Controversial Referendum?

SunofaBeach14
SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
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There needs to be a referendum on returning to cylindrical toilet paper dispensers in public rest rooms. These lopsided things were designed by engineers on acid. Thank you, Mr. Engineer on acid, for ruining a perfectly good BM. I blame you.
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  • darkguardian419
    darkguardian419 Posts: 1,302 Member
    It must be nice to have the free time to wipe. I just put on more axe spray.
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    I have charmin in my office pooper...
  • JoelleAnn78
    JoelleAnn78 Posts: 1,492 Member
    I'm usually just happy to see that there is indeed toilet paper. Back of the toilet, on the roll, lopsided or otherwise...whatevs.
  • rachelrb85
    rachelrb85 Posts: 579 Member
    Or how about the fact that I just used the restroom and the person who changed the toilet paper put it UNDER instead of over. I swear, they did this just to ruin my day.

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  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
    in... for poop.
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    I want this....
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  • captaindle
    captaindle Posts: 30 Member
    Or how about the fact that I just used the restroom and the person who changed the toilet paper put it UNDER instead of over. I swear, they did this just to ruin my day.

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR44fd7hYrsd2YmK1zTaQHuc0xjuR1xlb4UukpXd-avPv6Vpf-HuA

    THIS!!! SOOOOOOO this!
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    somebody mentioned something about needing to sidetrack this thread to talk about Scotland...
  • CyberEd312
    CyberEd312 Posts: 3,536 Member
    Wait I thought we were suppose to be using the 3 sea shells???? :tongue:
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    Or how about the fact that I just used the restroom and the person who changed the toilet paper put it UNDER instead of over. I swear, they did this just to ruin my day.

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR44fd7hYrsd2YmK1zTaQHuc0xjuR1xlb4UukpXd-avPv6Vpf-HuA

    Please do not attempt to highjack my thread and turn it into a discussion of toilet paper dispensing methods in Scotland. This is about cylindrical versus lopsided toilet paper roll dispensers, not Scotland. There is to be no mention of Scotland.
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    Or how about the fact that I just used the restroom and the person who changed the toilet paper put it UNDER instead of over. I swear, they did this just to ruin my day.

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR44fd7hYrsd2YmK1zTaQHuc0xjuR1xlb4UukpXd-avPv6Vpf-HuA

    Please do not attempt to highjack my thread and turn it into a discussion of toilet paper dispensing methods in Scotland. This is about cylindrical versus lopsided toilet paper roll dispensers, not Scotland. There is to be no mention of Scotland.
    But Scotland is where Scotch comes from. Surely we can agree that Scotch is A-OK?

    Mmmmm....Scotch....
  • JoRocka
    JoRocka Posts: 17,525 Member
    3 shells.

    that's where it's at.
  • Mikkimeow
    Mikkimeow Posts: 1,282 Member
    I would like to add a petition that you cannot take a massive dump after eating burritos, when there is only one stall and you know people are waiting outside to use it.
  • PRMinx
    PRMinx Posts: 4,585 Member
    There needs to be a referendum on returning to cylindrical toilet paper dispensers in public rest rooms. These lopsided things were designed by engineers on acid. Thank you, Mr. Engineer on acid, for ruining a perfectly good BM. I blame you.

    They should make it up to you. With pie.
  • rachelrb85
    rachelrb85 Posts: 579 Member
    Or how about the fact that I just used the restroom and the person who changed the toilet paper put it UNDER instead of over. I swear, they did this just to ruin my day.

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR44fd7hYrsd2YmK1zTaQHuc0xjuR1xlb4UukpXd-avPv6Vpf-HuA

    Please do not attempt to highjack my thread and turn it into a discussion of toilet paper dispensing methods in Scotland. This is about cylindrical versus lopsided toilet paper roll dispensers, not Scotland. There is to be no mention of Scotland.

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  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    There needs to be a referendum on returning to cylindrical toilet paper dispensers in public rest rooms. These lopsided things were designed by engineers on acid. Thank you, Mr. Engineer on acid, for ruining a perfectly good BM. I blame you.

    They should make it up to you. With pie.

    Only if it's expensive pie. I hear that free pie makes people angry.
  • SnuggleSmacks
    SnuggleSmacks Posts: 3,731 Member
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  • Original_Sinner
    Original_Sinner Posts: 180 Member
    one word.


    bidet.

    the french are good for one thing.
  • ThePhoenixIsRising
    ThePhoenixIsRising Posts: 781 Member
    Or how about the fact that I just used the restroom and the person who changed the toilet paper put it UNDER instead of over. I swear, they did this just to ruin my day.

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR44fd7hYrsd2YmK1zTaQHuc0xjuR1xlb4UukpXd-avPv6Vpf-HuA
    You clearly don't have young children or pets!
  • SnuggleSmacks
    SnuggleSmacks Posts: 3,731 Member
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  • PRMinx
    PRMinx Posts: 4,585 Member
    There needs to be a referendum on returning to cylindrical toilet paper dispensers in public rest rooms. These lopsided things were designed by engineers on acid. Thank you, Mr. Engineer on acid, for ruining a perfectly good BM. I blame you.

