what did your last text message say?

WhatAnAss · September 2014

Mine was from the bff...cooking out before the game if you wanna come over

Anahita_Swims · September 2014

"your messages are so funny! what time you finish swimming? Fancy small glass of wine after my eyelashes"

if you include imessages

"plenty of fish..." from my best mate

well yeah..

_SantaClause · September 2014

Okay.

SugarBabyGirl · September 2014

"Your mobility bill is available at... "

JustFindingMe · September 2014

Can you drop it off after 5pm?

PrizePopple · September 2014

"Are we cleaning up the slinks house today? Or, are you already home with the kids?"

He meant "skink", the lizard that is one of the pets in DD2's class at school, but clearly his phone wanted to autocorrect.

bassman92 · September 2014

I'm in a meeting

jenilla1 · September 2014

No problem.

hip_hop_honey91 · September 2014

A group message on whatsapp in Dutch that nobody will understand unless you speak Dutch of course! :laugh:

_Tink_ · September 2014

It's crazy today!

stephanieluvspb · September 2014

Yup, Wednesday and friday

xsmilexforxmex · September 2014

Okay cool

schle009 · September 2014

It was a text saying there was overtime available due to my sick call-in and that someone could alter their hours if needed.

p8liwag · September 2014

My phone is going bonkers

Forty6and2 · September 2014

Me: "Kelly and I are both getting topless. You're missing it."
Friend: "Noooo! I wanna bewbs!"

I was dying Kelly's hair, so it wasn't nearly as exciting as these texts make it seem.

cmcollins001 · September 2014

Did you remember to throw lye in with the body before you filled in the hole? I still think we should have used the wood chipper.

dinadeee · September 2014

sorry

Alisiya__ · September 2014

Please remember to move the cat food off the floor and put it up so the dog doesn't eat it before you leave. Thx

Smirnoff65 · September 2014

From one of the guys who work on my shift and hasn't turned in to work;

'No probs mate trying my best to get a babysitter sorted here sorry again lad'

xXx_BlackRose_xXx · September 2014

Let's just say there's not enough antibacterial gel in the world

jazzie_red · September 2014

I bet she won't go....

libbydoodle11 · September 2014

Super! Thank you!

kimdyj · September 2014

Thought ur ego needed stroking from yesterday.

Salty_Sauce · September 2014

Flattery will get you everywhere ;-)

El_Cunado · September 2014

Brother in law "Kylie has 15 points in the 1st quarter".

Me "Wow, Saints are 0-2".

Madame_Goldbricker · September 2014

Your suitcase is outside.

mrsbadkarma · September 2014

From my mom : "The funeral will be Tuesday at 6pm at the church, receiving friends at fellowship hall will follow."

(My uncle passed away yesterday morning.)

BUT, before that my last text message was:
"Well I'm gonna go to bed, night"

Madame_Goldbricker · September 2014

From my mom : "The funeral will be Tuesday at 6pm at the church, receiving friends at fellowship hall will follow."

(My uncle passed away yesterday morning.)

BUT, before that my last text message was:
"Well I'm gonna go to bed, night"

Just wanted to express condolences to you.

davester813 · September 2014

Xoxo,,,//

JazzFischer1989 · September 2014

"Ew dats gross"

my boyfriend in response to my saying that I was going to work.

Booksandbeaches · September 2014

"Let's research chicken coops"

(my friend wants to raise some backyard chickens....)

what did your last text message say?

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