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How did we miss this:
"I don't want to drink diet soda, it's evil, what can I drink?"
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: sooo flipping funny!!!!
"If I cut out peanuts can I lose 15.98072 pounds by my party next Wednesday at 4 pm?"
Cause its all true :drinker:0 -
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xxYourMFPFriendxx burned 2500 calories doing activities including "food prep."
WHAT? Unless you're cleaning a deer or similar...
LMAO!! I was just going to add this one:
XYZ burned 12,789 calories doing 60 minutes of cleaning, light.
That's another one that drives me crazy! I don't even like to log yard work no matter how many bags of mulch I move around.0 -
OMG!!! I weigh 125 and am 5'10". I'm SO FAT!!!! I wish I could get back to 120 where I feel SO skinny!!!! Maybe I'll get there if I fast for 6 days and take raspberry ketones and do this body cleanse. I'm also only 19!!! I have to lose this weight before I turn 20 and my life ENDS!!!!0
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OMG!!! I weigh 125 and am 5'10". I'm SO FAT!!!! I wish I could get back to 120 where I feel SO skinny!!!! Maybe I'll get there if I fast for 6 days and take raspberry ketones and do this body cleanse. I'm also only 19!!! I have to lose this weight before I turn 20 and my life ENDS!!!!
Oh my god, nobody told me life ends at 20... I am 10 years out of date. I was beginning to wonder what that funny smell was.0 -
That's another one that drives me crazy! I don't even like to log yard work no matter how many bags of mulch I move around.
Yeah...I just consider it a bonus, but it makes me lol whenever I see it on my feed.0 -
OMG!!! I weigh 125 and am 5'10". I'm SO FAT!!!! I wish I could get back to 120 where I feel SO skinny!!!! Maybe I'll get there if I fast for 6 days and take raspberry ketones and do this body cleanse. I'm also only 19!!! I have to lose this weight before I turn 20 and my life ENDS!!!!
Oh my god, nobody told me life ends at 20... I am 10 years out of date. I was beginning to wonder what that funny smell was.
geez I'm 20 years out of date - i should have recycled once0 -
"I know you can't spot-reduce, but how do I reduce fat from this one spot on my body?"
omg thissssss hahaha0 -
"Oooh I can really feel this cleanse working! After I got past the headaches and dizzyness, I can tell this is going to be great for my body! I definitely won't gain all this weight back plus some after I stop!"0
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Juicing is better than just eating fruits and vegetables because all of the nutrients are packed into the juice.
'Insert fad shake diet' gives me so much more energy and works when just calories counting did not and I had tried everything else! This is NOT a waste of money.0 -
OMG!!! I weigh 125 and am 5'10". I'm SO FAT!!!! I wish I could get back to 120 where I feel SO skinny!!!! Maybe I'll get there if I fast for 6 days and take raspberry ketones and do this body cleanse. I'm also only 19!!! I have to lose this weight before I turn 20 and my life ENDS!!!!
^ this plus, my mom makes me eat normal food even when I am trying to fast for days and now she took my phone away.0 -
OMG!!! I weigh 125 and am 5'10". I'm SO FAT!!!! I wish I could get back to 120 where I feel SO skinny!!!! Maybe I'll get there if I fast for 6 days and take raspberry ketones and do this body cleanse. I'm also only 19!!! I have to lose this weight before I turn 20 and my life ENDS!!!!
^ this plus, my mom makes me eat normal food even when I am trying to fast for days and now she took my phone away.
I remember this one... kept me entertained for hours.0 -
In for the giggles0
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OK so to be serious for a moment. I think my husband is cheating on me and this has triggered a lot of emotional eating and I'm in a very very very dark place. So I need some advice, what do you think my macros should be? Keep in mind I'm having my TOM and doing 1200 calories so we're pretty much limited to eating clean here. Like this morning for example I had some vegan honey on drizzled on a marshmallow. All this doesn't explain why I gained 2lbs overnight!!!!! I mean I've been doing the 30 Day Shred, P90X, Insanity, hot yoga, and light cleaning for 4 days and I haven't lost anything.
OMG LMFAO!!!! Yes, yes you are awesome!!0
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