    They should make it up to you. With pie.

    Only if it's expensive pie. I hear that free pie makes people angry.

    Well, I guess if I went to McDs and ate just the burger meat, I'd be pretty angry too. :sick:
  • Oi_Sunshine
    Oi_Sunshine Posts: 819 Member
    I am unsure of what the lopsided kind is. Could you provide a picture so I can better commiserate with you?
  • rachelrb85
    rachelrb85 Posts: 579 Member
    Or how about the fact that I just used the restroom and the person who changed the toilet paper put it UNDER instead of over. I swear, they did this just to ruin my day.

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR44fd7hYrsd2YmK1zTaQHuc0xjuR1xlb4UukpXd-avPv6Vpf-HuA
    You clearly don't have young children or pets!

    I have a 15 month old that I have to hide the toilet paper from for this very reason. But this was a janitorial person in an office building... this is a very important task to perform correctly!
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    I am unsure of what the lopsided kind is. Could you provide a picture so I can better commiserate with you?

    An oval cylinder, where volume is calculated pi * a * b * height, and a and b are half the length of the oval axes. Sorry, but I can't post a pic right now.
  • 3laine75
    3laine75 Posts: 3,069 Member
    Or how about the fact that I just used the restroom and the person who changed the toilet paper put it UNDER instead of over. I swear, they did this just to ruin my day.

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR44fd7hYrsd2YmK1zTaQHuc0xjuR1xlb4UukpXd-avPv6Vpf-HuA


    Is it YOU that keeps changing it - it's MEANT to be under!!:laugh:
  • 3laine75
    3laine75 Posts: 3,069 Member
    Or how about the fact that I just used the restroom and the person who changed the toilet paper put it UNDER instead of over. I swear, they did this just to ruin my day.

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR44fd7hYrsd2YmK1zTaQHuc0xjuR1xlb4UukpXd-avPv6Vpf-HuA

    Please do not attempt to highjack my thread and turn it into a discussion of toilet paper dispensing methods in Scotland. This is about cylindrical versus lopsided toilet paper roll dispensers, not Scotland. There is to be no mention of Scotland.

    It should always be UNDER in Scotland especially. Glad I found something to vote about today :D
  • branflakes1980
    branflakes1980 Posts: 2,516 Member
    in... for poop.

    Sorry to derail, but I have a question. Yesterday you said this
    Generally speaking, a blog post is a platform to state musings or opinions about something. It's a good place to vent (like the OP here)

    Forums are meant to ask a question, seek help or generate discussion. There's a question somewhere in a forum topic.

    Blog posts in forums are generally done by attention... um... seekers, who are not satisfied with the audience that a blog post would give them (ie. friend's list just isn't enough audience)


    Now I think OP's post is awesome (and I agree that I would like to see a picture of said contraption as I do not think I have ever come across one of these), and clearly you think it is awesome as well because you are "in for poop" but to me according to above statement this would better serve as a blog post, which in turn leads me to believe that you pick and choose whom you call out?? Amirite? Just curious. :flowerforyou:
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    Or how about the fact that I just used the restroom and the person who changed the toilet paper put it UNDER instead of over. I swear, they did this just to ruin my day.

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR44fd7hYrsd2YmK1zTaQHuc0xjuR1xlb4UukpXd-avPv6Vpf-HuA

    Please do not attempt to highjack my thread and turn it into a discussion of toilet paper dispensing methods in Scotland. This is about cylindrical versus lopsided toilet paper roll dispensers, not Scotland. There is to be no mention of Scotland.

    It should always be UNDER in Scotland especially. Glad I found something to vote about today :D

    I feel like I may have failed to make myself clear here. There is to be no mention of Scotland whatsoever. No discussion of Scotch, or banks in Scotland, and certainly no mention of Scotish independence, or kilts. Nothing whatsoever to do with Scotland. Not even the word "Scotland" is to be written in this thread. So please, let's not discuss Scotland. Just TP. Not Scotland.
  • rachelrb85
    rachelrb85 Posts: 579 Member
    in... for poop.

    Sorry to derail, but I have a question. Yesterday you said this
    Generally speaking, a blog post is a platform to state musings or opinions about something. It's a good place to vent (like the OP here)

    Forums are meant to ask a question, seek help or generate discussion. There's a question somewhere in a forum topic.

    Blog posts in forums are generally done by attention... um... seekers, who are not satisfied with the audience that a blog post would give them (ie. friend's list just isn't enough audience)


    Now I think OP's post is awesome (and I agree that I would like to see a picture of said contraption as I do not think I have ever come across one of these), and clearly you think it is awesome as well because you are "in for poop" but to me according to above statement this would better serve as a blog post, which in turn leads me to believe that you pick and choose whom you call out?? Amirite? Just curious. :flowerforyou:

    The pie thread was a pointless rant. This is a sarcastic observation.

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  • Pupslice
    Pupslice Posts: 213 Member
    It must be nice to have the free time to wipe. I just put on more axe spray.

    lmaooooooooooooooooooo

    omg thank you, I needed a good LOL this morning

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