Controversial Referendum?
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in... for poop.
Sorry to derail, but I have a question. Yesterday you said thisGenerally speaking, a blog post is a platform to state musings or opinions about something. It's a good place to vent (like the OP here)
Forums are meant to ask a question, seek help or generate discussion. There's a question somewhere in a forum topic.
Blog posts in forums are generally done by attention... um... seekers, who are not satisfied with the audience that a blog post would give them (ie. friend's list just isn't enough audience)
Now I think OP's post is awesome (and I agree that I would like to see a picture of said contraption as I do not think I have ever come across one of these), and clearly you think it is awesome as well because you are "in for poop" but to me according to above statement this would better serve as a blog post, which in turn leads me to believe that you pick and choose whom you call out?? Amirite? Just curious. :flowerforyou:
The pie thread was a pointless rant. This is a sarcastic observation.
At least that's a mostly cylindrical rolled carpet that the cat is in.
Wait. It's not a Scottish cat, is it?0 -
in... for poop.
Sorry to derail, but I have a question. Yesterday you said thisGenerally speaking, a blog post is a platform to state musings or opinions about something. It's a good place to vent (like the OP here)
Forums are meant to ask a question, seek help or generate discussion. There's a question somewhere in a forum topic.
Blog posts in forums are generally done by attention... um... seekers, who are not satisfied with the audience that a blog post would give them (ie. friend's list just isn't enough audience)
Now I think OP's post is awesome (and I agree that I would like to see a picture of said contraption as I do not think I have ever come across one of these), and clearly you think it is awesome as well because you are "in for poop" but to me according to above statement this would better serve as a blog post, which in turn leads me to believe that you pick and choose whom you call out?? Amirite? Just curious. :flowerforyou:
Yep. I do.
Because I ALREADY KNOW that OP is a shameless attention ho. That's why he's on my FL.
I'm "in for poop" because I like poop gifs.0 -
in... for poop.
Sorry to derail, but I have a question. Yesterday you said thisGenerally speaking, a blog post is a platform to state musings or opinions about something. It's a good place to vent (like the OP here)
Forums are meant to ask a question, seek help or generate discussion. There's a question somewhere in a forum topic.
Blog posts in forums are generally done by attention... um... seekers, who are not satisfied with the audience that a blog post would give them (ie. friend's list just isn't enough audience)
Now I think OP's post is awesome (and I agree that I would like to see a picture of said contraption as I do not think I have ever come across one of these), and clearly you think it is awesome as well because you are "in for poop" but to me according to above statement this would better serve as a blog post, which in turn leads me to believe that you pick and choose whom you call out?? Amirite? Just curious. :flowerforyou:
The pie thread was a pointless rant. This is a sarcastic observation.
I don't hate fun. I am ALL about the fun. My curiosity was just sparked so I figured I would ask. That is all. Carry on.
Oh and...
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Soooo...basically, OP is pooping and MFPing at the same time. Can't say that I've never done it...0
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in... for poop.
Sorry to derail, but I have a question. Yesterday you said thisGenerally speaking, a blog post is a platform to state musings or opinions about something. It's a good place to vent (like the OP here)
Forums are meant to ask a question, seek help or generate discussion. There's a question somewhere in a forum topic.
Blog posts in forums are generally done by attention... um... seekers, who are not satisfied with the audience that a blog post would give them (ie. friend's list just isn't enough audience)
Now I think OP's post is awesome (and I agree that I would like to see a picture of said contraption as I do not think I have ever come across one of these), and clearly you think it is awesome as well because you are "in for poop" but to me according to above statement this would better serve as a blog post, which in turn leads me to believe that you pick and choose whom you call out?? Amirite? Just curious. :flowerforyou:
The pie thread was a pointless rant. This is a sarcastic observation.
Oh, and this works, too! LOVE IT!0 -
I am unsure of what the lopsided kind is. Could you provide a picture so I can better commiserate with you?
An oval cylinder, where volume is calculated pi * a * b * height, and a and b are half the length of the oval axes. Sorry, but I can't post a pic right now.
You made me math. No commiseration for you!0 -
in... for poop.
Sorry to derail, but I have a question. Yesterday you said thisGenerally speaking, a blog post is a platform to state musings or opinions about something. It's a good place to vent (like the OP here)
Forums are meant to ask a question, seek help or generate discussion. There's a question somewhere in a forum topic.
Blog posts in forums are generally done by attention... um... seekers, who are not satisfied with the audience that a blog post would give them (ie. friend's list just isn't enough audience)
Now I think OP's post is awesome (and I agree that I would like to see a picture of said contraption as I do not think I have ever come across one of these), and clearly you think it is awesome as well because you are "in for poop" but to me according to above statement this would better serve as a blog post, which in turn leads me to believe that you pick and choose whom you call out?? Amirite? Just curious. :flowerforyou:
Yep. I do.
