nobody knows you're here. And you better hope nothing happens to me. Because if I die... you die.
I thought you were good Paul... but you're not good. You're just another lying ol' dirty birdy.
I have this gun. Sometimes I think about using it. I'd better go now. I might put bullets in it.
(stephen king - someone who had a lot more imagination as to think "is it in yet?" is the worst thing a woman could say to a man....)
ETA: actually, it's not so much about *what* was said, more about how bat excrement murderously crazy the person saying it is....0 -
I am your number one fan. There is nothing to worry about. You are going to be just fine. I am your number one fan.
And don't even think about anybody coming for you. Not the doctors, not your agent, not your family. 'Cause I never called them. Nobody knows you're here. And you better hope nothing happens to me. Because if I die... you die.
I thought you were good Paul... but you're not good. You're just another lying ol' dirty birdy.
I have this gun. Sometimes I think about using it. I'd better go now. I might put bullets in it.
BWAAHAAAHAA0 -
You're so emotional.0
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" I burned all your S*^% while you were out...... 1/2 hour later..... I love you we were ment to be together. Shreek! Shreek! Sheeek!0
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