Because I ALREADY KNOW that OP is a shameless attention ho. That's why he's on my FL.
I'm "in for poop" because I like poop gifs.
Have a super day :flowerforyou:0 -
Or how about the fact that I just used the restroom and the person who changed the toilet paper put it UNDER instead of over. I swear, they did this just to ruin my day.
THIS!!! SOOOOOOO this!
I love my BF, but he ALWAYS does this "wrong". I have to be super vigilant when we get close to the end of a roll--I cannot stand having it the wrong way. I changed it one time and he laughed at my need to do so (all in good nature). I'm sure someday it's going to cause a full-out argument.
ETA: I agree with OP...the lopsided rolls are all kinds of wrong and I think they should be outlawed!0 -
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Are you talking about coreless TP rolls? Don't blame the engineers for those. Back when engineers had something to say about anything, the world made sense.0
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Every restroom needs one of these...
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I like to use monogrammed towels.
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in... for poop.
Sorry to derail, but I have a question. Yesterday you said thisGenerally speaking, a blog post is a platform to state musings or opinions about something. It's a good place to vent (like the OP here)
Forums are meant to ask a question, seek help or generate discussion. There's a question somewhere in a forum topic.
Blog posts in forums are generally done by attention... um... seekers, who are not satisfied with the audience that a blog post would give them (ie. friend's list just isn't enough audience)
Now I think OP's post is awesome (and I agree that I would like to see a picture of said contraption as I do not think I have ever come across one of these), and clearly you think it is awesome as well because you are "in for poop" but to me according to above statement this would better serve as a blog post, which in turn leads me to believe that you pick and choose whom you call out?? Amirite? Just curious. :flowerforyou:
The pie thread was a pointless rant. This is a sarcastic observation.
At least that's a mostly cylindrical rolled carpet that the cat is in.
Wait. It's not a Scottish cat, is it?
Per your own rules....I don't think you should be questioning the cat's nationality!0 -
I really hate those ones that are basically a Kleenex box of cheap toilet paper. I always feel ridiculous when I grab a million of them. At least when it's a roll of any kind I can convince myself I'm not wasting the paper, the roll just kept rolling too much...0
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Every restroom needs one of these...
That looks like the perfect MFPing experience. It even has a cylindrical TP dispenser, which is much easier to roll out accurately when hiking one's kilt0 -
I know of these rolls of which you speak.
You grab some, and it tears, you grab more toilet paper and it tears. Until you have just a handful of 1 ply toilet paper in little squares.
And it's always 1 ply.I have charmin in my office pooper...
And BTW - Charmin at work? Well done you! I've yet to see Charmin anywhere but home. Even 5 star hotels. And yes, I judge 5 star hotels by their ability to provide quality toilet paper.0 -
in... for poop.
Sorry to derail, but I have a question. Yesterday you said thisGenerally speaking, a blog post is a platform to state musings or opinions about something. It's a good place to vent (like the OP here)
Forums are meant to ask a question, seek help or generate discussion. There's a question somewhere in a forum topic.
Blog posts in forums are generally done by attention... um... seekers, who are not satisfied with the audience that a blog post would give them (ie. friend's list just isn't enough audience)
Now I think OP's post is awesome (and I agree that I would like to see a picture of said contraption as I do not think I have ever come across one of these), and clearly you think it is awesome as well because you are "in for poop" but to me according to above statement this would better serve as a blog post, which in turn leads me to believe that you pick and choose whom you call out?? Amirite? Just curious. :flowerforyou:
Yep. I do.
Because I ALREADY KNOW that OP is a shameless attention ho. That's why he's on my FL.
I'm "in for poop" because I like poop gifs.
Just because I'm a ho doesn't mean that I'm wearing that wig and heels again.0 -
I know of these rolls of which you speak.
You grab some, and it tears, you grab more toilet paper and it tears. Until you have just a handful of 1 ply toilet paper in little squares.
And it's always 1 ply.I have charmin in my office pooper...
And BTW - Charmin at work? Well done you! I've yet to see Charmin anywhere but home. Even 5 star hotels. And yes, I judge 5 star hotels by their ability to provide quality toilet paper.
Is there another measure with which to judge 5 star hotels? I thought this was just standard.0 -
I know of these rolls of which you speak.
You grab some, and it tears, you grab more toilet paper and it tears. Until you have just a handful of 1 ply toilet paper in little squares.
And it's always 1 ply.I have charmin in my office pooper...
And BTW - Charmin at work? Well done you! I've yet to see Charmin anywhere but home. Even 5 star hotels. And yes, I judge 5 star hotels by their ability to provide quality toilet paper.
Is there another measure with which to judge 5 star hotels? I thought this was just standard.
I like the ones with stalls that are made of marble and close completely. A TV in the potty is a nice touch too0 -
I know of these rolls of which you speak.
You grab some, and it tears, you grab more toilet paper and it tears. Until you have just a handful of 1 ply toilet paper in little squares.
And it's always 1 ply.I have charmin in my office pooper...
And BTW - Charmin at work? Well done you! I've yet to see Charmin anywhere but home. Even 5 star hotels. And yes, I judge 5 star hotels by their ability to provide quality toilet paper.
Is there another measure with which to judge 5 star hotels? I thought this was just standard.
I like the ones with stalls that are made of marble and close completely. A TV in the potty is a nice touch too
Yes...but do they have Charmin? Any high-end hotel I've been to, it's Kleenex Cottenelle at best...0 -
Wait I thought we were suppose to be using the 3 sea shells????
I wonder how many folks are gonna get that reference lol. They never did explain how they worked, the way I cuss i'd just use the fine receipts.0 -
Wait I thought we were suppose to be using the 3 sea shells????
I wonder how many folks are gonna get that reference lol. They never did explain how they worked, the way I cuss i'd just use the fine receipts.
Fine Receipts FTW! And now I have to google and find out if anybody attempted to say how they worked!0 -
Wait I thought we were suppose to be using the 3 sea shells????
I wonder how many folks are gonna get that reference lol. They never did explain how they worked, the way I cuss i'd just use the fine receipts.
Fine Receipts FTW! And now I have to google and find out if anybody attempted to say how they worked!
http://www.mtv.com/news/1715032/sandra-bullock-demolition-man-seashells/
“Well, think of a bidet, right?” said Bullock. “There’s several processes. You have number one, you have number two, and then the cleanup.”
But it doesn’t stop there. Turns out the seashells are also musical instruments. “You can use them as little maracas as well,” continued Bullock, giving an example of the sort of beat you can drop with the future’s answer to toilet paper. “See, it’s a musical instrument, and it’s a hygiene element!”0 -
Seems to be a lot of people on here lately who are fixated with poop or pooping. :laugh:0
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Corn cobs are cylindrical. Plus you can just walk around with it up there for safe keeping.0
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Wait I thought we were suppose to be using the 3 sea shells????
I wonder how many folks are gonna get that reference lol. They never did explain how they worked, the way I cuss i'd just use the fine receipts.
Fine Receipts FTW! And now I have to google and find out if anybody attempted to say how they worked!
http://www.mtv.com/news/1715032/sandra-bullock-demolition-man-seashells/
“Well, think of a bidet, right?” said Bullock. “There’s several processes. You have number one, you have number two, and then the cleanup.”
But it doesn’t stop there. Turns out the seashells are also musical instruments. “You can use them as little maracas as well,” continued Bullock, giving an example of the sort of beat you can drop with the future’s answer to toilet paper. “See, it’s a musical instrument, and it’s a hygiene element!”
I found this quote from Stallone "OK, this may be bordering on the grotesque, but the way it was explained to me by the writer is you hold two seashells like chopsticks, pull gently and scrape what’s left with the third. You asked for it…. Be careful what you ask for, sorry. "0 -
Wait I thought we were suppose to be using the 3 sea shells????
I wonder how many folks are gonna get that reference lol. They never did explain how they worked, the way I cuss i'd just use the fine receipts.
Fine Receipts FTW! And now I have to google and find out if anybody attempted to say how they worked!
http://www.mtv.com/news/1715032/sandra-bullock-demolition-man-seashells/
“Well, think of a bidet, right?” said Bullock. “There’s several processes. You have number one, you have number two, and then the cleanup.”
But it doesn’t stop there. Turns out the seashells are also musical instruments. “You can use them as little maracas as well,” continued Bullock, giving an example of the sort of beat you can drop with the future’s answer to toilet paper. “See, it’s a musical instrument, and it’s a hygiene element!”
I found this quote from Stallone "OK, this may be bordering on the grotesque, but the way it was explained to me by the writer is you hold two seashells like chopsticks, pull gently and scrape what’s left with the third. You asked for it…. Be careful what you ask for, sorry. "
I saw that too - but chose to ignore it in favor of the bidet response.
Because I don't want to live in a future that involves scraping...or rat burgers for that matter.0 -
I saw that too - but chose to ignore it in favor of the bidet response.
Because I don't want to live in a future that involves scraping...or rat burgers for that matter.
Would ratburgers be considered eating dirty? Or do we wash them first so we can eat clean?0 -
wiping is for chumps0
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Would ratburgers be considered eating dirty? Or do we wash them first so we can eat clean?
I think if they were farm-raised rats that ate organic they would be considered clean...but 'wild' rats would be dirty...unless prepared with the proper sauce. Then the 'wild' rat becomes a delicacy. The proper sauce really changes everything.0
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